
Earlier today I looked at the traffic reports for this little ol blog and noticed quite a few people visiting my post that offered tongue-in-cheek strategic advice to Starbucks. Basically I said they should play up the recent study that showed that coffee consumed in large quantities helps prevent dementia, and then also claim that their coffee is a male enhancement treatment just like Enzyte does. It appears that Google loves my post because if you search on the term "starbucks strategy" I appear on the first page of results. It probably won't last long (I fell from the #9 result to #10 as I typed this) but I truly hope that for their own sake the folks at Starbucks totally ignore me. Either that or put me on some sort of mega-dollar strategic consulting retainer. (Picture is the screen shot of the search results).
Random News: W Offered Job as Greeter; Laid Off Wall Streeters Offered Lifeguard Jobs; Mom Assaults Son’s Middle School Coach; More Stories
I figured we could all use a little Random News today. The following items came from various feeds in my Google Reader:
- President Bush (the younger) has been offered a job as a greeter at a Dallas area hardware store. No word yet on whether he's accepted it. BTW, whoever at the store came up with the idea is a marketing genius.
- New York City's Parks & Rec officials think that Wall Streeters who have lost their jobs should be lifeguards.
- Mom arrested for assault on a government official after she slaps the back of the head of her son's middle school basketball coach. Apparently she was upset that he pulled the kid out of the game. Middle school!
- The coach of high school team in Kansas told to stop hynotizing his players.
- A woman in Des Moines, Iowa was flashed by a man in a wheelchair. This is a quote from the story: "He allegedly wheeled himself over to her car window, locked his wheelchair, lifted himself up on one leg and exposed himsef to her." Sadly, he did this in reaction to her question of where he was going and her offer of a ride.
- A grandma in South Korea has failed her driver's exam over 770 times and vows to keep trying. Here's the pun: Man does she have Seoul. That's horrid. I can't believe I typed that.
- FEMA's continuing on its incredible streak of positive PR by announcing that it distributed emergency food kits with tainted peanut butter.
- Fair warning: Don't smoke on any plane, but especially not a flight to Saudi Arabia. A man convicted of smoking on a Saudi Arabian Airlines flight has been sentenced to 30 lashes.
That's it for this edition of Random News.
Government by Facebook
Over in Greensboro there's been a push to reinstate protest petitions and it's a pretty heated battle. It's a complicated story and if you don't track Greensboro politics it is kind of hard to follow. To summarize let's just say that in most of North Carolina residents can file a protest petition if they don't like something going on near their property. In Greensboro residents don't have that capability (again, a long story), but now there's a grass roots effort to get protest petitions reinstated. At a recent Greensboro city council meeting the council decided to address the issue but they left things a little confused. From what I can gather they asked a group representing the development side (TREBIC) to work with those who want the protest petition reinstated to work out a proposal to be sent to the state legislature. That's where things stood as far as I understood it.
President’s Day, MLK Day and Confederate Memorial Day?
Here's an interesting item from our neighbors to the south. A Democratic state senator in South Carolina has gotten a subcommittee's approval of a bill requiring all cities and counties in South Carolina to give their employees a paid day of vacation on Confederate Memorial Day or lose state funding. Here's the kicker: the senator is African American. From the article on ABC News:
Democratic Sen. Robert Ford's bill won initial approval from a Senate subcommittee Tuesday. It would force county and municipal governments to follow the schedule of holidays used by the state, which gives workers 12 paid days off, including May 10 to honor Confederate war dead. Mississippi and Alabama also recognize Confederate Memorial Day.
Years ago, Ford said, he pushed a bill to make both that day and Martin Luther King Jr. Day paid holidays. He considered it an effort to help people understand the history of both the civil rights movement and the Confederacy in a state where the Orders of Secession are engraved in marble in the Statehouse lobby, portraits of Confederate generals look down on legislators in their chambers and the Confederate flag flies outside.
"Every municipality and every citizen of South Carolina, should be, well, forced to respect these two days and learn what they can about those two particular parts of our history," Ford said Tuesday.
In a state steeped in a segregationist past, "there's no love in this state between black and white basically," he said. That's not apparent at the Statehouse, where black and white legislators get along, "but if you go out there in real South Carolina, it's hatred and I think we can bring our people together."
Not surprisingly the leader of the state's NAACP doesn't agree with the Senator. It's an interesting story so go ahead and read the whole thing.
Phone Trees and TV are So, Like, Old
I was out last night when the Winston-Salem Forsyth County schools announced today's closure, so my kids called to tell me and to inform me that they were planning on staying up to the wee hours to celebrate. When I asked them how they heard about the closing they said they'd gotten a text alert from their school's Facebook account. How very 2009, huh?
Unemployment Trust Fund Sucking Wind
North Carolina's Unemployment Trust Fund is running dry. From the W-S Journal:
The Unemployment Trust Fund was at $3.9 million yesterday, according to the N.C. Employment Security Commission. By comparison, the trust fund was at $400 million as recently as October.
Commission officials stressed that beneficiaries will continue to get their checks even as North Carolina has experienced a surge in first-time unemployment claims.
The commission expects to add about $19 million to the fund today as more employer unemployment-tax payments from the fourth quarter are cleared.
Even so, the commission is likely to need to borrow money from the federal government for the second time since 2002. The commission has a $540 million credit line that it can tap.
Oy.
Update on the Big Eat
A quick update to the Big Eat page. Somehow I'd missed Camel City and someone pointed out that I had and they emailed me to ask to be added. Of course I'm happy to do so and I've updated the page accordingly. I've re-pasted the Google Map with all the Big Eat location below. FYI here's Camel City's info:
A Bad Day, or Why Esbee May Not Be Writing Much
Now this is what I call a bad day. Hopefully Esbee & Co. heal up soon, although I suspect that she will be a little slower on the keypad for a while.
Now That’s What I Call a Fundraiser, Civil Rights Museum in Greensboro
Lorillard Tobacco has announced a $1 million donation to the International Civil Rights Center & Museum in Greensboro. FYI, the museum is being built in the F.W. Woolworth building on Elm Street that was the site of a rather famous sit-in.
Prediction: At Least a 2 Hour Delay Announced by 11 Tonight
Given that we live in North Carolina and that we have a school system that once called off school due to a forecast of snow and stuck to it when the snow didn't appear, and that we have a forecast of 1-3 inches of snow, I'm predicting that we'll have a minimum of a two hour delay announced by the time the news airs at 11 tonight. If we see any precipitation before then I'm guessing we'll have a full-blown cancelation by 11.