Category Archives: Web/Tech

How to Know What the Hell Your Kids Are Talking About: Part 1

Okay, I finally have to admit that I’m not just behind the times, I’m way not-cool.  Increasingly I realize that I have no idea what the hell people under the age of 30 are talking about, and forget understanding what teenagers are saying.  Their language is a sea of acronyms and obscure IM and gaming references and I find myself trying to translate their words by studying the context in which they’re said.  Unfortunately one of the victims of modern culture is the ability to speak or write in fully formed sentences, much less paragraphs, so it’s kind of like trying to interpret what someone is saying to you over a bad mobile phone connection.  Example:

Me: What’s going on?
Other: I…crack…house.
Me: You’re at a crack house?
Other: No, I…itched…a crack…in…sister.
Me: You’re doing what with your sister?

Later I’m told he was patching a crack in the walkway in front of his sister’s house.  You get my drift.  So anyway I’ve been reading all these terms that I really don’t get like "n00b" and "pwned" which make me say to myself, "WTF?"  So I did a little research and I came up with an essential tool for my "Parenting a Teenager Toolbox."  It’s the Wikipedia page dedicated to internet slang and it’s an absolute must though FWIW I suspect it’s probably several steps behind the current slang.

When Will We Stop Calling Them “Newspapers” and “Broadcasters”?

Back in May, ’05 I wrote a rather long post about my belief that local news outlets or broadcasters had as much to worry about as newspapers, if not more.  My main reason for believing that they may have more to worry about than newspapers is that if newspapers catch a clue about providing video via their online operations then they would be able to beat the broadcasters at their own game.

My belief is that our media consumption is quickly moving toward pure digital distribution.  Pretty soon the average consumer will be getting all their media via a provider (cable, satellite) who will give them the capability to do everything from watching TV to surfing the web via the same hardware.  Think of a glorified TV with a computer network feeding it so that it essentially is your TV, TIVO, PC and phone combined.  IF newspaper companies have figured out how to do video for their current web operations by that time then they will have an advantage over traditional broadcasters because they already have more reporters, editors and other infrastructure in place to cover the local market. 

I was reminded of this piece when I saw the Online Journalism Review’s interview with washingtonpost.com’s first video journalist.  I really think the Washington Post company is way ahead of the other newspaper organizations in adopting multi-media practices and they’re carving out a great early competitive advantage.  Part of me is tempted to say that since so many newspapers are owned by large media companies that also have broadcast operations they could simply merge the operations, but having witnessed how silo’d many of these media operations are I’m thinking that the different operations (newspaper, broadcast) are going to have to ensure their own independent survival.  That’s another reason I think newspaper’s have the advantage; as they move away from newsprint and towards digital media they can actually reduce their overhead by replacing presses and paper with cheap digital cameras.

Realistically I think what’s going to happen is that all the traditional media silos will disappear and we’ll just have some meld of media providers, and while I think most will be housed in the corporate halls of traditional media companies like Gannett I think you’ll also see some new players that have yet to be born.  It ought to be fun.

Bookmark Plugin for Acrobat

A local computer programmer named John Ford from this area has created a simple plugin for Adobe Acrobat that creates a simple bookmark that opens up a PDF book to the page you were on when you last had the file open.  In other words it works like a regular bookmark in a print book.  So simple it’s amazing it wasn’t incorporated in Acrobat to begin with. (Found via BloggingPoet.com)

Why I Still Have My Palm VIIx

Like most everyone else I’ve been thinking about where I was 9/11/01.  Like Esbee’s husband, a fellow DC-to-Winston migrant, I was working in downtown DC and after a long day I too made it home.  We lived about 30 miles south of DC and I worked about three blocks from the White House and at the time I was commuting in to the city  on a commuter bus that stopped at the Pentagon for its first stop.  That meant I was in the Pentagon parking lot an hour or two before it was hit, and I had no car to get home in.

That morning I originally intended to stay in my office until things calmed down, especially after looking out my window and seeing the gridlock on L Street, but our building management made us leave and I ended up on the street trying to figure out how to get home.  Unfortunately the last time I’d talked to my wife that morning I’d told her I was staying put and I couldn’t get another call out to her to let her know my plans had changed.

