Author Archives: Jon Lowder

Is a Church a Church Without Churchgoers?

The Massachusetts town of Scituate is ordering the Archdiocese of Boston to pay $42,000 in property tax since it is planning on shuttering one of its churches in town.  The town claims that since the property isn’t being used for religious services, and hasn’t been for 9 months, it no longer falls under the church’s tax exempt status.

The church claims that since parishioners have been holding a candle light vigil in the church since October in protest of the closing that it is still a house of worship.  To quote the Archdiocese’s representative:

"We certainly disagree with the position" of the Scituate tax board,
archdiocese spokesman Terrence Donilon said. "It is still a blessed
church. People are still in vigil there."

Three things occur to me here:

  1. At least the church isn’t claiming that the building is a "blessed church" in and of itself.
  2. If the Archdiocese is going to use the parishioners holding vigil as a $42,000 crutch couldn’t they at least provide a priest to celebrate Mass if not the other services the Church normally provides?
  3. Would the Archdiocese be getting this treatment if they hadn’t created the current aura of mistrust with their mishandling of the pedophile-priest scandal?

The Archdioces plans on shutting 80 churches out of 357 (over 60 have already been closed), and there are six other parishes that have parishioners sitting vigil.  The Archdiocese claims that the vigils are making it harder for them to close the churches, but they may want to re-think their position if they win their appeal of the Scituate ruling.  It could amount to quite a bit of money saved until they can dispense of the property.

Not bad for just keeping the lights on.

Today’s Personals: CSM (Canadian Straight Men) Seeking ATB (Awesome Tax Break)

According to this article in the Ottawa Sun two Canadian men who are best friends have decided to get married for the tax benefits. Both guys are divorced and looking for Mrs. Right, but their point of view seems to be,  "Why not take advantage of the tax breaks while we’re looking?"

You do have to wonder what happens when one of them eventually does meet Mrs. Right and wants a divorce.  What’s the incentive for the one who hasn’t met Mrs. Right to give up his, uh, cash cow?

A Very Good Day

As I mentioned in an earlier post we’re on the Outer Banks for a family vacation.  We’re here with three other families so we have seven adults and ten kids in the house, which means there isn’t a lot of time without tremendous amounts of noise and activity.  Not that it’s bad, it just is.

So today brought a pleasant surprise when I found myself in the surf (big surf for NC with waves at 6 or 7 feet sometimes) with my oldest son, Michael.  For some of the afternoon he and I had company out there, but for a while it was just the two of us.

Before our trip to the beach this week I’d only seen Michael for about a day over the last month due to my trips and his trips combined, and to say I missed him would be an understatement.  Today we were able to dodge waves, do a little body surfing and just talk.  Michael has a lot to say, just like his dad, and today it was great to be able to listen without any distractions.

I have a feeling that such opportunities might be numbered in the near future (he turns 13 next month), but I’ll take ’em while I can get ’em.

What Ocean Air Can Do To a Guy

We’re on the outer banks (Corolla, NC) for a little R&R and something strange happened: I asked my wife to dance last night, not the other way around.

Must be the combination of ocean air, enough beers that I lost count, Celeste’s very fetching outfit and a good 80’s band from Greensboro, NC.  Anyway I’m sure Celeste wishes she had it on video so everyone who knows us would believe it.

It’s All About Perspective

My wife, Celeste, went to Georgia last week to stay with her aunt and visit her grandmother, who is living in a nursing home down the road from her aunt’s house.  Celeste’s mother and sister Ashley went as well.  Ashley also had her little ones, who are two and a little under a year (I’m a guy, I can’t do the "however many months old" thing), with her.

Celeste called home each night and would fill me in on how their day at the nursing home went.  In general Celeste found it depressing, which I can understand.  Beyond the fact that her grandmother is not very well, almost all of the residents are in the midst of dementia, have a hard time feeding themselves, wear diapers, etc.

