Whatever You Do, Don’t Tick Off the Artists

If you want to publish something online that generates a gazillion comments then I suggest the following:

  • Use, without permission, an original illustration.
  • When asked by the artist to remove the illustration, do so, apologize, say something like "it's kind of silly to put that image out there in the online wilds without any protection and get upset when someone uses it," and then explain to him how he shouldn't have made it so easy to use his image and point him to tools he could use to protect his image.
  • Sit back and wait for the illustrator community to beat a path to your comments.
  • Wonder how you never knew that artists could be so, so, so, virulent.
  • Write another post on another blog that's inspired by your first post, and in this new post detail how artists can protect themselves from people like yourself.
  • Sit back and gaze in wonder as the illustrator community finds your new blog post and goes even more batsh** crazy.
  • Defend your position and watch those flames get higher and higher.
  • Watch your boss take the illustrators' side in comment #147 and tell the world that you screwed up and apologize on the company's behalf.

BTW I've been reading Dana Blankenhorn, the author in question, for years and I definitely understand his point of view and I get what he's saying. I tend towards his view of online content (image or word) that in the long run you generally make more money by making it readily available online, but in this specific case I think the illustrator, Chris Buzelli, made some great points.  

Buzelli does work for hire and he feels like the value of his work is diminished if it appears in the wrong place, and he also worries that a work for hire might be used inappropriately without his permission.  For instance if a client gives him permission to use one of the pieces he did for them as a sample on his website and then that client sees the image used elsewhere, perhaps even on a competitor's website, Buzelli risks losing a client.  Another good point he made is that he doesn't want his work used to illustrate an article that he might find objectionable.

Just so we're clear I think that Blankenhorn made a mistake by not first getting permission to use the image and then did the right thing by taking down the image as soon as he heard from Buzelli.  I think he made another mistake by not simply apologizing and moving on, but I also think that because of this kerfluffle content creators now have an object lesson to reference. For his part I think Buzelli really did the right thing by not lawyering up and taking care of this directly himself.  Finally, I think the last group of people I want to tick off are artists.  They're scary when they get riled.

I’m Betting It Will Smell Like a Poot

Someone's come up with the concept of a billboard that emits a smell.  With the possible exception of the french fry smell coming from a McDonalds I've found that smells that you would assume to be great, like the smell from a BBQ restaurant, usually morph into a rather unpleasant odor that would appear to be emanating from a car passenger's backside.  

I Guess Drinks Are On Dr. Hutton

MyBridges.net is a local social networking thingamajig that gave away $1,000 to a lucky member to be shared with a charity of his or her choosing.  When I saw who the lucky winner was I was kind of gob-smacked: it was Dr. Ron Hutton with whom I served on the Lewisville Zoning Board of Adjustment for several years.  I don't think I've seen him since I left the ZBOA, but I might have to look him up to see how he's spending his lucre! 

If I Drink 142.85 Cups of Coffee Today I’m Probably a Goner

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 I drink a lot of coffee.  By a lot I mean A LOT, and it bothers some people enough that they nag me and tell me if I drink too much coffee all kinds of bad things will happen to me.  When I reply, "Like what?" they generally hem and haw because they have no research to back up their assertions.  I'll readily admit that nothing is good for you if you ingest too much of it, but I don't think I've hit that point with coffee so I don't worry too much about it.  If I did happen to worry about it I now know, thanks to this website, how much coffee I can drink before I'll die. BTW, it would take 445 cans of Coke Classic to put me six feet under. Useful info.

Video of Tasered Streaker is Interesting for Unexpected Reason

A video shot in Wrightsville Beach by Greensboro resident Stephen Stearns is interesting, but not because it features a naked dude being tasered by the police.  Sure, that's interesting if you're into seeing a naked guy tasered in the middle of the street, but I was more interested in the fact that Mr. Stearns kept running his camera even as he was being ordered by the police to stop.  He rightly pointed out that he was in a public place and that he had every right to continue filming. The officer threatened to arrest him, but Mr. Stearns held his ground and he obviously won the argument because he continued to record as the streaker was being escorted away by the police.

Whitaker Park and Wake Forest

My parents both worked for RJR while they were students at Wake Forest.  When I saw the news that Reynolds is closing down its Whitaker Park operation I emailed both of them to see if they'd heard the news (they hadn't) and to see if they'd actually worked at that particular facility.  Ends up that they had.  Mom told me that the first summer they worked for RJR they were downtown, but the second summer they were at Whitaker. Dad said he remembered working at the "state of the art" facility as well.  Mom mentioned that it was divided into six units, four for Salems and two for Camels, and that she worked in Unit 1 and Dad worked in Unit 3. Dad thought the shift ran from 4 p.m. to midnight.  

Dad also wrote, "Wake could use it for some type of recreation facility. Because of its location you would think that would be prime real estate and would make a sizable tax deductable gift, that is if they have any profits to shelter." Seems that he and Winston-Salem Chamber of Commerce head honcho Gayle Anderson are on the same page.