Category Archives: Winston-Salem

Riding Mowers in the Piedmont

Since moving to the Piedmont Triad area of North Carolina I’ve noticed that something like 98% of homeowners use a riding lawn mower rather than a push mower.  I suspect that over 50% of apartment dwellers also own riding lawn mowers in anticipation of someday having a yard where they can use it, but in the meantime they tool around looking for things to cut.

I’ve also noticed that I get lots of strange looks when I mow the lawn. We have about a 1/2 acre yard (lots of landscaping so it’s not as bad as it sounds) and the fact that I would push a mower rather than ride one makes the folks around here nervous.  It’s bad enough that I’ve practiced every religion under the sun, but pushing when I could ride makes me look downright un-American here in "bologna and American cheese on white bread with Miracle Whip is an exotic meal"-ville.  I like pushing my mower though, because I feel I get a nice little workout in the process of doing my yard work.  I also have the luxury of having a 15 year old son who can push the mower if I’m ever not in the mood, and soon his 12 year old brother will be able to pinch hit as well.  They’ve been lobbying for a riding mower, but I tell them that I’m saving the money for their college funds.  Little do they know that the amount spent on one riding mower would probably by one text book for them.

Anyhow, I’ve become convinced that there’s something strange in the air here.  Over in Greensboro they’ve got a couple of fools riding their mowers on Wendover, which for those of you unfamiliar with Greensboro is a major thoroughfare in the city.  One moron lives two miles from his office and decided to ride his mower to save on gas.  Asked why he rides it to work he said it’s fun and he’s saving on gas, but apparently it never occurred to him that he might come into contact with a decidedly bigger vehicle and he could probably get to work faster if he simply walked.  As for the whole safety issue, ‘lo and behold today I read over at Fec’s that another dufus on a mower was hit by a car while trying to make a left hand turn off of Wendover.  If you’re looking for the exception that proves Darwin’s theory of evolution you need only look at this last case since the driver of the car is the one that had to go to the hospital; mower boy escaped without a scratch. 

Only in the Piedmont.   

Tornado Hits Closer to Home

The tornadoes that hit our area last week missed us here in Lewisville by a few miles, but one of my youngest son’s band teachers wasn’t so fortunate. We were told by our two kids that go to Meadowlark Middle that they were told that  Mr. Lanning’s house was destroyed and Mr. Lanning was knocked unconscious and thrown from his house and his wife was thrown from the house as well.  On the fortunate side their children escaped unscathed.

Donations are being collected by the school for Mr. Lanning and his family and I suspect the same is going on at Reagan High School where Mr. Lanning also teaches.  Once I find out more info on how to help the Lannings I’ll share it here.

Dodged a Bullet Last Night

Some wicked thunderstorms and tornadoes hit our area last night so we scurried to our basement to sit it out and watch the action on TV. A confirmed tornado touched down within a couple of miles of our house but somehow we never lost power so we watched it on the WXII radar and wondered if any of our friends’ homes were in its path.  One family we know in Advance who’s house was very near the tornado’s path is out of town on vacation so we don’t know if their house was damaged but we know they are okay. 

Watching the morning news it looks like things got even worse as the storm moved east into the Greensboro area.  They are showing video of cars tossed on top of each other, huge trees down all over the place and of course the requisite shirtless, beer-bellied homeowner walking around his house in a daze.  That guy really dodged a bullet since a huge tree fell within inches of his house and it doesn’t look like there’s even a scratch on the siding.  Now they’re showing a house in Advance that didn’t get off nearly so easy.  Yikes.

They just reported that several people were injured and one guy who was in his pickup in a parking lot was killed.  Hopefully they don’t find any more injured or killed.

Yep, we got lucky.

**Update** They just showed video of Hanes Park which looks to be completely flooded.  The city just spent a bunch of money re-surfacing the hard and clay courts there and I have a feeling this flooding isn’t going to do them much good.  My daughter’s soccer team has practiced on the field every Tuesday for the last six months at Wiley Middle School which is next to the park and I’m sure that field is flooded too since it’s right next to the same creek that flooded the park. 

Esbee Weighs In on the Local Newspaper Thing

Esbee approaches the local newspaper issue from her own angle.  Essentially she wants to return to the days when newspapers wrote more of their own stuff (i.e. relied less on wire stories) and actually used language that didn’t prompt slumber. I’d love to see the paper provide more stories like Esbee’s take on crime reporting.  To wit:

Winston-Salem police say that a
heavy-set villain robbed the Wachovia bank branch on Martin Luther King
Jr. Drive about 11 a.m. Monday.

A
surveillance-camera image shows the villain looking up menacingly as he
looms over the bank’s security guardian. The villain gestured
threateningly with an instrument of death to force the guardian to lie
down, police Capt. David Clayton said.

The
villain is described as black, in his 30s, 6 feet tall, about 350
pounds, with a thin mustache and goatee. He wore a gray, hooded
sweatshirt with blue sleeves and a thick white stripe on the side and
on the sleeves. He left in a blue Cadillac. He may or may not have the
power to shapeshift.

Any citizen with information that could foil this villain should call Crime Stoppers at 727-2800!

Esbee’s commenters then provide even more, suggesting "corpulent bandit" to which Esbee replies with "El Bandito Gordito."  Any time you can weave a description that suggests a role for Jack Black into a story you’re doing something right. 

Fec Indexes Wachovia’s Woes

Fec lists LOTS of issues with Wachovia.  Wachovia was a Winston-Salem institution until it was absorbed by First Union and most of its operations were moved to Charlotte.  My mom worked there many moons ago, but in this age of mega-mergers it’s anything but a cozy hometown bank and it does not tug any hometown heart strings.

FYI, you know things are tough when an alphabet soup of fed agencies is in town checking under your robe: the SEC, FBI, DOJ and IRS are all checking into the bank.  Hopefully the bean counters will prevail and right the Wachovia ship.  I’d hate to see the building in Charlotte look like Enron’s in Houston a few years back.

Shooting Near West Forsyth High School

2/29/08-11:20 a.m. – We just got one of those calls you never want to get as a parent.  Apparently there was a shooting at a store near our son’s high school (West Forsyth) and the school system got out an automated call to let us know what’s going on and that US-421 is closed down for the time being.  They say no students were involved or are in danger, but they wanted to keep us apprised.

Definitely better than hearing about it from the news.  Glad to see the school system on top of this.  Will update.

Update: Here’s the story on WXII.  Their story says a Forsyth County Deputy shot a person in a car he’d pulled over near the Grocery Barn on Lewisville-Clemmons Road.

Update #2: The guy who was shot died.  According to the story on the W-S Journal site he was pulled over because a deputy suspected he was driving a stolen car.

Why RJ Reynolds Should Be the Biggest Arts Sponsor in the US

Winston-Salem is the home to both RJ Reynolds and the North Carolina School of the Arts.  Until now this seemed just a coincidence to me, but now I think the folks at RJR may have seen the future decades ago and worked behind the scenes to make sure the NCSA came to Winston.  Here’s why: to get around smoking bans in liberal states like California and Minnesota bars are starting to have theater nights. It seems that in these states actors are allowed to light up during live performances, and so bars are staging plays and calling all the patrons actors.  Nifty!

Here’s a piece about the smoking ban work-around on Boing Boing, and the article they link to in The Star Tribune, the newspaper of record in those other Twin Cities in Minnesota.

I’m thinking that RJR’s marketing folks need to get hyper aggressive in promoting bar-plays AND their lobbyists need to get busy making sure this loophole doesn’t close any time soon.  To push bar-plays they should print and distribute free of charge every play that features multiple characters sucking on cancer sticks.  Better yet they should commission students at NCSA to write plays in which every character smokes and have multiple crowd scenes.

