links for 2008-09-24

DIY Wi-Fi Signal Booster

Normally I would put an item like this in my "links" post, but I know so many people who have problems with their home wi-fi network that I thought it important enough for a solo post.  Here’s the deal: if you have a wire strainer you can use it to boost your wi-fi receiver’s power since it acts as a parabola that focuses the signal for your receiver.  Check out the post on Instructables for details on how they used a dumpling strainer to do the deed. They call it a "WokFi" which I like.

I’m willing to bet that any wire strainer will help, but since the dumpling strainer offers a wider surface than the average strainer it probably works better than a standard strainer.

Instructables also provides a DIY tip on how to extend the signal of your wireless router using tinfoil sails. Very cool.

links for 2008-09-23

Want to Dump Your Teenager? Move to Nebraska

In a true example of unintended consequences, Nebraska’s recently passed "safe haven" law that allows parents of unwanted infants to drop off their babies without any questions asked was written in such a way that parents (or other caregivers) of older children can also legally drop off their kids with no questions asked.  Of course the law was intended to address the problem of babies being left in dumpsters and such places by young parents who don’t want them, but so far the first three cases of people taking advantage of the law are caregivers of a 15-year old, a 13-year old and an 11-year old.

As the parent of a teenager I can tell you that there are occasions when you’re ready to throw in the towel, or at least throw your kid, but I can’t imagine literally just dropping them off somewhere and saying "adios" forever.  Of course I think we have great kids and we’ve never had real nasty issues to deal with, knock on wood, so I’m not going to sit in judgment of these people without knowing the whole story. However, it seems to me that if you make it easy for parents to give up then more than a few are going to do it.

Who knows, maybe it will end up being better for the kids.  After all, you need a license to drive but any fool with a hormone can be a parent.  That doesn’t mean I think this is a good thing, though, because in my mind people need to be held responsible for their actions and a parent being able to just abandon their child because things get tough just doesn’t seem right.  If nothing else the state should make sure the parents are held accountable for the child’s future care until the child is 18 through something like child support payments.  In addition maybe they could require counseling for the parents with the goal to move the children back into the parent’s home if appropriate.  Anything would be better than enabling abandonment with no questions or consequences.

Hopefully My Obit Will Read Something Like This

The obituaries that appear in the Winston-Salem Journal are a tad dry, and they tend to involve people walking with Jesus or entering God’s embrace.  They’re usually quite nice and heartfelt, but they really aren’t the kind of thing I envision for myself when the time comes.  Me, I want mine to read something like this one in the Casper Star Tribune (Wyoming) newspaper.  An excerpt for you:

Jim, who had tired of reading obituaries noting other’s courageous
battles with this or that disease, wanted it known that he lost his
battle. It was primarily as a result of being stubborn and not
following doctor’s orders or maybe for just living life a little too
hard for better than five decades…

He
was sadly deprived of his final wish, which was to be run over by a
beer truck on the way to the liquor store to buy booze for a date. True
to his personal style, he spent his final hours joking with medical
personnel, cussing and begging for narcotics and bargaining with God to
look over his loving dog, Biscuit, and his family.

He would like to thank all "his ladies" for putting up with him the last 30 years.

You’d have to change that last line from the plural "all his ladies" to the singular "his lady", but other than that I think it reads well.  Celeste really could be classified as "long suffering wife " but she’s a trooper and I think she’d appreciate the acknowledgment one way or another.

Why I Haven’t Been Wasting My Time the Last Four Years

For all my friends (Ted) who think I’ve been wasting my time the last four years writing this blog, I would like you to read the following from non-other than Tom Peters.

"If you’re not blogging, you’re an idiot," management uber-guruTom Peters
told hundreds of attendees at the Inc. 5000 conference yesterday. "No
single thing in the last 15 years has been more important to me
professionally than blogging… It’s changed my thinking, it’s changed
my outlook… it’s the best damn marketing tool and it’s free."

Tom’s blog is featured on his company home page.

Peters’ fellow presenter at the conference was Seth Godin, and he had this to say about blogging:

Fellow panelist Seth Godin
agreed: "What matters is the humility that comes from writing (a blog),
that forces you to describe why you did something. It doesn’t matter if
anyone is reading your blog. You’re doing it for yourself."

So there!

links for 2008-09-22

More Wolves

Fec quotes someone who, like me, doesn’t trust the government’s bailout.  I think he does a better job explaining why:

Hat tip to my excellent commenter, RBM.  From the comments at Sic Semper Tyrannis:

The DK writer who claims to know financial markets says there are
estimates of $400 billion in outstanding private offers for these
securities, but the institutions just don’t feel inclined to sell at a
loss right now, thank you very much. If that is true, the Paulson
scheme is just a scam, a pure and simple scam.

Again, we see the perverse incentives created by this completely
unregulated securities market regime. The paper is held by large
corporations that do not want to take a loss. So they use their crony
capitalist buddies in Washington to scare the public into a premature
bail out, before any bankruptcy, before anyone has to deal with any
losses. Nice work if you can get it.

