Most of us hate spammers.  Let’s be honest, the only people who love spammers are spammers and their mothers, and in some cases even that might be stretching it.  That’s why today’s Virginia Supreme Court ruling that Virginia’s spam law is unconstitutional and that overturned the conviction of North Carolina-based spammer Jeremy Jaynes’ is sure to cause great gnashing of teeth.

Not that spammers have really been hindered by the various anti-spam laws out there.  They just moved their operations overseas and pumped up the volume.  Still, Jaynes’ case seemed to be one small instance where we would see justice done to one of those purveyors of penile enhancements we all love to hate, but even these roaches appear to have First Amendment rights.  Well, so do I and I’m going to use it to say that in my humble opinion Mr. Jaynes is still a little troll who deserves to be someone’s playmate in one of Virginia’s correctional facilities.