Category Archives: Weird

CatWoman

Until recently one of our neighbors had about 10 cats, all living outside, none neutered and of course they were multiplying.  Some of the other neighbors complained about them and the county sent a letter saying if the cats weren’t taken care of (i.e. kept under control and spayed/neutered) that he’d be fined and the cats hauled off to the shelter.

I can only imagine what the county would do if they were dealing with the woman in Siberia who has 130 cats living in her two room apartment.  I’ll tell you this, after watching the video below I’d seriously consider sending in animal control AND someone from the psych department.  This is just plain creepy:

Maybe That Tattoo Isn’t So Bad After All

Grossdude
Upset that your daughter just got her belly button pierced or that your son thought one of those vine tattoos going up his neck to his ear would be cool?  Just remember that it could be worse.  The picture at left is from a Boing Boing post about people with extreme body modifications.  Personally I think that’s gross with a capital "G" but to each his own.

Here’s a related yet totally random piece of info from the teen set.  We (two geezer parents over 40) recently learned that the tattoos that many girls have in the small of their backs are being referred to as "Tramp Stamps."  Man, I’m getting old.

World’s Greatest News Spoof or Creepiest News of the Day

According to this story in the BBC there’s a small town in Cambodia with people who have been infected by a new parasite carried by mosquitos native to the area.  The mortality rate for those infected so far has been 100%, but the strange part of the story is that the parasite restarts the victims’ hearts and other organs for a couple of hours and the victims proceed to walk around in a zombie-like state and behave violently before the effect wears off.

According to the story the Cambodian government is studying the parasite, an action which US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice has objected to and claimed that the Cambodians hold a great potential biological weapon.  You think?  (I’m wondering if the same parasite is indigenous to DC…might explain a lot of the goings-on at the White House).

This has all the earmarks of a spoof, but if it’s true I can honestly say that it’s one of the creepiest stories I’ve seen.  Ugh.

Debunking Internal Myths and Others’ Perceptions of Me

Every once in a while I think to myself, "You know you can be pretty smart" and then something or some one comes along to knock me down a peg or twelve.  More often than every once in a while my family and friends think to themselves, "Jon/Husband/Dad/Son sure is a blogging dork.  Look what he's reading/doing/watching."  Well I offer the following as evidence that I'm not that smart and not nearly as dorky as some:
Cardmachine
"Menger’s Sponge – named for its inventor Karl Menger and sometimes
wrongly called Sierpinski’s Sponge – was the first three dimensional
fractal that mathematicians became aware of. In 1995 Dr Jeannine
Mosely, a software engineer, set out to build a level 3 Menger Sponge
from business cards. After 9 years of effort, involving hundreds of
folders all over America, the Business Card Menger Sponge was
completed. The resulting object is comprised of 66,048 cards folded
into 8000 interlinked sub-cubes, with the entire surface paneled to
reveal the Level 2 and Level 3 fractal iterations."

I rest my case.

Who Needs BioFiction When You Have the News?

In an earlier post I wrote about The Smoking Gun’s probe of author James Frey’s supposedly biographical book "A Million Little Pieces." Not five minutes after posting that piece I read this news story about the mummified body of a woman found sitting in front of a TV.  She’d been dead for 2 1/2 years but was only discovered in her attic after the air conditioner other residents of the house kept going in her room broke down and people began to smell death.

Of course this story took place in Ohio, which since the 2004 election seems to be giving Florida a run for its money in terms of weird behavior by its citizens.

Who need’s to read crap like Frey’s book when all you have to do is watch the news for a steady diet of depravity, corruption and bizarre human behavior.

Canadian Ear Wax Removal

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Anyone with a kid, especially a son in the 10-year old range, will appreciate this story about how a doctor in Canada used a Super-Soaker to remove an ear wax plug from a patients ear.  Here’s the best part:

Verbal consent (covering risks and benefits) was obtained from the patient. He then changed into swimming shorts, located himself on an ideal location on the deck and held a Tupperware container (product number 1611-16) to the side of his neck, in lieu of a kidney basin. The Super Soaker Max-D 5000 was filled with body-temperature water and then mildly pressurized using the blue hand-pump. The trigger was depressed, releasing a gentle, narrow jet of water, which was then aimed along the posterior wall of the ear canal (Fig. 1). After approximately 15 seconds, the jet was aimed along the anterior wall. This cycle was repeated (with occasional repressurizing) until the Super Soaker was empty. 

Midway through the second load’s stream, wax particles began to run out of the ear. Just after starting the third load, a large plug of wax burst forth from the patient’s ear. The 3 generations of family members present took turns admiring (or recoiling from) the specimen. The patient exclaimed in joy, "I can hear again!"

Found via BoingBoing.

For Those Who Think Basketball Isn’t a Contact Sport

I’ve always hated when people call basketball a non-contact sport.  My wife can tell you I used to come home from the gym looking like I’d been mugged after an hour or two of serious hoops.

But I feel like a wuss compared to this 10-year old Australian boy who had both his hands and a foot severed in a basketball mishap:

Terry Vo was seriously injured when the wall supporting a basketball ring fell on him during a friend’s birthday party at Easter.

The guttering severed his hands and his left foot. Surgeons re-attached his limbs, but his foot had to be amputated nine days later.

He now has a prosthetic lower leg and foot.

You can read the full story here.