Monthly Archives: October 2007

And we’re off

Sitting in the terminal at Charlotte waiting for my flight to Frankfurt (Germany, not FrankfOrt KY) and they’ve announced that the flight is oversold. They’re looking for 15 people to voluntarily drop. Only airlines could do business this way

FYI, I’m flying US DespAirways

Hopefully this isn’t an omen for the rest of the trip. Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Define Lucky and/or God’s Will

This is a story that Chicken Little would love.  A piece of piping hot metal fell out of the sky, punctured the roof of a Delaware woman’s SUV and came to rest on the floor behind the front seats.  It happened to hit her SUV while she was shopping in a drugstore. The FAA and the military say that it didn’t come from a plane, and some of the people leaving comments on the story surmise that it’s space junk or something ejected from a machine in the vicinity.  I’m liking the space junk theory, what with me believing in Martians.

This is also one of those stories where you ask yourself if the person involved is lucky or unlucky.  If you’re a glass-half-full kind of person then you think she’s lucky because she wasn’t in the car when it hit, but if you tend to take a negative view on life then you’re probably thinking she’s the unluckiest woman around since she managed to be the only person on Earth that had an unidentified piece of piping hot metal pierce through the roof of her new SUV just a few days before her wedding.

Whether this gal’s lucky or unlucky if I’m someone in her wedding party I’m angling for the end of the line farthest from the altar.  No reason to push my own luck.

Not Converging

The annual ConvergeSouth to-do is kicking off tomorrow in Greensboro and once again I won’t be able to make it.  My problem is that they continually schedule these things when I have other work-related things I can’t get out of which leads me to ask, "Have they no consideration?"  Do they continually have to schedule this thing when it’s convenient for them and not for me?  Sheesh.

Anyway, I wish I could be there but I’ll be helping run the 2007 Competitive Intelligence European Summit in Germany so I won’t be able to do the Converge thing.  (Yeah, I know it sounds cool running a show in Germany, but when you consider that I don’t speak a lick of German, that I’ll be confined to a conference hall for seven days, AND I’ll miss my daughter’s birthday it gets considerably less cool sounding).  I’m sure ConvergeSouth will be great and I’m fairly certain I’ll get over my disappointment by this time next year at which point I’ll probably be disappointed again.  So if you’re anywhere near NC A&T tomorrow you should definitely check it out.  They want people to pre-register so they can feed them, but if you’re willing to not eat I’m sure they’ll let you in.  And tell ’em I said "hi."

Spellcheck!

One of the kids came home from school with a corrected essay that had been written for language arts, which in my day was called English.  One of the corrections was the word "ficticious" being circled accompanied by the word "fictitous" as the correct spelling.  At the end of the paper the teacher wrote "Always check the dictionary."

Indeed.

Is it just me or does calling English "language arts" seem a little too vague?  After all couldn’t the study of Spanish or French also be called "language arts?"  Did the English teachers’ union decide that they needed a fancier title or was this foisted on them by some bureaucrat with nothing better to do?  Am I sounding like Andy Rooney, only less wrinkled and slightly less stooped?

The Extra Mile at Office Depot

Celeste, who really should have her own blog but I’ve given up that fight for now, asked me to share this tale of great customer service.  Yesterday she went to the Office Depot on Hanes Mall Boulevard to buy a certain electronic item that they had on sale.  They were sold out and when she asked if she could have a rain check they said "no".  To his credit the man helping her, a fellow named Tim, offered to call the other stores in the area to see if they had one.  He did and informed her that one store did indeed have two units but there was no guarantee they’d be there when she got there.  She didn’t have time to go, but Tim offered to call her and let her know if his store got more of the units in the next couple of days.  She gave him her cell number and thought that was the end of it.

This morning Celeste got a call from Tim.  He’d driven to the other store, gotten one of the units, brought it back and had it waiting for her behind the counter and said she could drop by any time to pick it up.  Tim, who asked that she not give his last name, definitely went the extra mile and the folks at Office Depot should take note.  If he hadn’t gone the extra mile I’d be writing a post about how they’d lost a sale because of their silly rain check policy.  Celeste had already identified a store with a price matching policy where she could get the item she was looking for, and had Tim not called she’d have gone by there today.  I’m thinking Tim deserves at least a bonus, if not a raise.

Sunrise and Mountain Meadows; Now That’s a Wedding

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This past weekend my cousin Adam Good married up, somehow convincing a young lady named Kat to marry him.  Actually Adam’s a heckuva catch himself and he’s even had at least 30 seconds of fame.  He was featured in the Washington Post’s story on "manny’s".  Kat just finished spending two years with the Peace Corps in Africa.  An impressive young couple to say the least.

The wedding was held in the mountains of northwest North Carolina at the Moravian Church’s Laurel Ridge Camp, Conference and Retreat Center. It was an outdoor wedding and Adam & Kat must have had a direct line to you-know-who because the weather was perfect.  The ceremony itself was beautiful, held as it was on a mountain meadow and evident as it was that Adam and Kat couldn’t be happier.  For that matter it was evident that the family and friends in attendance couldn’t be happier for them.  Here’s to a long, happy, prosperous life together for them.

The day of the wedding I was up early to go golfing with my uncles Frank and Ken and my cousin Jeff.  That’s how I was able to see the sunrise and snap a couple of pictures I’m pasting below.

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links for 2007-10-16

History of Religion

I came across this very cool site called Maps of War (via Boing Boing) and found the map you see below.  It depicts the spread of various religions throughout recorded history.  This is a fantastic tool to grasp both the historical relevance of religions and their scope.  You’ll notice that in the grand scheme of things Christianity and Islam are "johnny come lately" and their spread has largely occurred in the recent past.