Man, I’m on cloud nine.  My stature has climbed to the point that John McCain, THE John McCain, called me to tell me what he’s up to and why I should vote for him for el Presidente.  I wasn’t home so he left a message, and he wanted to speak with me so much that he called back again ten minutes later and left another message.  I tell you what he’s so good that his second message wasn’t almost identical to his first message.  It was almost as if he was reading from a script.

Since he couldn’t get hold of me Senor McCain is going to mail me something, I think an absentee ballot, that he said I should receive in the next week or so. I can hardly wait!