It seems that some grown up dorks got jealous of the jocks getting all the pay-per-view moolah, so someone put together a debate between Wayne LaPierre of the NRA and Andrew Butler of PETA and decided to charge $9.95 for anyone to watch it via pay-per-view.  You may think I’m being unfair by calling them dorks, but I would have to disagree.  They’re dorks because they’re debating;  they’d be cool if they actually fought it out and spilled a little blood.

If they did fight it out I’d have to put my money on the PETA dude, because the NRA guy is like the average hunter; take the gun out of his hands and he’s just another fat, cholesterol-ridden puss who’s never met a fair fight he wouldn’t run away from.  Of course PETA-boy’s probably another granola-eating tree hugger who’d blow away in a stiff wind, but he’d just dance around the NRA dude and jab him to death with little girly punches until the NRA dude croaked from a coronary as he struggled to cover up while simultaneously holding up his holster-less Wranglers.

Now that I’d pay good money to see.