PalmVIIxI took the Metro to Union Station to see if the commuter train (VRE) was running since I was pretty sure the buses were out of commission, and it occured to me that I’d made a dumb move when I realized I was the only person on that particular Metro train.  Seems that everyone else had the sense to head away from targets like Capitol Hill.  They closed Union Station right as I arrived so I ended up on the lawn in front with a couple hundred other people trying to get calls through on our cell phones.  That’s when I remembered that I’d gotten a Palm VIIx as an early birthday gift and just a couple of days earlier I’d signed up for Palm’s email service ($9.99 a month).  So I fired it up and started emailing everyone I could think of to let them know I was okay, where I was and what I was planning to do.

After I got off the last email I started walking west, towards the bridges that crossed the Potomac to Rosslyn, VA, which is where my brother worked.  On the way I dropped down into the Metro stations to see if the trains were running and I was able to get on the Orange Line to Rosslyn.  On the Metro platform I ran into a friend and she told me that the towers had collapsed, which I hadn’t known.  Once in Rosslyn I found my brother’s building locked down, so I decided I’d try and walk to his house a few miles up the road.  Right then a car pulled up directly in front of me, standing in the middle of thousands of people, and the driver jumped out and offered a ride to anyone who needed to get to Woodbridge.  That was just a couple of miles from my house, so I jumped in along with an Army Major who’d walked over from the Pentagon (His office was hit, though he’d been in a meeting on the other side of the building.  He smelled very strongly of smoke and he was pretty much in shock).  While we were driving south I kept emailing from my Palm and eventually I did get one reply from my Mom who was just a little relieved to hear from me.

It took a couple of hours to get to Woodbridge and once there the driver dropped us off at the commuter lot at Potomac Mills mall.  The mall was shut down, but the Silver Diner across the street was open so I grabbed a table (I was one of maybe three customers) and the waiter sat down to talk while I was eating.

After my meal I checked my email and I had a reply from my buddy Ted. I emailed him back to see if I could get a lift home and he sent me a message back saying that his employee, Robert, would drop by and give me a ride on his way home.  Robert, who is now a good friend, also took the time to call my wife and let her know I was okay.  So at about 6 o’clock I was welcomed home with a big hug by my wife.

Now I keep that old Palm VIIx in my desk drawer as a reminder of that day and as an example of how fast technology is changing.  Heck, now my cell phone is a Pocket PC that can do email, take pictures and video, and I’m not sure what else and it’s smaller than my Palm was.  I’m not sure, however, if my email would get through in a scenario similar to 9/11 since my carrier (Verizon) is the same for both voice and data.  I hope I never find out.

One last thing I think is cool about my Palm.  It runs on two AAA batteries which means that even all these years later I can still use it if I want to.  I guarantee you that if I still have my Pocket PC in 2011 I will have lost the charger, and I won’t be able to find a replacement battery (or charger) and its only use will be as a paper weight.  I also don’t remember ever having to re-boot my Palm.  Of course if I’d had my Pocket PC in 2001 I’d have pictures uploaded to Flickr that I could point you to.  Life really is all about tradeoffs.

The Crooked Road

The Roanoke Times has been nominated for an online journalism award from the Online News Association in the category of "Outstanding Use of Multiple Media (Large)" for a piece called "Going Down the Crooked Road." The site chronicles the Virginia Heritage Music Trail and has links to video taken of performers in Clintwood, Hiltons, Grayson, Galax and Floyd. 

We’ve been to Floyd a couple of times this year when we visited my Mom and the video gives you a nice glimpse at their Friday-night music scene in and near the general store.  I’ll admit that the music isn’t my cup of tea, but it’s definitely an interesting place with interesting people. 

Mark Warner in Second Life

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Former Virginia Governor and possible Democratic presidential candidate Mark Warner recently made an appearance in Second Life, the incredibly hot online virtual reality "game."  You can see a transcript of it here.  Warner really is the political polar opposite of George Allen, aka Macaca Man.

