I'd like to thank Vice President Biden for giving me an easy cover while emceeing the Diamond Awards last night for my day job.  I started the evening by saying "My main goal tonight is to not pull a Biden."  

If you haven't figured it out by now my modus operandi is to set an exceptionally low bar and then crawl over it.

If you live in a cave and haven't heard the (newest) Biden blurt here it is: