I’m So Important That John McCain’s Called Me, Twice!

Man, I’m on cloud nine.  My stature has climbed to the point that John McCain, THE John McCain, called me to tell me what he’s up to and why I should vote for him for el Presidente.  I wasn’t home so he left a message, and he wanted to speak with me so much that he called back again ten minutes later and left another message.  I tell you what he’s so good that his second message wasn’t almost identical to his first message.  It was almost as if he was reading from a script.

Since he couldn’t get hold of me Senor McCain is going to mail me something, I think an absentee ballot, that he said I should receive in the next week or so. I can hardly wait!

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