Why My Knee Isn’t Qualified to Run for Public Office

So last week I posted about playing soccer again for the first time in over 20 years.  Yesterday was the last game of the season and once again I started out playing goalie.  I had one save, but for the most part we dominated the action and kept the ball on the other end of the field.  In the second half the guys let me play in the field and all went well for the first few minutes.  In fact I got an assist when I crossed the ball from the right wing and Wayne was able to head it home for our first goal.  Twenty minutes later I was playing defense and went to cut to my right (off my left foot) when I heard an ominous pop and went down like a sack of stones.  I also heard a loud, high pitch squeal which I quickly realized was coming from me.  I quickly squelched it, but the damage was done to my ego.

I was done for the day for sure, but I wasn’t so sure I wasn’t going to be done for several months at a minimum.  I was going to just go home and ice it, but Celeste came to pick me up from the field and she talked me into going to the emergency room.  We headed down to Davie Hospital in Mocksville which is a 1/2 hour drive vs. the 10 minute drive to Forsyth Medical Center, but there’s never a wait there and it has the advantage of being considered an urgent care unit until 10 p.m. which means that it’s billed at a lower rate than an emergency room.

Within 5 minutes of arrival I was done with paperwork and had a nurse taking my history and vitals, and within 15 minutes I was lying on a table with a young doctor manipulating my knee in all kinds of unnatural ways.  I was heartened by the fact that he looked like he’d played football or some similar sport in his day (he had the look of a halfback about him) so he was probably familiar with the concerns of a middle-aged weekend warrior.  After examining my knee, then sending me for x-rays and then re-examining my knee he informed me that the "integrity" of my knee was very strong, hence the reason my knee is not qualified for public office, and he said he thought I’d gotten off lucky. He suspects a "Grade 1" i.e. minor tear of my LCL, maybe a little worse, and said that he’s almost certain that I have a non-surgical recovery in my future.  I told him that the only negative of this news is that I now consider myself a huge wuss for squealing like a stuck pig over a "minor" injury.  He did his best to reassure me that I’m not a wuss, but I sensed that he truly thought I was.

So I’m off my feet for a few days, with my leg elevated and orders to keep my knee iced today and maybe tomorrow.  Once again I’m becoming intimate with a bag of frozen vegetables; my brother will remember my stories involving a certain surgical procedure 12 years ago that required I keep a bag of frozen succotash in my lap for a couple of days and I’m sure he’d happily recount it for you.  This time I’m feeling the cooling love of frozen peas.

Hopefully I’ve dodged a bullet and will be back to no good in a month or two.  If the doc’s wrong then I’ll be seeing an ortho in a week or two and we’ll take it from there.

Silver lining: I have a legit reason for being a couch potato for a couple of days.

links for 2008-05-02

New Gas Price Report from the JLSI

The JLSI (Jon Lowder Slob Index) has just released its latest gas price report.  The JLSI report is published whenever I clean out the console between the driver and passenger seats in my wee Saturn compact car.  Since that usually happens every 6-8 months and since I stuff all kinds of receipts in there (gas, fast food drive through, grocery, etc.) it offers a nice glimpse into price movements of gas, burgers and chips over a set period of time.

Here’s what I found in my gas receipts.  All prices are for 87 octane (regular) unleaded from various gas stations:

  • 9/17/07 – Exxon in Lewisville: $2.799/gallon
  • 1/12/08 – Exxon in Lewisville: $3.039/gallon
  • 2/2/08 – Costco in Winston-Salem: $2.899/gallon
  • 4/19/08 – One Stop Shop in Clemmons: $3.479/gallon

Since my car has a 10 gallon tank it cost me $27.99 to fill the tank last September, $30.39 in January, $28.99 in February and $34.79 in mid-April.  Seeing as this is a fancy economic report I need to provide a graph.  Here it is:
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links for 2008-04-29

NIMBY Immigration

My Mom sent me this article from the Washington Post about the migration of illegal immigrants from the Prince William County, VA school system (the system my kids were in until we moved to Winston-Salem) to the school systems in Fairfax, VA and Arlington, VA.  Last year Prince William County enacted some rules to deny services to illegal immigrants and the result is that many have moved to neighboring counties.

Illegal immigration is obviously a hot-button issue for lots of people.  I find myself coming down in the middle between the open-borders crowd and the "put em all in a boxcar back to wherever they came" crowd.  The way I see it this country was built on immigration and although every immigrant group through the generations, be it the Irish, the Italians or the Asians has endured a level of vehement discrimination, they’ve injected a level of energy and purpose to our country that it’s hard to imagine America without.  So my problem isn’t immigration, it’s illegal immigration.

Now don’t jump to the conclusion that I think the illegal immigrants are bad or evil people.  I imagine they are doing what any number of us would do in their situation; seeking opportunity and a better life for them and their families.  I have to believe that if we somehow found a way to reform our immigration process we could do away with lots of the illegal immigration problems that we deal with.  However, until that bigger problem is solved we do have to deal with illegal immigration and if a community decides to do it by denying government services unless someone can prove legal status then so be it.

