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Now THAT’s An Introductory Sentence

In school we were always taught that when writing your introductory sentence was key.  Its purpose was to draw in the reader and set the stage for the rest of the paragraph.  I believe this story offers as fine an example of an engaging introductory sentence as you're going to find:

The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.