And while they’re at it why stop with bars?  They should see if this work-around applies to schools.  Those kids are always doing plays and I keep hearing how those commie-educators are constantly cutting back on arts programs so school plays offer a perfect opportunity for business/education synergy.

This’ll show those rubes at truth who’s in charge.

Looking for an Excuse

According to this story on WXII’s site Brennan’s Bridal in Winston-Salem failed to open its doors, its web site was down and the phones weren’t being answered.  As you might expect bridal hysteria ensued, what with brides and their mothers already being near the top of the list of World’s Most Hysterical People.  The folks running the store claim they’re simply closed for restructuring and will be open for business on Wednesday (Feb. 20, 2008) which, if true, means they qualify for the title of Worst Customer Communications program EV-AR!

My favorite part of the story came at the very end, where a guy obviously desperate to get out of his impending doom nuptials used the shop’s woes as a convenient excuse to cancel the wedding.  Smart man, that one.  Yes he’s a butt-head, but being a butt-head doesn’t make you stupid.

Heard at the Diner

Yesterday morning I was at the local diner grabbing a bite to eat and reading my copy of the Winston-Salem Journal.  Normally I can tune out the folks around me, but this morning the following sentence snuck through my defenses:

"Well, you’d never know it from our local liberal media but Bush has actually done a damn good job, especially with the war."

This caught my attention because I was sitting there holding my own copy of the local liberal media not three feet from the old guy who said it.  I was wondering what he’d say if I let fly with what I thought about Bush when he went on to say (I’m paraphrasing here), "Hell, some of the most effective presidents we’ve had were considered failures at the time.  Look at Abraham Lincoln…" And then one of his buddies, trying to yank his chain said, "and Herbert Hoover!"

From there they started grumbling about how bad things were gonna get if we elect another Democrat, "It’ll be just like the late 70s when we had Carter," and that transitioned into reminiscences about the Iran hostages being freed when Reagan was inaugurated, "He scared Khomeini to death because he knew Reagan would pull the trigger if he had to."  I wanted to do a little chain yanking myself by asking if they believed the October Surprise theory that held that Reagan’s people negotiated with the Iranians to delay the release to make sure that Reagan won the election over Carter.  That would have been fun, but I decided not to because I was always taught that eavesdropping is rude.

Quick aside for an Andy Rooney moment: You ever notice that eavesdropping is only rude when someone else is doing it?

Anyway, the old guys finished up what they were doing and got up to leave.  Any notion I had that maybe some of this was directed at me because they felt I was some sort of commie, I was reading the Journal after all, was quickly forgotten because I don’t think they could see 12 inches much less the 3 feet it would have taken to see me.

So I just thought "To each his own" and would have forgotten it totally if not for a call I had with my Dad this morning.  In the course of our conversation he pretty much blamed Bush and his cohorts for ruining the Republican party and then said he’s thinking about voting for Obama AND he’s already voted for a Democrat for Congress in 06.  This is a man who’s a life-long dyed-in-the-wool traditional conservative, the kind of Republican who looks for fiscal responsibility and reasonable governance of free markets out of his leaders.  In other words he’s representative of the vast majority of Republicans I’ve known all my life and who seem to be fleeing the party in droves. 

I can’t tell you how many of my friends and acquaintances who have voted Republican all their lives are now looking elsewhere, and I’m not talking about those yokels who are throwing "suicide" votes in the hopes that Obama or Clinton will screw up so bad that Republicans can take over again in ’12.  How stupid is that?  These are people who believe in smaller and more efficient government, lower taxes and law and order.  They believe in balanced budgets and effective services, but less "nanny-state" programs.  They believe in free markets, but not that doing business should be free.  If the Democrats find a way to absorb these people and deliver at least a healthy percentage of what they’re looking for we could end up with a significant migration of centrist Republicans to the Donkey side.  The Republicans will be left with all the folks like those fellows at the diner, the hard right-wingers who never met a problem that couldn’t be solved by swinging the Republican hammer at it.

Since I’m even entertaining these thoughts I only have one thing left to say: hell hath frozen over.