Why They Assume We’re Stupid

You ever wonder why politicians and their "strategists" continue to use tactics and schemes that have only the thinnest connection to truth or reality?  I’ll tell you why; it’s because there are enough people ready to believe the BS that it’s worth their while to do it.  In other words, enough of us are dumb or naive enough to believe it that they know they’ll lock up enough votes to make it worth their time and effort to sling this hash.

You wonder what I’m talking about?  Right now the easy examples involve Barack Obama.  It’s not news that some of the Fox-wannabes and Limbaugh lites have been playing with his middle name (Hussein) for effect, or that they’re playing to the xenophobic segment of the population by painting him as some sort of Muslim mole in the supposedly Christian US.  Now some dope has concocted an email that purports to be from syndicated columnist Maureen Dowd and floats all kinds of crazy accusations about Obama’s online fundraising coming mostly from places in the Middle East, like Iran and Saudi Arabia.  The email has been debunked, but I guarantee you that those that want to believe it will, and they will spread it like a virus.

Why do I think this is true?  Because I’ve been in my barbershop and heard a guy say, in all seriousness, that if Obama wins we’ll be kneeling toward Mecca in no time.  I’ve heard, repeatedly, that ours is a Christian nation and that a Muslim should not be elected president.  It’s tempting to argue with people about the accuracy of calling our nation a Christian nation (I think it would be news to the Jewish, Muslim, agnostic, atheist and "other" citizens of the United States), to explain that many of our founding fathers were not Christian (try explaining what a Deist is to someone), but when you get right down to it these folks don’t care.  They are predisposed to believe this crap, and they swallow it whole and then regurgitate it to anyone who will listen.

And no this phenomenon is not unique to the red-meat conservatives.  You can bet that there is and will continue to be plenty of flimsy poop being flung at McCain that the left wingnuts will gladly wallow in and share.  And that my friend is the problem.  Both sides know that we are bored by the "issues", that we’re drawn like moths to a flame to stories that prove that the one we oppose is somehow alien, is not one of us, and thus must be feared and beaten at all costs.  And the media?  They love it because they get to sell advertising, so their job is to simply facilitate the process and highlight the ludicrous.

All of this is nothing new and will continue long after the elections in November.  Thankfully, though, the election will at least end the high political "season" and we can get back to pondering things like Janet Jackson’s nipple.   

Joltin’ Joe Asked to Go

A bunch of "netroots" folks have submitted a petition, signed by 43,000 people, to the Senate Democratic Steering Committee asking them to strip Senator Joe Lieberman of his rank and committee chairmanship before Congress convenes in 2009.  Essentially I think they want the Democratic party to label Joltin’ Joe a traitor for, among other sins, backing McCain.  From the website:

We CANNOT tolerate a leader of the Senate Democratic Caucus who
supports George Bush and McCain’s War in Iraq. We CANNOT tolerate a
Democratic chairman of the Homeland Security and Government Affairs
Committee who endorses and stumps for McCain. We call on the Senate
Democratic Steering Committee to strip Joe Lieberman of his
chairmanship and his leadership role.

There’s going to be a show tomorrow morning near the Russell office building.  Since DC is typically as quiet as a church this time of year there shouldn’t be much else going on there tomorrow.

It doesn’t seem so long ago that Lieberman was being hailed for his bipartisan stances. 

Denver in August

I received an email from my Mom which contained a forwarded message from the Obama campaign.  She was in Denver last week and her opinion of the city seems to be that it is the barf of the Mountain West that you must hold your nose and pass through as quickly as possible to get to the vast, beautiful expanses of Montana, Wyoming, Idaho and parts of Colorado not named after a country music singer.  It’s also apparent that she might be willing to hold her nose long enough to experience Obama-palooza. – Correction: upon re-reading her email she says she’d rather repeat the second grade than experience a political convention.  We’re in agreement. Here’s the email she was sent:

From: David Plouffe, BarackObama.com
Date: Mon, Jul 7, 2008 at 1:10 PM
Subject: Big announcement
To: Rachael

Rachael —

Join Barack at the Open ConventionI wanted you to be the first to hear the news.

At the Democratic National Convention next month, we’re going to kick
off the general election with an event that opens up the political
process the same way we’ve opened it up throughout this campaign.

Barack has made it clear that this is your convention, not his.

On Thursday, August 28th, he’s scheduled to formally accept the
Democratic nomination in a speech at the convention hall in front of
the assembled delegates.

