President Obama is making his way to Forsyth Tech next Monday. My oldest has a class (International Biz) at Forsyth Tech every M-W-F, so there's a chance he could see the President. He asked me if it's okay if he misses a class or two at Career Center or West Forsyth if he has the chance to see the President. In my mind meeting/seeing the President is about as good an excuse for a potentially unexcused absence as you're ever going to have so he's going to get the green light.
In God We Trust
Pop quiz:
In what year did Congress declare "In God we trust" the national motto?
a. 1776
b. 1865
d. 1917
e. 1956
f. 1984
Here's a hint: it happened two years after the words "under God" were added to the Pledge of Allegiance.
Answer here.
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly”
This is one of my all-time favorite TV clips. Classic WKRP in Cincinnati turkey drop:
5K, Sweet Potatoes and Consumption. Happy Thanksgiving!
Every year we contribute the sweet potatoes to my in-laws’ mega-feast. The potatoes are cubed and boiling, soon to be mashed and baked.
Two of our kids did a 5K Turkey Trot with their grandfather and are now vegging in front of the TV. The other kid is taking a too-long shower and his mother is primping for the festivities. Yours truly is blogging from a Blackberry and trying to properly time his first adult beverage of the day. All is right in the world.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
How a 14 Year Old Boy Grocery Shops
It’s Not the Rich, It’s the Educated
If you're the parent of a teenager then you know one of the universal truths of teenage life has not changed since your own days in high school: if you want to be considered "cool" then you better not let anyone know you're actually doing your homework. And if you're living in America these days you probably realize that anti-intellectualism is most definitely an in thing. If you don't then you should read this quote from Frank Rich's column about Sarah Palin's ascendancy:
It’s anti-elitism that most defines angry populism in this moment, and, as David Frum, another Bush alumnus (and Palin critic), has pointed out, populist rage on the right is aimed at the educated, not the wealthy. The Bushies and Noonans and dwindling retro-moderate Republicans are no less loathed by Palinistas and their Tea Party fellow travelers than is Obama’s Ivy League White House.
If an official from the administration of a President, who built his own image around being an average good 'ol boy, is pointing out that people are pissed off at the educated then you know we're in trouble.
Progress
Unfortunately the folks in Forsyth County, NC have been getting a lot of practice in dealing with teachers accused of inappropriate conduct in their school system. In the latest instance, news came out today that a teacher and a teacher's assistant at Moore Magnet Elementary have been accused of inappropriate conduct and they've been suspended with pay until the police department completes an investigation. If you click through to the story you'll note this sentence at the end: "WXII isn't identifying the teacher or teaching assistant because neither has been charged with a crime."
While it's never good that a teacher's been accused of misconduct, this story at least shows that the folks at WSFCS and the local media have learned their lessons. You may recall that administrators at WSFCS were accused of mishandling previous cases of teachers accused of inappropriate behavior by opting to hand investigations themselves rather than immediately contacting the police or sheriff's departments. This case makes it sound like they've finally gotten the message that they are to turn these cases over to the authorities right away.
You also may recall that the local media has been in the habit of identifying the accused teachers, even before they're accused of a crime. This, of course, has had a devastating effect on the teachers, some of whom have been cleared of any wrongdoing. The fact that the media is protecting teachers' reputations from being unnecessarily damaged by a kid making false accusations because they're upset with the teacher is a good thing. (Let's hope that the rest of the local media follow WXII's lead). On the other hand the fact that the teachers have been suspended prevents them from doing any further harm if they are guilty of misconduct.
All in all this is a much needed improvement over how similar cases have been handled in recent years.
Al-Qaeda Marching Band in Macy’s Day Parade?!
I love The Onion, and this piece titled Al-Qaeda Marching Band To Join Macy's Parade After Incredible Audition is a good example why. As with most satire there's always the risk that someone won't get it and take it seriously, which can offer its own form of entertainment. A perfect example of this happened recently on Facebook when a friend of mine "shared" the aforementioned article and a friend of his took it seriously. To avoid piling on I'm going to use pseudonyms when replaying the conversation that ensued in the comment section of the post:
Took It Seriously: absolutely obnoxious that this country even allows this to happen, what an insult to the Americans who have lost their lives to these people……….sorry <Jon'sFriend> call it as I see it, I hope you son never knows what it is like to find himself in the sight of an Al-Qaeda terrorist.
Jon's Friend: Its a joke <TookItSeriously>
Took it Seriously: It's a joke?
Jon's Friend: Yes – The Onion is a humor site.
Jon's Friend: Like this http://www.theonion.com/articles/worlds-power-brokers-hold-annual-summit-where-they,18474/?utm_source=recentnews
Took it Seriously: Quit givin me a heart attack <Jon's Friend>!! No chocolate for you this week!! Forgive my momentary loss of sanity!!
Before you're too judgmental about Took it Seriously, remember that we live in the post-9/11 age of hyperventilating news so we're inundated with seemingly implausible headlines like:
- FBI pulls guns on dance troupe as they spark terror alert… by running through Lincoln Tunnel while dressed in camouflage
- 'Don't touch my junk'
- How to travel with a machete — and other TSA app advice
- Please Remove Your Prosthetic Breast: The TSA Horror Story to Trump Them All
- TSA Head John Pistole: No Body-Cavity Searches…Yet
Seriously, if you live in a world where headlines like these appear on a regular basis I think you can be excused for mistaking The Onion for a real news outlet.