Mona Herold Vanni
October 14, 1912 to April 11, 1996
You spent your life expressing animosity for nearly every person you
encountered, including your children. Within hours of his death, you
even managed to declare your husband of fifty-seven years unsuited to
being either a spouse or a father. Hopefully, you are now insulated
from all the dissatisfaction you found in human relationships.
Buddy, Jackie and Mike
I think I’m gonna write my own epitaph, thanks very much.