Category Archives: Web/Tech

Sen. Stevens Should Fire the Aid that Prepped Him for This

Sen. Ted Stevens of Alaska, the champion of the "Bridge to Nowhere," got up in front of God and country to defend his stance on the telecommunications bill working its way through Congress.  Here’s a brief excerpt from Wired:

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10
o’clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially…

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And
again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It’s
not a truck.

It’s a series of tubes.

And if you don’t
understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by
anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous
amounts of material.

Huh?  Seriously, if the Senator doesn’t mind coming off looking like a dumbass then he’s fine, but if he does mind then he ought to fire whoever got him ready for this appearance.  No one expects him to understand all the technical nuances of the internet, but he should at least know the difference between "email’ and "internet".

Short Stories are Back

When I was in college I discovered that I really liked the short story.  As an English Lit major I spent a lot of time reading short stories and in my required English Composition courses I ended up writing a few as well.

Quick aside: If I ever find it I’ll post a story I wrote that was supposed to be a take off of James Thurber’s  The Secret Life of J. Walter Mitty. It involved sex and an alien and it got me an “A”.  It also taught me a lesson; I wrote it for a class that had about thirty women and two men and a middle-aged woman professor.  The professor made me read it aloud to the class and let’s just say it got me noticed.  That’s when I learned what “misogynist” meant. What the hell…I was 19 years old!

Anyway, after college I largely forgot about short stories so I’m kind of excited about Amazon’s new offering where you can buy individual short stories for 49 cents each.  Way cool! One of the things that turned me off about short stories was that you generally had to buy a “collected” short stories book to get them, or subscribe to the New Yorker or Atlantic Monthly.  Now I can get my stories without going high-brow which is key since I’m a definitively low-brow to middle-brow guy.

Old Is Relative Until You Are, Old That Is

A couple of recent events have made me realize how old I’m getting and how un-hip or un-cool I’ve become.

I’m trying to get back into tennis after a bid of a break over the last couple of years.  I entered a tennis ladder and I’ve now played four guys.  The oldest was 70 and I would have sworn he was 58, tops.  Then he told me that if we got to a third set I’d have to be responsible for the score because he’d be tired and hi memory would go kaploot.  When I realized he wasn’t joking it hit me that he really was 70 and I was feeling a litle whipper-snapperish.  It didn’t last long.

I played the youngest yesterday; his mom had to give him a ride to the court because he’s not old enough to drive.  It hit me that he’s only two years older than my son.  I told him that if we played a third set he might have to keep score and/or carry me off the court, but he didn’t get it.

He was a bit shy so during changeovers I’d try to get him to talk.  I finally succeeded when I asked him if he’d gone to a Green Day concert (he had on a concert T) and he said, "Uh, yeah."  I mentioned that I’d seen a tape of a live show they’d done in a bar and the bass player broke his nose (hit himself with the bass while he was jumping around) and kept on playing.  He asked when it had happened I said some time in their early days and he said, I quote: "Wow, that was like way back in the 80s wasn’t it?"  It occured to me that he wasn’t alive in the 80s.  Sheesh.  And he beat me.  Crap.

So that was one event.  Another was when I started thinking about my cool-quotient in terms of technology.  I always thought of myself as being slightly ahead of the curve…I mean hey, I blog.  But then I realized that I’ve never:

  • Edited video on my computer.
  • Put together a playlist for an MP3 player, much less carried an Ipod.
  • Played a video game online.
  • Played a video game on my kids’ Xbox.
  • Gone to a tech convention.
  • Sat in a navel-gazing seminar on "new" media.

So I’m decidedly un-cutting edge and I’m actually quite comfortable with it.  That must mean I’m getting older.  Other signs include:

  • Bathing suit models are beginning to make me uncomfortable because they aren’t a whole hell of a lot older than my daughter.  The term "dirty old man" permeates my brain.
  • Ear hair.
  • Nose hair.
  • Beginning to not care that when I take off my shirt the term "Austin Powers" pops into everyones head.  My cousin, Jeff, didn’t stop at thinking it.  He blurted out, "Damn, Jon, you’ve got the Austin Powers rug thing going on."  Used to care, now not so much.
  • Beginning not to care that my hairline looks like a satellite image of Brazil’s coastline.
  • I’m making fun of pop culture.  A lot.
  • I hate American Idol with a depth of passion that I used to reserve for sanctimonious a-holes.

You get the idea. The bad news is I’m not even 40 for another four months, which means I need to get a grip, or at least a little perspective.  Anyone know an octogenarian up for some tennis?

Donations to 2004 Presidential Campaigns

Here’s a cool little Google Maps mashup.  It shows the breakdown of donations to the Republican and Democrat presidential campaigns by zip code.  Here’s the breakdown for my zip code, 27023:

Total Number of Contributors: 26
Number of Democrats: 9
Money from Democrats: $5,310
Percent from Democrats: 19.762%
Number of Republicans: 17
Money from Republicans: $21,560
Percent from Republicans: 80.238%

If you visit the page of results you can also see a map with the familiar Google Maps balloons on them.  Click on the balloon and you can see exactly who gave how much to whom for each donation in the zip code.  Good way to see who your neighbors are supporting.

Here’s the breakdown of my brother’s zip-code, 22314, just a stone’s throw from D.C.:
Total Number of Contributors:
629
Number of Democrats: 326
Money from Democrats: $350,075
Percent from Democrats: 44.527%
Number of Republicans: 303
Money from Republicans: $436,142
Percent from Republicans: 55.473%

Is Your Daughter’s Boyfriend’s Roommate a Terrorist? or Thinking About This Whole ‘Privacy’ Thing

As I posted last week there’s been a slight uproar about the NSA’s efforts to aggregate all the phone call data in the US.  Simply put the NSA is trying to distinguish who is calling whom and how often in an effort to track terrorists by said patterns.  I also said that I didn’t think this would be such a contentious issue if the government had been transparent or forthcoming in its efforts.

Today I read this item on Boing Boing and another aspect of this argument crept into my dim little brain.  First an excerpt:

A senior federal law enforcement official tells ABC News the government is tracking the phone numbers we call in an effort to root out confidential sources. “It’s time for you to get some new cell phones, quick,” the source told us in an in-person conversation.

ABC News does not know how the government determined who we are calling, or whether our phone records were provided to the government as part of the recently-disclosed NSA collection of domestic phone calls.

Here’s the question that this item caused to flicker in my head: if the government isn’t listening the contents of calls as they claim then how do they know who is making the call and who is receiving it?  If you call my house you could be talking to any one of five people who live here or any number of guests we have over.  If you call my cell phone you may not talk to me;  if the phone is lying around the house any one could pick it up and say hello.

While looking at cell phone records gives you an idea of who is probably talking to whom you just can’t know for sure unless you’re listening to the actual contents of the call.  But because our government has created an environment of guilty until proven innocent we are instictively loathe to give them even that level of access to records of our activities.

As a follow up to the NSA story the results of a survey were released showing that about two thirds of Americans had no problem with this kind of data collection if it helped fight terrorism.  I suspect that is becuase most people don’t feel they have anything to hide.  But how would they feel if they knew there was a possibility that their daughter, who was home for the summer from college, had a boyfriend living in a group home and unbeknownst to him he had a roommate who had links to a terror cell (however tangential).  The daughter’s numerous calls to a number with known terrorist connections raises a red flag and all of the sudden mom and dad have to deal with federal agents calling their employers with some very pointed questions.

I have a feeling their opinions might change.

William Gibson on the NSA and Technology in General

Boing Boing has some interesting excerpts from an interview with William Gibson re. the new NSA controversy.  He points out that as a society we’ve (Americans) been assuming that the CIA et.al. has been doing this kind of stuff for years anyway, and that during the Cold War we were even comforted by the idea that they were listening anyway.  I’d argue that many people are still comforted by this idea as we fight terrorism.

Reading this caused me to look at this another way.  A few years ago I did some work in the “database marketing” field.  I was stunned at how much information companies like Acxiom are collecting about all of us every day, but it didn’t really bother me that much because the data they were collecting had mostly to do with our habits as consumers.  What we buy, where we buy it, etc.  And they sold that data to companies whose only real goal was to figure out how to get us to buy more of their stuff. They really didn’t have any motivation to use it any other way. Still, even then there were privacy advocates who were worried that the data could and would be used for more nefarious purposes.  They pointed out that if the government decided to pay for the data the companies would have an instant profit motive for releasing the data.  And then, of course, there was the problem of the companies losing the data or having it hijacked by hackers, but that’s another story.

What makes this “government spying on citizens” meme so disturbing to me is that the government has not been forthright about what they’re doing, and not just on this issue I might add, and so there is no reason to trust them when they say they’re just doing it to fight terrorism.  That’s what happens when you violate the public trust: just when you may need us to trust you most we say “f— you.” 

Ironically I think if the government had said, “Hey, without getting into the details we want you to know that this is the kind of thing we’re doing to fight terrorism.  To protect the innocent we’re cooperating with the fill-in-the-blank oversight committee to make sure that we don’t violate citizens’ rights…oh, and by the way we couldn’t use any of this information in any kind of court because it was not obtained in the proper manner and was never intended for that use anyway” then many of us would welcome what they’re doing in principle. 

