Category Archives: Fark Headline

Vernon’s Gotten the Attention of Farkers

Well, there’s notoriety and then there’s notoriety.  Vernon Robinson has earned the “Dumbass” tag on Fark.com and about 250 comments that include some slams on him, but also veer into interesting and Fark-esque political debate.  Not that he should care, but it is interesting since a lot of those folks would normally be considered conservative (i.e. Republican) who take exception to his approach.  I think he’ll find a lot of moderate Republican and Democratic voters who feel the same way in the 13th District, which is why I think he’ll dominate the far-right vote and top out at about 30% in November.

Here’s a link to the article that started the discussion and here’s a link to the page with the radio spot they all found a little ridiculous. It’s called “Brad Miller’s Mariachi Party.”

If I Do Indeed Have a Weird Sense of Humor, Then These May Not be Funny

I found these Farklines pretty funny:

  1. "In theory, climbing a tree is a great way to escape a bear attack. Of course, in theory, Communism works"
  2. "Al-Jazeera refuses to run PETA ads because they depict cruelty to
    animals. Regularly scheduled news footage of beheadings and suicide
    bombings still okay"
  3. "Journalists dismayed that their shoddy reporting techniques and political bias have caused a credibility crisis in journalism"
  4. "Victory confetti drops to field prematurely in thrilling arena football semifinal viewed by dozens"
  5. "Passengers sue airline for rough landing. Accountants calculating
    cost-effectiveness of just letting the damn thing crash next time"
  6. "Orlando airport allows passengers to buy $80 annual pass that will
    guarantee no random security pat-down. What could possibly go wrong?"
  7. "Poachers decide to steal sheep, grab the biggest one they can find in
    the group. Realize after leaving that real sheep don’t bark"

Source: Fark.com

Having “Hooker” in a Headline Will Help Drive Traffic

My hometown paper, the Winston-Salem Journal, probably saw a nice traffic spike yesterday (Saturday, May 14, 2005).  Since there’s a local furniture company named Hooker they were able to run this article with the headline "Hooker expects up to 7% drop in sales." 

Of course this caught the attention of my favorite sophomoric-humor-weblog, Fark.com, which linked to the story with its own, somewhat more suggestive headline: "Hooker expects up to seven percent drop in business due to wood shortage."

Links from Fark.com have been known to crash sites due to the traffic crush, so my hat’s off to the webguys at the Journal. (Hi Joe.)

A Couple of Good Headlines

Fark has a couple of good headlines today:

"New York City to end fiscal year with $3.2 billion surplus. Plans to give it all to the Yankees in hopes of buying a decent team"

"Runaway bride offers apology. CNN yet to apologize for deeming this newsworthy"

"Hard-hitting investigative journalists discover recent phenomenon of lawmakers flying on corporate jets" – which links to this story on MSNBC.

There’s more so just go to their website to enjoy them.  (Mom, don’t go if you don’t want to see pictures of scantily clad women, etc.  The site IS run by a 20- or 30-something year old dude.)