Unfortunately we get a lot of what I’d consider intellectually questionable verbiage from mouthpieces on both sides of the illegal immigration issue. The Post story has two quotes that typify to me the intellectual disconnect some of these folks suffer.  First there’s the chairman of the Prince William County Board of Supervisors:

"The resolution is clearly working," said Corey A. Stewart (R-At Large), chairman of the Prince William Board of County Supervisors.
"It is driving down the non-English-speaking portion of the schools and
saving us millions of dollars. They’re going to other jurisdictions and
costing them money."

Stewart called those jurisdictions "sanctuary" cities and counties,
saying illegal immigrants are welcome there. He added: "There is going
to be pressure to enact similar resolutions in those neighboring cities
and counties." Officials from those jurisdictions reject that
assertion.

I don’t dispute that the resolutions are working as some intended, but what’s with calling the other counties sanctuaries?  It makes it sound like they’re putting armed police on the borders to prevent the good folks at ICE from entering and doing their jobs.  Just plain silly.

Then there’s the representative from Mexicans Without Borders:

Immigration advocates also disputed Stewart’s claim that those leaving Prince William are primarily illegal immigrants.

"The majority of our families here were mixed-status families," said Nancy Lyall,
a volunteer with Mexicans Without Borders. "You’re forcing the legal
residents to leave the county as well. And, of course, many of the
children are legal as well, and they’re being forced to leave, too."

Well, duh.  If the parents are illegal and their kids were born here then I guess that gives you a mixed status family.  Note that the county isn’t denying children of illegal immigrants access to the school system, rather they are denying other services to illegal immigrants themselves and instituting background checks for legal status of crime suspects.  Also note that the people are migrating to nearby counties with higher costs of living, yet it appears they feel they need to in order to continue getting county services that cost those counties’ legal taxpayers.  I’m not sure Ms. Lyall is going to win many people over, including those with moderate views, with her arguments.

Before you accuse me of being a heartless bastard let me reiterate that I’m all for a very liberal immigration policy.  I’d like to embrace more immigration, the establishment of a highly proactive system for integrating our new neighbors into our society, and a welcome injection of energy and creativity into our society.  And if someone’s here illegally and they get deathly ill, then by all means give them medical treatment (by law they must get such treatment, even in Prince William) and then a nice comfortable ride home and hopefully they can find a legal way to get back here. 

And to make sure I’m REALLY clear here, I’m not just talking about liberalizing immigration programs for Mexico and Central America.  What about all the displaced people in Iraq who would actually like to emigrate here, although after what we’ve done to their homeland I can’t imagine why?  I think we should embrace them just as we did the Cambodian boat people thirty years ago after the end of the Vietnam War. 

Unfortunately because of the jackasses we’ve put in charge on the Federal level we’ll probably not see workable immigration reform and it will be left to local communities to deal with it themselves, and you’ll begin to see more and more situations like you see in Northern Virginia.  That’s a true shame.

links for 2008-04-28

Misnomer Defined

Until this spring I hadn’t stepped on a soccer field as anything other than one of my kids’ coaches in over 22 years.  Some of the guys that I coach with in the Twin City club told me about an over-40 league here in Winston-Salem so I decided to give it a try.  I was picked up by a team called the White Lightning, and I’m here to tell you that there’s nothing lightning-esque about most of us.  But it’s a great group of guys and we have a good time as long as we’re not pulling or tearing muscles/ligaments/tendons.

Celeste came to our game today and took some pics.  You can see the full array here, and I’ve selected one that least makes me look like the elephant on rolling skates that I am (click on it to biggify).  You’ll notice the seven inch vertical leap which is down significantly from the 9 inch vertical I had as a young man. (Note to my friends who don’t follow sports: a nine inch vertical horrible, seven inches is downright pathetic).

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Can’t Do Much Better Than Free Advertising

If you’d like to advertise for free then head over to React Media. Looks like there’s an offer for free ad hosting until August 1, 2008.  If you can put together a 150 x 200 pixel JPG then all you have to do is send it to him and you’re gonna be an online advertiser.  It looks like they’re even offering to help create the ad if you aren’t up to it. 

Normally this ad space would cost you $100/month so don’t hesitate. Once I figure out what I have that’s worth selling I’ll be on this in a flash.

Polyga-Do

Ed Cone asks why groups that make a religious statement by dressing like folks did in days of yore don’t dress in sandals and robes like they did in Biblical times?  He suspects that they dress as they did at the time of their founding, and I suspect he’s right.

Polygado
But I’ve been thinking along different lines. After seeing all the stories about the polygamist group down in Texas I’ve been wondering how long it would be before someone picks up on the hairstyle of the group’s women and starts marketing the Polyga-Do.  Those things are radical.  Kind of a cross between Princess Leia and the B-52s circa 1984.  Put that on a modern young woman without the prairie dress and I think you have the next wave of punk hairstyle.