On the other hand, she said that when Ashley’s little ones were anywhere near one of the residents that person would instantly perk up.  Their eyes would light up, they would say something like "Baby!" and just come to life in general.  Celeste said it was a wonder to see, and she also said that it made for some fun moments, especially with the two year old, Jason.  For example:

  • When one woman held out her hand to Jason he thought she was asking for a high-five and proceeded to slap her hand, which caused the poor woman to pull her hand away as if she’d just touched a hot stove.
  • Jason considered these folks potential new playmates.  Unfortunately their wiring just wasn’t fast enough for him, so when he asked "Do you like my truck?" and didn’t get a quick enough response he followed up with a staccato "Huh, huh, huh?"  Each "huh" would provoke a spasm from the residents which I’m sure made the room look like it was full of human popcorn.
  • Finally, upon first seeing a resident in a wheelchair Jason commented, "That sure is one big stroller."

Based on these conversations with Celeste I’ve decided that if I ever need to be in a home I want it to be one that is regularly visited by toddlers.  I say toddlers because in a few years Jason’s perspective will have changed and he’ll see the nursing home as we see it, and not as a big house full of potential playmates. 

I also hope that if I’m ever the one sitting in the wheelchair I can see it as a stroller and not a prison, and that I can adopt that perspective from this point on in my life.  That’s one glass that is seriously half-full.

Reading List July 29, 2005

Judge, Reagan Appointee, Doesn’t Seem to Like Bush Policy re. Bringing Terrorists to Justice

My mom wasn’t a big fan of Ronald Reagan (nominee for understatement of the year), but one of his judicial appointees might pass even her scrutiny.  From Lex Alexander’s Blog on the Run I found this post about the sentencing of the "Millenium bomber" Ahmed Ressam by District Judge John Coughenour, a Reagan appointee.

He then posts an excerpt that you can read from the original remarks posted on Crooks and Liars. Here’s the most important part of the quote:

Despite the fact that Mr. Ressam is not an American citizen and despite
the fact that he entered this country intent upon killing American
citizens, he received an effective, vigorous defense, and the
opportunity to have his guilt or innocence determined by a jury of 12
ordinary citizens.

Most importantly, all of this occurred in the
sunlight of a public trial. There were no secret proceedings, no
indefinite detention, no denial of counsel.

The tragedy of
September 11th shook our sense of security and made us realize that we,
too, are vulnerable to acts of terrorism. Unfortunately, some believe
that this threat renders our Constitution obsolete. This is a
Constitution for which men and women have died and continue to die and
which has made us a model among nations. If that view is allowed to
prevail, the terrorists will have won.

I think the policy that he is alluding to is one of the things that has bothered me most about the Bush administration. Their tendency to aggressively change the rules to serve their short term purposes is a long term fiasco.  I’m sure they think it’s necessary for security reasons or whatever, but I’m also sure that many bad things have been done for seemingly good reasons.

Many of my more conservative friends and colleagues perceive any condemnation or critique of the administration’s policies towards the terrorists or "enemy combatants" to be a "liberal" tendency towards softness.  Well, I can’t think of anything I’ve heard or read from the "liberal" side that indicates that they want to be soft on the terrorists.  No, they want justice as much as the conservatives do, but they don’t want us to sacrifice our scruples in the process.

One of the reasons that America’s system of due process has been held up as an ideal is that it compensates for the universally human habit of making mistakes.  How often are people arrested because they were mistakenly identified by an eyewitness only to be cleared later by physical evidence?  The system, while not perfect, provides for the opportunity to right the mistakes that we will inevitably make. 

In the case of our round up and detention of suspected terrorists we need only look at the recent shooting of a misidentified suspect in London as evidence that there is a very good likelihood that we’ve nabbed a few innocent people.  Of course I could be wrong, but without due process it becomes much harder to know.

On the practical level the administration’s secrecy also denies us the true reward of our justice system, namely the ability to clearly define what is right and what is wrong, and what the penalties are for those who do wrong.  In other words we aren’t able to make an example out of those who are guilty because we can’t prove to the world through the application of our system of justice that these men are evil.  We can only ask the world to take our word for it, which just isn’t good enough.

