PBS Article Might Should Oughta Explain Southern American English

This article explains/describes Southern American English (SAE) in great detail.  Here’s the part that blew my mind:

Other grammatical features are less widely known but are no less important. SAE also modifies the English auxiliary system by allowing for the use of more than one modal in a verb phrase. For instance, for most Southerners “I might could leave work early today” is a grammatically acceptable sentence. It translates roughly as “I might be able to leave work early,” but might could conveys a greater sense of tentativeness than might be able does. The use of multiple modals provides Southerners with a politeness strategy not available in other regional dialects. Although no generally agreed upon list of acceptable multiple modals exists, the first modal in the sequence must be might or may, while the second is usually could, can, would, will,should, or oughta. In addition, SAE allows at least one triple modal option (might shouldoughta) and permits useta to precede a modal as well (e.g., “I useta could do that”).

Uh, I might could understand this if I’d paid better attention in 10th grade English.

Wi-Fi Crime

A man in Florida has been charged with stealing a Wi-Fi signal in Florida (where else).  It ends up that using someone else’s signal without permission, which is classified as "unauthorized access to a computer network," is a third degree felony. From the article:

Police say Smith admitted using the Wi-Fi signal from the home of Richard Dinon, who had noticed Smith sitting in an SUV outside Dinon’s house using a laptop computer.

The practice is so new that the Florida Department of Law Enforcement doesn’t even keep statistics, according to the St. Petersburg Times, which reported Smith’s arrest this week.

Two things here: the guy can’t be too bright considering how he got caught, and the practice isn’t that new…now someone getting charged, that’s new. 

Only in Florida.

People Behaving Politely

The Winston-Salem Journal opened up comments on a story about a local Muslim group that is trying to get some land it owns re-zoned for use as a cemetery.  To be honest I expected the comments to be at least a little rough, and perhaps a tad xenophobic.  What I found were several posts, all politely written,  that mostly agreed with the idea that the Muslims should be allowed to build their cemetery as long as it meets all local regulations.

Since the paper reviews the comments I’m not sure if they pulled down any nasty comments or not, but either way it is nice to see people behaving politely online.  If the Journal did pull down or prevent the publication of some nasty letters then maybe the Journal’s policy of review is something the Greensboro News & Record should look at given the problems they are having with "trolls."

Freaky Economics from My Alma Mater

It seems that the Freakonomics guys aren’t the only ones practicing "freaky economics."  Check out this Wall Street Journal piece that links to several interesting, non-traditional applications for economics.

The coolest part to me is that my alma-mater, George Mason University, is home to the economics department from which the author hails.  GMU’s first Nobel laureate was an econ-guy at the school, and as further proof that my wife is the brains in the family, she was an Econ major.  I, of course, was an English-Lit major which had a decidedly less, um, rigorous curriculum.

Egalitarianism Kills Companies

Steve Rubel wrote a post talking about Jeff Jarvis’s recent troubles with Dell, and how Dell should do everything they can to make Jeff happy since he’s an "A-List" blogger.  For clarification, A-List bloggers are considered the most influential bloggers out there.

Most of the comments left on this post took issue with Steve’s assertion that Dell should spend more time worrying about Jeff than your "average" blogger because he is an A-Lister.  Here’s the text of one such comment:

"An A-lister??!" Comments like that undermine your assertion that
all (or at least most) companies, entities, etc., need to monitor the
blogosphere to help their customer support functions. Why should
companies monitor the blogosphere if it’s just a few of their customers
that deserve private jet tech support??

If you want to draw attention to and live in the world of an elite
group of "A-listers" then you’re not living by the same rules you’re
trying to sell to potential CooperKatz/Micro Persuasion clients. If
markets are conversations, don’t all the voices matter?

Treat some customers better than others because they may or may not
be blog "A-listers?" C’mon, Steve. I’d be embarrassed about this if I
were Jarvis.

To which Steve replied:

Joel, I definitely feel that ALL companies should listen to all
bloggers, but that doesn’t mean they should send out a plane to every
single person who complains. Jarvis having issues with his PC is really
bad – especially since he’s on TV a lot. He’s got a bigger megaphone
than most.

I have to back Steve up on this one.  Egalitarianism in business is NOT a good thing.  All customers are not created equal, and if a business doesn’t realize that then they won’t be in business for long.

There’s a fellow out there named Arthur Hughes who I used to work with many years ago.  He wrote books and articles on database marketing, and he made a compelling case for why companies should not treat all customers the same.  Without going into all the details let me summarize this way:  if you have one customer who spends $1,000 a month with you for five years and another customer who has spent $5 with you once over the same time frame would you treat them the same?  Should you spend the same amount of resources on the second customer as on the first?  If you do you’ll be much less profitable, if not out of business.

