Author Archives: Jon Lowder

NC Rep. Compares Himself to Jesus, Kind Of

The North Carolina legislature is working on reforming its ethics rules (I know, it’s an oxymoron) and they raised the reporting threshold for gifts from nonfamily members to $1,000 and gifts from anyone who does business with the state to $500.  Those that support the higher threshold said that they wouldn’t be influenced by less money than that, and in the best quote of the day Rep. Drew Saunders (D) of Mecklenburg County said:

“Even the baby Jesus accepted gifts, and I don’t think it corrupted him.”

Huh.  I think someon needs to remind Rep. Saunders that he’s no Jesus.

Is the Prerequisite for Being Nationally Syndicated That You Be a Total Moron?

I was reading my Winston-Salem Journal this morning when I came across Cal Thomas’s op-ed piece titled "Morale Slippage in Iraq".  To be blunt this piece of horse dookey is something I’d expect from my middle-school kids.

The entire piece is about the supposed decline in morale among insurgents in Iraq, and it is based entirely on:

…documents authored by an al-Qaida operative and seized by U.S. soldiers during an April 16 raid in the Yusufiyah area (12 miles south of Baghdad) offer hope to the American side that success may be closer than we think.

The author’s name is not known, but his conclusion about the lack of progress by the insurgent-terrorists is revealing.

So let me get this straight; in a nationally syndicated column you’re going to predicate your entire argument that the insurgents are getting bummed out and we need to stay the course (i.e. ignore the ignorant pessimists calling for us to withdraw) on a document by an unknown author?  For all we know it could have been written by a lovelorn jihadist who’s figured out he misses his girlfriend.

Look at it from the other direction: what would you think of the intellect of someone who based their assessment of the enemy’s outlook on the writings of 18 year old Private Joe Smith from Boise, ID who’s pissed off that he’s frying his butt of in Iraq and happens to think that President Bush is an idiot and that his officers are a bunch of idiots and no one knows what they’re doing  You’d laugh your butt off.

Thomas goes on to list some specifics from the captured writings like:

The documents reveal "The Mujahidin do not have any stored weapons and ammunition in their possession in Baghdad" and that there are as few as 30 or 40 insurgents in some areas compared to "tens of thousands of the enemy troops."

"The only power the Mujahidin have," says the al-Qaida operative, "is what they have already demonstrated." That consists of sniper fire, "planting booby traps among the citizens and hiding among them in hope that the explosions will injure an American or members of the government."

Since the source is unknown how the heck are we supposed to know if this turkey even knows what he’s talking about.  Again it could be some kid who’s reporting what he’s heard through the grapevine.  And of course there’s also the possiblity that this is disinformation but Thomas never considers that.

I’ve never been a fan of Thomas, but as time goes by I’m beginning to wonder if he really can be as obtuse as his writing suggests.  Sadly, I think so.

Repairing the Healthcare System

I don’t have any suggestions for repairing the healthcare system, but I’m hoping this blog does.  The blog’s author is the father of Brad Feld who is one smart dude and prominent blogger.

From his first post:

However, in 2006, the patient and the physician are generally listed last among “important” stakeholders by government, insurance companies, hospitals and policy makers.

Since
the patient is most important stakeholder. The patient should be in the
forefront of policy making. The physician is second.  All the other stakeholders are in reality simply facilitators for the patient and the physician. Everything done in the healthcare system should be done for the benefit of the patient first, and not for the economic bottom line of the other stakeholders. After all it is the patients’ healthcare system! Is it not?  The demand for repairing the healthcare system and action to fix it has to be made by the patient,

Economist on Immigration

Over at Marginal Revolution there’s an “Open Letter on Immigration” (found via Freakonomics) that I found pretty interesting.  The part that really caught my attention was this:

Immigrants
do not take American jobs. The American economy can create as many jobs
as there are workers willing to work so long as labor markets remain
free, flexible and open to all workers on an equal basis.

Immigration
in recent decades of low-skilled workers may have lowered the wages of
domestic low-skilled workers, but the effect is likely to be small,
with estimates of wage reductions for high-school dropouts ranging from
eight percent to as little as zero percent.

While a small
percentage of native-born Americans may be harmed by immigration,
vastly more Americans benefit from the contributions that immigrants
make to our economy, including lower consumer prices. As with trade in
goods and services, the gains from immigration outweigh the losses. The
effect of all immigration on low-skilled workers is very likely
positive as many immigrants bring skills, capital and entrepreneurship
to the American economy.

Reading this made me feel a little dumb.  I fell for the weak argument that immigrants take Americans’ jobs, and hand-in-glove, the counter argument that they take jobs that no Americans will do.  Well, when you think about it immigrants have to eat, they need shelter and they have to travel to the job.  In other words they are consumers and they definitely do create jobs just by being here.

Now I’m not getting into the politics of illegal immigration here, but I do think find it interesting that it is so easy to accept at face value so many of the arguments on both sides of the debate.  We all know this is a complex issue and it only gets worse if we don’t use our noggins and get all the pertinent information.  Making decisions based on bromides won’t help anyone.

If Your Wife is Nutty You Might Want to Get Her Help

If you’re made uncomfortable by stories of wives forcefully removing their husbands bollocks then you may not want to read this story.  Apparently the wife in this story is bi-polar and thought her husband was cheating on her.  According to the husband that caused her to:

“I mean she just grabbed me all down there and yanking and yanking and tearing me up with those fingernails.”

That was followed by a medical procedure that no man wants to think about: reattachment surgery.

Looks Like Elon’s Boys Watched Bull Durham One Too Many Times

The folks over at badjocks.com have published pictures of Elon’s baseball team hazing their freshmen.  Lots of bras and panties involved which is a tradition I suspect dates back to 1988 when Annie Savoy (Susan Sarandon) had Nuke LaLoosh (Tim Robbins) dress in garters to help correct his pitching form in "Bull Durham".

What is it about baseball and North Carolina that causes people to do crazy things like name their teams after bugs (Greensboro Grasshoppers) and dress in womens clothing?  Could it be proximity to Greensboro?

Well I can’t say anything…in Winston-Salem we named our team after a wild pig (Winston-Salem Warthog). It’s better than naming your team after bait, but not much.

I’m waiting for the Grasshoppers to have a man-bra promo night and then I might make the drive over to see the new stadium.

Triad SPAM

Today I got an email from Jerry McClough that linked to this page on TriadBlogs.  Here’s the full text of the email:

Nothing but the truth…(click here)!


~Jerry~

Can anyone tell me why I would possibly be added to his list? Sure I’m on the TriadBlogs site, but I don’t live in Greensboro, I’m not a political agitator, I’m not a leader of any community except the little band of voices in my head and I’m not black. I can’t remember ever corresponding with Jerry before and I was BCC’d and not addressed directly, so I’d call this unsolicited email…which some people call SPAM.

In the grand scheme of things it isn’t a big deal at all but it does leave me wondering what Jerry was trying to accomplish.

Happy Birthday J

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Our youngest, Justin, turns 10 today.  He’s an avid reader, a video game fanatic and a wonderful soul.  That’s him on the left sporting the George Mason U NCAA Regional Champs hat.

Thankfully he’s not yet a lady-killer but I don’t think we have long to wait.

I can’t believe we’re already out of the single digits for all of our kids.