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Don’t sleep on Warner as a presidential candidate, if not in ’08 then in ’12.  He’s proven in the past that he’s persistent and effective in the political arena.  After losing the race for Virginia governor in ’98, and being dismissed as a rich political neophyte who tried to buy himself a seat in the Governor’s mansion (he’s a self-made millionaire and spent a lot of his own money to finance his campaign) he patiently built up his base, especially in rural areas outside of Northern Virginia, and came back four years later to win in ’02.  He left office with higher approval ratings than he had at the beginning of his tenure, this despite raising taxes.  He also left the state in a healthier fiscal state than he found it.  Yep, all in all I’d say he’s the real deal.

Cool DIY Video

Most of the stuff I find enjoyable on YouTube is of the America’s Funniest Home Videos variety.  You know, people doing stupid stuff and getting caught on video.  But more and more I’m finding DIY videos that are just down right cool.  Here’s a great example titled "I Dropped My Super 8 Off The Golden Gate."

Tiger Ad

I’m not sure how late to the party I am on this, but I just saw Nike’s online ad featuring Tiger Woods’ swing.  They took a very high-end camera that can shoot 4,000 frames a second and shot Tiger’s swing with a driver.  It’s a thing of beauty, as is the commercial, and that being typed by a guy who struggles to break 110 on a good day.

I’d love to see something similar with Roger Federer’s swings, particularly his backhand. He’s tennis’ answer to Tiger.

I’m Pretty Sure This Ad Wouldn’t Appear in the Printed Washington Post

MateSee this ad on the left?  It appeared on the web page of a Washington Post article I was reading.  I’ve noticed this ad on the Post the last few times I’ve been there and it’s caused me to have the following thoughts:

First, I can’t see this ad, or one similar to it, running in the print version of the Post except maybe in the Sports section.  The article I was reading was about politics.

Second, every time I see this ad it claims these women all live in Clemmons and every ad has three different women who look like either a soft-core porn actress or a Sports Illustrated-Swimsuit-Edition-wannabe.  If all these pictured women do indeed live in Clemmons then I’d have to believe there would be more bars than nursing homes in the village, which is not the case today.

Now I’m not an idiot, and I know those are stock photos on supposedly real listings that were served to me based on my IP address, so that leads to my next question: why does this work?  Even if I were enough of a sucker to believe these women actually lived in Clemmons and actually needed to use an online dating service (as if) why would a schlub who actually does need a dating service have the temerity to believe he could score a date with one of these lovelies?

Next, what is the alternative to "intimate dating?"  Perhaps "arms-length" or "disinterested" or "slightly chilled" or my favorite, "how the hell did I get myself into this mess?"  Of course this is from a guy who hasn’t been on a date in almost 20 years so what do I know?

Finally, who wants to lay odds that we’ll be seeing male enhancement ads on the Post site some time soon?

Bibliophile’s El Dorado

If you’re into books and you like free things then here are some sites just for you.  And if you’re like my wife Celeste and like nothing more than a good audio book then you’ll really love some of these:

  • Project Gutenberg – This granddaddy of online public domain book repositories now brags over 19,000 titles and all downloads are free.
  • Librivox.org – This site offers public domain audio books, but even better they’ve embraced "Web 2.0" technologies so you can sign up for podcasts.  That’s cool, but even better is that they also offer short fiction, poetry and children’s literature.  They’re looking for volunteer readers so if you’d like to read aloud to a wider audience than your children, or yourself, give ’em a go.
  • TellTaleWeekly.org – Not all the titles on this site are free, but the reason is understandable: they hire professionals to do the readings and emphasize quality.  Once the books have been out a while they are moved to the Spoken Alexandria Project  and are available for free.  Both are housed at Alex Wilson Studios LLC in the great state of NC.
  • University of Pennsylvania’s Free Book Library – Claims to have over 25,000 titles.  Good indexing and updated very regularly.
  • UVa’s E-Text Center – Wow!  Just check it out as there’s too much there for me to describe.  Here’s a link to a page listing bestsellers from 1900-1930.

That ought to keep you busy a while.