Instead, Barack will leave the convention hall and join more
than 75,000 people for a huge, free, open-air event where he will
deliver his acceptance speech to the American people.

It’s going to be an amazing event, and Barack would like you
to join him. Free tickets will become available as the date approaches,
but we’ve reserved a special place for a few of the people who brought
us this far and who continue to drive this campaign.

If you make a donation of $5 or more between now and midnight
on July 31st, you could be one of 10 supporters chosen to fly to Denver
and spend two days and nights at the convention, meet Barack backstage,
and watch his acceptance speech in person. Each of the ten supporters
who are selected will be able to bring one guest to join them.

Make a donation now and you could have a front row seat to history:

https://donate.barackobama.com/demconvention

We’ll follow up with more details on this and other convention
activities as we get closer, but please take a moment and pass this
note to someone you know who might like to be there.

It will be an event you’ll never forget.

Thank you,

David

David Plouffe
Campaign Manager
Obama for America

This all sounded kind of like a typical faux-love-in that today’s politicians pass off as populism until I read this on Fec’s blog:

From Leslie Wayne at the NYT:

“Everything that the Democrats did got off to a late start,” said Peggy
Beck, a co-owner of Three Tomatoes Catering. “It was such an ordeal.
We’ve jumped through hoops and hoops to bid on their stuff, and we had
to have certain color food so the plates would be colorful.” In the
end, the parties that she had been bidding on were canceled to save
money. “This was some of the silliest stuff ever,” she added.

From the Denver Post:

Leasing the Pepsi Center for the seven weeks of construction, the week
of the convention and the remaining two weeks of reconstruction, means
$6.5 million for Kroenke.

(That’s $1.5 million more than the host committee for the
Republicans is raising to pay rent for the Xcel Energy Center in
Minneapolis-St. Paul, according to The Associated Press.)

The tree huggers are running amok:

The DNCC wants garbage sent to landfills trimmed to a spartan 15
percent, all with the aim of making the 2008 nominating event the
greenest ever, one that produces virtually no waste and that offsets
most of the carbon its jet-setting delegates produce – all on a
volunteer basis.

Just like some people say they stay in campgrounds to get closer to nature when really they’re just too cheap to pay for a hotel, I think perhaps the DNC is trying to save a few sawbucks and maybe even reach their "green" quota by throwing a big outdoor shindig with next to no amenities and pass it off as an open-air political concert that only their man could pull off.  Of course, I’m a cynic.

Fair warning to the Obama folks:  Mom has a wonderful heart and she tends to back politicians who are imminently more appealing than the average and yet somehow manage to lose.  The list is long, and going purely off of memory (Mom will correct me if I’m wrong):

  • ’68 Humphrey
  • ’72 McGovern
  • ’76 Carter
  • ’80 Anderson and then a switch to Bush I in an effort to thwart Darth Reagan. She even volunteered for Bush’s campaign. I always admired her for this bit of pragmatism.
  • ’84 Mondale
  • ’88 Hart and then Dukakis after Hart was caught with his pants down.
  • ’92 Clinton
  • ’96 Clinton again, but grudgingly
  • ’00 Gore
  • ’04 Kerry

If you’re keeping score that’s a 3-7 record.  Personally I hope she goes 4-7 since I definitely prefer Obama to McCain, but I’m also suspicious of my rationale for wanting Obama.  Basically it comes down to this: I’d like to have a President who doesn’t make me cringe every time he speaks in public, someone who is a dynamic orator.  McCain’s not as bad as Bush (who is?), but he’s no Reagan.  I’m suspicious of this motivation on my part because in 2000 I was looking forward to having a President who wasn’t the subject of BJ jokes. In other words my core motivations are very shallow, just like 98% of everyone else who votes. Thankfully I have more info at my fingertips this year thanks to Al Gore’s internet, and based on what I’ve read and heard so far I also like Obama’s stated policies better than McCain’s, which is a relief.