Finally the current policy also harms us in our relations with other countries.  We look like we’re willing to "talk the talk" as it relates to democratic ideals of justice, but we’re not willing to "walk the walk."  Or more specifically we look like we’re willing to "walk the walk" only when the path is paved, but not when it’s rocky.

Reading List July 28, 2005

  • IceRocket’s Secret Weapon (The Post Money Value) — How saying "Thank You" is a powerful business tool.
  • Tracking is Good (A VC) — Value in targeted marketing, and how customer tracking helps.
  • Onfolio – The Buzz Process (The Post Money Value) — Blogs change the landscape for getting testimonials and paid placement.
  • Cheap Shot in a Good Cause (Moore’s Lore) — Why free trade should not be values free.
  • Becoming an Un-Person (Moore’s Lore) — The ID system in the US is broken and Dana’s experience with the local Social Security Administration office is a good example of why.
  • The Christian Paradox (Harper’s via Chewie) — On American Christians and their un-Christian behavior.
  • Wartime Dispatches (Greensboro News & Record) — Stories about soldiers in Iraq who are from Piedmont Triad area.
  • Economics of Used Books (Boing Boing) — Why Amazon.com isn’t stupid for selling used books next to new books.
  • Spin Sucks (Feld Thoughts) — “First we have to decide what the right thing to do is; then we’ll
    think about the politics.  Otherwise we’ll just confuse ourselves. — Richard Snelling”
  • Acceptable Downtime (Feld Thoughts) — Why 99.999% up time may not be enough for online service providers.  Better said would be the importance of redundancy.
  • Delta and the "Internal" Memo (The Post Money Value) — About the absurdity of the concept of an "internal" memo in a company with more than 10 employees.
  • No More AO-Hell (Jeff Jarvis) — Jeff dumps AOL after a 12 year relationship and in the process of describing the dump he gives a cool retrospective on the evolution of the internet.

Tom Delay Only Person Who Can Make Henry Waxman Seem Likable by Comparison

Congressman Henry Waxman, who easily holds the title of "Longest Sitting Annoying Prig Democrat", sent a letter to Tom Delay, who easily holds the title of "Slimiest Little Faux-Christian Republican Ass", claiming that a $1.5 billion giveaway was inserted into a recent energy bill in an underhanded fashion.

From the letter:

The provision at issue is a 30-page subtitle called "Ultra-Deepwater
and Unconventional Natural Gas and Other Petroleum Resources." This
subtitle, which was taken from the House-passed energy bill, was
mysteriously inserted in the final energy legislation after the
legislation was closed to further amendment. The conferees were told
that they would have the opportunity to consider and vote on the
provisions in the conference report. But the subtitle was not included
in the base text circulated to conferees, and it was never offered as
an amendment.

Instead, the new subtitle first appeared in the text of the energy
legislation only after Chairman Barton had gaveled the conference over.
Obviously, it would be a serious abuse to secretly slip such a costly
and controversial provision into the energy legislation.

From a Reuters story we find that a spokesperson for Delay retorted with:

A spokesman for DeLay defended the fund, saying it was in
the energy bill approved by the House in April.

"The project is only new to Mr. Waxman if he failed to read
the House bill he had voted on," the spokesman said, adding he
could not explain how the item was added to the final version
of legislation prepared by the Senate and House negotiators.

Uh, correct me if I’m wrong but Congressman Waxman acknowledged that the provision was in the original House bill, but his point is that the provision had not been included in conference and was inserted only after the conference chair had gaveled the proceedings closed.

The purpose of the conference is to remove bits and pieces from each of the House and Senate versions of the bills until the conferees have a version they can live with.  I think it’s called coming up with a compromise in the real world.  Waxman’s point is that the provision was inserted in the final version after the conference was closed, so the conferees never had a chance to approve or disapprove it.

And wouldn’t you know that Delay’s homey’s would benefit nicely from this little $1.5 billion windfall?

For once I’m kind of with Waxman here, but I have to tell you that it’s a sad state of affairs that I actually assumed I’d be on his side when I saw Delay standing on the other side.

I need a shower.