And from what I read, the miserable incompetent and crook, Paulson
does not even feel inclined to discuss reforms right now (dire
sitation, don’t you know). Therefore, as best I can tell, the very
flawed and perversely functioning (IMH economist’s opinion, very
inefficient!) unregulated mortgage securities financiing system will
continue. Forget about whether this will happen again five years down
the road, how do we know this flawed system will not malfunction again
as the real asset values (housing prices) continue to fall towards a
realistic long run equilibrium. It is crazy, crooked and dangerous.
Unless rich crony welfare is the only objective.

I’m telling you, this thing stinks to high heaven.

Tasty!

It’s not often you hear a US presidential candidate described as "tasty", but then again this is the first time John McCain’s gotten the nod from his party.  The quote comes from a Brazilian model that McCain had a McFling with when he was a midshipman over 50 years ago:

While John McCain
attended his 50th Naval Academy reunion Saturday, a Brazilian beauty
fondly recalled the affair she had with the young "good kissing"
midshipman she met a half a century ago.

"He was tasty, loving
and romantic," says Maria Gracinda Teixeira de Jesus, 77, a former
beauty queen and dancer, of the young John McCain, whom she met in Rio de Janeiro in 1957.

Wolves Guarding the Hen House

One of the axioms from business that I adhere to most fervently is that when someone tells me I need to buy NOW or face ruinous price hikes I should actually do the reverse and take a deep breath and consider very carefully the deal I’m considering.  That’s exactly what we need our Congress to do now in the face of the Bush administration’s call to push through a massive bailout package for the financial sector NOW.

Here’s why I think we need to take a deep breath and think before we act:

  • Most of the press has focused on this being Treasury Secretary Paulson’s initiative, with nary a mention of President Bush.  There’s lots of speculation that it’s because the President is a lame duck at this point, but personally I think it’s because they don’t want this thing to be associated with the Bush administration, an administration that no one trusts.  Well, Paulson is a Bush appointee and he’s most definitely a part of the administration which means that his actions must be scrutinized very carefully.  Even if his actions are well intentioned (I personally think they are), he is a crony and product of the industry he is asking us, the American taxpayers, to trust him to rescue with our future tax dollars.  I say future tax dollars because this isn’t money we currently have to spend so another part of the rescue package is that we’ll raise our debt ceiling from over $10 trillion to over $11 trillion.  If we’ve learned nothing else I hope that we’ve learned that no one in this administration can be trusted not to let privateers get wealthy in the process of governing our country.  They’ve already done it with the war in Iraq and there’s no reason to think they wouldn’t do it here.
  • A big part of the bailout proposal is that it will empower Paulson, and/or his successor, to contract with private enterprises to manage the assets that the government is going to buy.  According to this article in the New York Times some of the companies lobbying for the job are the very same companies who will be benefiting directly from the proposed buyouts.  Is anyone really surprised?
  • Although I believe that cronyism has gone on in every president’s administration, the Bush bunch has taken it to a whole new level.  While many pundits are quick to point out the Clinton administration’s contributions to this mess, the reality is that we’ve been under the Bush administration for eight years and they’ve been at the helm plenty long enough to bear the brunt of the responsibility for this mess.  Heck, Bush even had a Republican Congress and an incredibly high approval rating the first couple of years.  Unfortunately the Bushies spent the last five years doing everything they can to undermine the public trust, so now when the economic stakes are greater than they’ve been in over two generations and they need the public trust more than ever, they don’t have a chance in hell of getting it.  And rightly so.  Of course Congress hasn’t done much better, so in general I think we need to do whatever is necessary to hold all of these a-holes accountable and make sure they do the right thing.
  • What is the right thing?  I have yet to read or hear anything that clearly outlines the worst case scenario if we don’t do the bailout, versus the worst case scenario if we do pass the bailout. One number I’ve heard is that the bailout will directly cost every man, woman and child in the U.S. over $3,000.  What would the cost be of letting these companies fail?  And why not let them fail and let the competitive, free market establish a replacement?  I don’t think this is a silly question, especially given the fact that AIG’s major shareholders are now looking for a way to not take the government’s proposed $85 billion loan since it will essentially wipe out their holdings. Is it realistic to assume that some other parts of the financial services market might suddenly be motivated to get their own house in order if the alternative is losing everything when the government swoops in to take over?

    Given all these questions it’s kind of hard for us Regular Joe’s to figure out what we think our
    leaders should do, and considering that we have their jobs in our hands
    in less than two months I’d think they’d want to clearly explain to us
    why they’re doing what they’re doing.

  • Oh wait, that last point is so naive of me. They don’t want us to know because either they don’t think we’re capable of understanding, or they don’t want us to figure out how inept they’ve been, or both.

I know this stuff can be kind of boring to most of us, but it’s hard to overstate how important this particular issue is.  It’s absurd that no one is effectively framing the issue for us, the people who ultimately are going to pay the bill.  Will someone please step up and tell us what the hell is going on?