Monthly Archives: August 2008

links for 2008-08-30

links for 2008-08-29

Construction Waste Down 19% in Winston-Salem/Forsyth County; Realtors Will Probably Blame Onerous Codes

USA Today has an article about the decline in the amount of trash Americans are tossing out, and how that might be related to a down economy.  Winston-Salem/Forsyth County construction waste is one of their examples:

Winston-Salem/Forsyth County, N.C. The 19% decline in
construction debris in 2008 is "more likely related to economic
factors" said Jan McHargue, solid waste administrator.

Since the Chamber of Commerce and local realtors recently blamed the drop in new development on onerous city development ordinances I’m assuming they’ll do the same here.

Me Thinks This Olympic Gymnast Needs New Media Advisor

Shawn Johnson won gold and silver medals in gymnastics at the recently concluded 08 Summer Games in Beijing.  Obviously it’s time for her to cash in and help her parents pay off the multiple mortgages they took out to finance her Olympic dream.  I’m thinking she can do better than the Ortega commercial below.  Let’s just say that people online are having fun with her line, "Ortega makes my taco pop." 

City Bus Driver Shoots Man in the Head in Buena Vista Over Double Parking

If you’re from Winston-Salem you’re probably thinking, "What?!" based on the headline of this post.  Well, I’ve engaged in an age old media trick of getting you to read this based on a deceptive headline.  The Buena Vista I’m referring to is Buena Vista Terrace in SE, Washington DC, a decidedly different Buena Vista than our bucolic enclave here in the Twin Cities.  You might have figured out my trickery based on the fact that it involved double parking, something other than crime also not commonly found in W-S’s Buena Vista.  If this was a radio or TV news broadcast you’d have been able to figure it out because in DC the location would have been pronounced "bwayna vista" rather than our local pronunciation of "byoona vista".

Uh, Gross

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My buddy Dan sent me the link to that picture to the left.  I love my Krispy Kremes.  I love my cheeseburgers.  I love my bacon.  Mix ’em all together, though, and you’ve got one nasty looking culinary experience.  Even more surprising is that the picture was taken at the Google NYC cafeteria.  Somehow I always envisioned Googlers as the types who wear Birkenstocks, when they wear anything at all, eat tofu and get around town on Segways.

I’m thinking that Krispy Kreme needs to organize a contest and have people enter their craziest concoctions that use their doughnuts in the mix.  It truly would be a win-win for them and their hometown (Winston-Salem of course).  Think about it: they get plenty of PR and Baptist Hospital gets an instant boost in admissions.  Heck they could even have the contest in Baptist’s parking lot.

BTW, this is the second Krispy Kreme burger story I’ve run and both came from Dan.  The first was about the burgers being sold at a minor league baseball stadium, which honestly makes much more sense than Google’s cafeteria.

links for 2008-08-27

  • Why local search is hard. Buried in the column is some info that should help inform local businesses how they should structure their online presence for success.
  • Ribar asks the Greensboro News & Record's columnist, who is all for the ban against illegal immigrants' children being allowed to attend community colleges and is a hardliner on illegal immigrants in general, why the newspaper is delivering newspapers to illegal immigrants. He also asks that if cracking down on illegal immigration is so important, why doesn't the N&R require their carriers to confirm the legal status of households before beginning delivery. These things are a lot easier when someone else has to do them, huh?
  • Biz Week article about how companies are prompting soon-to-retire baby boomers to impart their knowledge and wisdom on the Gen-X and Gen-Yers.
  • Article about the proposed changes to credit card industry regulation. My take is that the credit card companies got greedy, treated the rest of us like a bunch of suckers, and even Congress is blushing at the amount of abuse the banks have heaped on consumers.
    (tags: banks)
  • "Loans 90 days or more overdue, deemed troubled by the FDIC, jumped 20 percent to $162 billion from $136 billion in the first quarter, the FDIC said. Real-estate loans accounted for almost 90 percent of the rise in the past three quarters, the agency said."

Standing in for the Winston-Salem Journal

So I woke up and flipped on the TV at the ungodly hour of 5:45 a.m. to check the weather on WXII and see what the youngest should wear to the bus stop.  Had I hesitated a mere three seconds to fully wake up I’d have realized the TV wasn’t necessary as it was raining so hard it sounded like Santa and his mangy reindeer were on my roof four months early and playing a game of soccer.

As I eased into full consciousness I realized that the anchors were talking about the Winston-Salem Journal and so I turned up the volume.  Seems that the Journal is having some issues with its printing press so they turned to WXII to let their five remaining subscribers, me among them, that they need not wade through their ponds yards in search of their paper since they won’t be delivered anytime before leaving for work.  Fully appreciating the irony, and wanting to help my homeys downtown in that bustling hive known as the WSJ newsroom, I’ve decided to provide my fellow readers with a faux-Journal until the Journal’s back on its feet.  Here goes:

  • The following government agencies had meetings last night.  This is what they talked about.  Don’t ask us what it means.
  • Someone robbed someone else.  Police are searching for some suspects, have found others, and will keep us posted.
  • Wake Forest University Baptist Medical Center is a big hospital and be sure to read our daily story about something to do with it.
  • Ask SAM features another question pulled from Life in Forsyth
  • Letters to the Editor Summary: If our leaders would just remember that everything they need to know is in the Bible then everything would be good.  Amen.
  • Editorials: Someone did something, and while we think they’re swell and all and we’re sure they’re trying their best, really they’re a bunch of flaming idiots.  Here’s what we think they should do and we know best because, you know, we’re editors. (Isn’t this deliciously ironic considering it’s being written by a guy who spouts off on an eponymous blog?)
  • Business: Krispy Kreme did something.  Reynolds did something.  Wachovia still afloat and really still our hometown bank.  What’s BB&T?  Here’s an AP article about some small business in San Diego, which we’re running because we don’t have any small businesses here.
  • People died.  Some have gone to be with their creator, others are walking peacefully with Jesus, and some are even dearly departed.
  • Virginia Foxx did something and we disagree with her.
  • Sports:  As always NASCAR’s our lead, but we’ll figure out which major development to run under the story about Brian France’s hemorrhoids.
  • Finally our question of the week: If a tree falls in the forest and there’s no one there to hear it does it really make a sound?

If this doesn’t do it for you I guess you could just go to the Journal’s website.

links for 2008-08-26

  • Free Windows "cleaning" utilities. Me thinks I might need one of these.
  • Most interesting points to me from this Biz Week article re. the credit crunch:

    – Most if not all credit related problems trace back to mortgage ills. So much for last year's assurances that the mortgage meltdown could be quarantined from the rest of the economy.

    – Exports and savings might be the salvation and the future of the US economy. If that's the case then we're in for a long, painful economic ride but one that will eventually make the country more secure.

    – If the second point is true then we won't be returning to 'normal'. I'd say that's a good thing, right?

    (tags: economics)

  • I absolutely love this description of "overly Flash-y" websites: "It seems almost without fail that they are either blowing my browser window up full size, asking me to read light grey 9px text, overflowing with obfuscatory flashterbation, teasing me with custom designed scrollbars that don’t behave as you’d expect, or asking me to evaluate their work based on postage stamp sized photographs." "Obfuscatory flashterbation" is my new favorite term.