After reading Fec's Sears Death Watch I'm wishing I'd saved an old Sears catalog. It might be a valuable relic in the near future.
The last time I set foot in a Sears was five years ago when Celeste and I bought a stove and a dishwasher. Let's just say our experience directly led to me being highly motivated to never return.
Befuddled 
Thanks. I can’t remember the last time I was in Sears. Sad.
I’ve harbored a grudge against Sears ever since my mother made me wear Toughskins (http://www.searsarchives.com/brands/toughskins.htm) for at least a year after everyone else graduated to Levis.
Yes, I was traumatized by Wranglers.