If you’re really healthy you might be able to make a pretty penny selling your poop:
Some people with Crohn’s disease also benefit from fecal transplants. So a company called Open Biome has been facilitating fecal transplants to patients in need, and paying healthy poopers a hefty sum for their services.
Fecal matter is transferred either through endoscopy or swallowed capsules, and Open Biome has already shipped about 2,000 treatments to almost 200 hospitals, according to theWashington Post. They’ll pay you $40 per sample, plus an extra $50 if you come in 5 days a week (the donations have to be made on-site.) The only thing is, you have to be super-healthy: only about 4% of prospective donors make the cut.
As someone with a decidedly juvenile sense of humor I found this next part to be particularly good:
Open Biome gives their anonymous donors names like Vladimir Pootin, Albutt Einstein, and Dumpledore
Personally I prefer Sir Poopsalot or The Godfather of Poo.