I do love a good introductory sentence and thanks to Lex I've found another great one:
A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria when he 'mooned' a group of Hell's Angels, hurled a puppy at them and then escaped on a bulldozer.
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For reals. How do you improve on that? All it lacks is zombies.