I’m still not going to Denver, though.  Nothing makes me queasier than a bunch of politicians and their groupies all gathered together to gaze at their navels.

links for 2008-07-08

The Human Network’s Future

An interesting presentation titled Hyperpolitics, American Style given at Personal Democracy Forum on June 24, 2008, provides some interesting factoids about human networking, past, present and future.  Full video below, but first some interesting data shared during the presentation:

  • Half of all people on earth have mobile phones
  • It took one decade to go from 50% of people not having phones, period, to 50% having a mobile phone
  • It took one decade to get to 1 billion mobile users
  • It took four years to get to 2 billion mobile users
  • It took 18 months to get to 3 billion mobile users
  • Some time in 2010-2011 there will be 5.1 billion mobile users (75% of humanity)
  • 43 billion text messages were sent last year

Here’s the video:

links for 2008-07-07

Voices in Your Head?

I came across this article about a company using a microwave ray gun to beam noises directly into peoples’ heads and it stopped me cold.  I mean after reading these paragraphs tell me you can’t think of some amazing applications for this technology:

A US company claims it is ready to build a microwave ray gun able to beam sounds directly into people’s heads.

            
       
   
       
            
            
               

The
device – dubbed MEDUSA (Mob Excess Deterrent Using Silent Audio) –
exploits the microwave audio effect, in which short microwave pulses
rapidly heat tissue, causing a shockwave inside the skull that can be
detected by the ears. A series of pulses can be transmitted to produce
recognisable sounds.

            
       
   
       
            
            
               

The device is aimed for military or crowd-control applications, but may have other uses.

            
       
   
       
            
            
               

Lev
Sadovnik of the Sierra Nevada Corporation in the US is working on the
system, having started work on a US navy research contract. The navy’s report states that the effect was shown to be effective…

Sadovnik says the technology could have non-military applications.
Birds seem to be highly sensitive to microwave audio, he says, so it
might be used to scare away unwanted flocks.

            
       
   
       
            
            
               

Sadovnik
has also experimented with transmitting microwave audio to people with
outer ear problems that impair their normal hearing.

I’m sure that many people would instantly think of noble uses for this technology, for instance helping the hearing impaired.  Me?  The first thought I had was how much fun it would be to mess with people with this thing.  Have a boss you can’t stand?  Think of the turmoil you could cause him by beaming things like, "This is God.  I am preparing to smote thee for being such a jerk to fill in your name and anyone else you like at work.  Your only chance at redemption is giving them annual 20% raises.  Oh, and I’m thinking of another flood so I need you to head to Home Depot to start your ark preparations."  If you do this a couple of times a day for a week you’ll either be rid of the jerk after he checks himself into the hospital or you’ll have a much fatter pay check.

Lest you think I’m truly disturbed I won’t tell you the things I thought of that I could beam to my kids.

Rain, Rain, Go Away

I’ve been watching one incredible tennis match for the last few hours.  The Wimbledon final features Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer, and it’s shaping into an epic.  Nadal one the first two sets after Federer uncharacteristically allowed his serve to be broken twice consecutively in the second set, but he rebounded to win the third and fourth sets in tiebreakers, and he faced match point in the fourth set tiebreaker only to hit an unbelievable backhand passing shot (maybe his first of the match) to save it and then hit a string of winners to win the set. 

Best of all for any tennis fan is that seemingly every game and point of every set has been high quality and  hotly contested.  I don’t think I’ve ever seen a match like this in my life. Incredible.

Unfortunately they just called the second rain delay of the match (the first was in the third set) with the score 2-2 and Federer serving at deuce in the fifth.  With only an hour of daylight left in London I suspect they’ll be playing the end of the match tomorrow.  Next year Wimbledon will have a high-tech, retractable roof they can close over Center Court, so they won’t have this problem again.  Too bad we don’t have it this year.

Update: They’re back on the court and Federer just held serve for 7-6.  No tiebreaker in the fifth set so they might still run out of light.

Update 2: Nadal finally broke Federer and held serve despite Federer hitting one more incredible backhand to save one championship point and push it back to deuce.  Longest Wimbledon championship match in history and definitely the greatest I’ve ever seen, even better than Borg’s last championship.

links for 2008-07-03

Headline Economic News

If you didn’t already know that the current economy is blech, you could probably gather as much from the following two headlines that appeared yesterday:

  1. Starbucks to Close 600 Stores
  2. Family Dollar Posts Strong Earnings

It’s amazing what that $4.00, lo-fat, no-whip, peppermint mocha will get you at a dollar store.  Of course that peppermint mocha could also get the latte set about 12 miles down the road in their not-quite-as-cool-as-they-once-were Lexus LX.  Choices, choices: premium coffee, a gallon of gas or a pack of clothes hangers + a jar of generic peanut butter + a can of Comet + a bag of six water pistols?