By the same token, if you have one customer who’s negative comment will be heard by 10 people or one customer who’s negative comment will be heard by 5,000 people would you treat them the same?  Of course not.  Sure even the least influential blogger has a better chance of being heard outside his own circle of friends and family than any non-blogger, but the reality is that A-List bloggers are guaranteed to be heard by many times more people than your average blogger.  Should you spend the same resources responding to the average complainant than to the A-Lister?  Not if you want to thrive.

Any business should definitely try to insure that all customers get their (fair) complaints resolved as effectively as possible, but when a business gets a complaint from someone with a big megaphone it should throw every resource possible at fixing the problem to minimize the damage to its image.  That’s just smart business.

Of course the bigger challenge these days is figuring out who has the big megaphones…but that’s for another post.

Why I Hate Being an Adult

Have been vacationing recently with the family on Emerald Isle, NC.  It is easily the most beautiful beach I’ve visited on the Atlantic coast, but why can’t I enjoy it without my first thought being, "Insurance here must be astronomical"?

What’s the first thing out of the kids’ mouths?  "Cool, look how wide the beach is…we can build a ton of sand castles" and, "The waves here are massive!"

I hate being an adult.  Especially since I have to carry the boat, chairs, tent  and other crap across the really cool, wide beach.

Mainstream Media Catching Up to the Rest of Us

This may come across as tooting my own horn, but to heck with it.  If you’ve been reading this blog for a while (there may be two of you…Celeste and Mom) you know that I was a tad bewildered by the lack of attention the main stream media was giving the story that has now become "The Downing Street Memo Affair."

I first heard/blogged about the whole Downing Street thing on May 9, 2005 after reading on RawStory.com about 88 Congressmen who signed a letter asking the president to react to the London Times story of May 2, 2005 that started the whole thing.  At the time I didn’t find it too odd that I’d found the story from an online source, and I figured I’d read about it in the paper in the following days.

On May 12 I posted about it again wondering why no major outlet in the US, except for a brief headline on CNN.com had carried the story.  Granted the story had a UK genesis, but once the members of Congress sent the letter shouldn’t it have become at least mildly interesting to the press?

Now Jay Rosen at PressThink has put together a great piece that outlines how the non-starter of a story in the US became so big six weeks later.  The time-line of events, and the comments from editors who missed the story the first time, and regretted it, are interesting in and of themselves.  What’s more interesting to me is Jay’s hypothesis that unlike the old days there is now a "Court of Appeals" in news judgement.

As Jay points out, in the old days this story probably would have died.  But because of the noise that was generated online, some by bloggers and some by emails to the editors from pissed off citizens, the story wasn’t allowed to die (apparently it is still in the top 10 stories on the London Times site).  The media was forced to re-examine the story and eventually it picked up some steam.

Frankly I’m still shocked that this story was missed at all.  Some people are retrospectively saying it really wasn’t a story because the memos only confirmed what we already knew (the Bush administration had declared war on terror, they believed that Saddam Hussein was harboring terrorists and might give them WMDs, etc.).  I’m gonna call bullshit on that one.

What made the memo so stunning is that it points out that the administration, with the help of Blair’s boys, needed to "create" conditions to justify the war. It also made clear that in April, 2002 the Bush administration had secured Blair’s support for an invasion. That was a year before the start of the war and during a time when the Bush and Blair folks were all denying that war was afoot.  That’s what led to the Congressmen’s letter to the President, which asked these questions:

  • Did you or anyone in your Administration obtain Britain’s commitment to invade prior to this time?
  • Was there an effort to create an ultimatum about weapons inspectors in order to help with
    the justification for the war as the minutes indicate?
  • At what point in time did you and Prime Minister Blair first agree it was necessary to
    invade Iraq?
  • Was there a coordinated effort with the U.S. intelligence community and/or British
    officials to “fix” the intelligence and facts around the policy as the leaked document
    states?
  • Do you or anyone in your Administration dispute the accuracy of the leaked document?
  • Were arrangements being made, including the recruitment of allies, before you sought
    Congressional authorization go to war?

Now the memo COULD be hooey, although no one that attended the meeting from which the memo emerged has denied its accuracy.  For our purposes here it doesn’t matter whether or not it’s true.  What matters is that there was a damning document from a very important source that led to dozens of Congressmen to publicly calling out the President. That alone made it a story and the media certainly missed it.