But the government assumes we’re idiots, that we can’t be trusted and they know better than us what we need/want.  That’s the other irony: this administration has created more of a “nanny state” than any of its supposedly more liberal predecessors.  This from a regime that turned “liberal” into an epithet.

And we have three more years of this crap.

Canuck Law: And You Thought People in the US Were Litigious

Here’s the story: a 15 year old high school kid in Canada makes a video of himself reenacting a Star Wars light saber fight.  He leaves the tape on a shelf at the schools video lab and another student finds it and shares it with another student.  The second student digitizes it and emails it to some more kids.  A third kid decides to host the video on his website and then the video goes viral.  Life becomes miserable at school for light saber boy when all the teasing starts.

Okay, I feel bad for the kid but according to this article he and his parents sued the families of the three kids responsible for the video getting out and the parents of the three boys ended up settling the lawsuit for an undisclosed amount.  Huh?

If I understand this correctly the kid made a video using the school’s equipment, left the tape on a shelf at the school (expectation of privacy?) and then when some boys found the tape and put it on the internet his family sued the parents of the kids who found the tape and put it on the internet. According to the article the three boys are accused of bullying, but aren’t all the kids that teased saber-boy the real bullies?  Why not sue them all?

The article also talks about whether any of the parents had liability insurance and how much money they had available for settlement.  Who the heck carries liability insurance for instances like this?  Am I missing a potential business opportunity here?  Insurance against over-litigious parents might be a huge growth industry:)

A Feast of Information

A few weeks ago I gave up on reading RSS feeds through MyYahoo and started using Bloglines and I can’t tell you how much it has helped me.  The change coincided with a ramp-up for me in regards to work so I just don’t have any free time to keep up with reading.  If I were still using MyYahoo I’d be stuck because the RSS feeds are transient; the headlines appear until  they are replaced by the newest posts for that particular feed.  With Bloglines I can save feeds that look interesting and read them later.  Sounds simple, but it is an incredibly valuable tool and when I have the time I’m going to start looking into other tools that might have a similar positive impact on my information consumption.

In looking at my Bloglines feed page I’ve noticed a curious pattern; there are certain blogs (feeds) I check every day and others I let go for a while and within the blogs I read every day there are those that I tend to save lots of stories from and others that, while valuable, provide me with nothing I want to reference later.  Here are some of the blogs I read regularly and the number of stories I’ve saved over the last couple of weeks:

When I think about it I guess it makes sense.  BoingBoing and bookofjoe are both interesting compilations that to me are a unique blend of magazine and catalog, while the others I read more like newspapers.  I probably find just as much of interest on Ed Cone, Vie de Malchance, Hogg’s, etc. but it isn’t the kind of information I save for later use.  On the other hand Boing Boing and bookofjoe always have features about really cool trinkets and doodads that I tell myself I’ll use some day.  Probably not, but it’s the digital equivalent of ripping pages out of magazines/catalogs and stuffing them in a drawer.

BTW, here’s a not-comprehensive list of the things I found valuable enough to save:

Another info-management tool I’m trying to use more is my "social bookmark" page at del.icio.us.  Basically it lets me bookmark and "tag" any pages I come across with keywords that mean something to me.  There’s a little box on the right hand side of my blog that shows my most recent del.icio.us tags but if you want to browse the whole thing you can do it here.

This whole information-overload-management thing is becoming kind of a pain in the ass but I’m hoping to figure out a way to use these tools to organize it all so it is more a fancy feast and less a gluttonous mess.

NY Times Puts Google Maps to Good Use

The New York Times has used the Google Maps interface to plot all of its "36 Hours" travel columns over the last three years.  Winston-Salem was recently featured and you’ll also find articles on Boone and Charlotte.

That’s a very nice, useful application of the Google API, not just another "Let’s do this just because it’s cool" application. I think it actually adds value to the columns since I could see using this a tool to find a getaway that offers something a little different.

Google Map Showing Location of NCAA Basketball Champs

This is kind of cool: a map of all the NCAA men’s basketball tournament winners.  If you click on one of the balloons it will show you the winner, the location of the team they beat and the venue where the game was played.

North Carolina has three schools represented and there are more schools east of the Mississippi than west of the big river.  Without UCLA’s run of championships in the 60s-70s you’d also see a much heavier tilt to the east in overall number of championships as well.  Interestingly Virginia doesn’t have a representative but there’s still hope this year with George Mason still in the hunt.  Have I mentioned recently that I’m a GMU graduate?