I found these Farklines pretty funny:

1. "In theory, climbing a tree is a great way to escape a bear attack. Of course, in theory, Communism works"
2. "Al-Jazeera refuses to run PETA ads because they depict cruelty to
   animals. Regularly scheduled news footage of beheadings and suicide
   bombings still okay"
3. "Journalists dismayed that their shoddy reporting techniques and political bias have caused a credibility crisis in journalism"
4. "Victory confetti drops to field prematurely in thrilling arena football semifinal viewed by dozens"
5. "Passengers sue airline for rough landing. Accountants calculating
   cost-effectiveness of just letting the damn thing crash next time"
6. "Orlando airport allows passengers to buy $80 annual pass that will
   guarantee no random security pat-down. What could possibly go wrong?"
7. "Poachers decide to steal sheep, grab the biggest one they can find in
   the group. Realize after leaving that real sheep don’t bark"

Source: Fark.com