Will wonders never cease?  The President of Iran has his own blog (found via Lex), and you can even read it in English if you click on the little AmeriBrit flag icon.  I tried to read it in his native language but all the little squiggly lines made my eyes hurt and I couldn’t figure out if I was supposed to read left to right or right to left, which, oddly enough, made me think of POTUS.

Supposedly POTUS is reading while on his abbreviated two-week vacation, but I was wondering if given the opportunity, and the ability to type, he would be up for blogging?  Of course he would face challenges, like:

• Determining the proper way to spell "nucular."
• Figuring out that "PC" is not necessarily a Republican epithet, and thus does need to be turned on to get to that hairy little internet thing.
• Finding a way to carve out some time to spend with Ted Stevens so he can get tutored on that whole "internet is a series of tubes" thing.
• Having someone explain that "QWERTY" has nothing to do with gays or the military.

Once he overcomes those obstacles he’d then have to think of what he’d name his blog.  Here are some possibilities:

• Touched by Bush
• Heckuva Job Bushie
• The Bushmeister
• Dick?
• Tony’s Pimp
• Bring ‘Em On
• Git’r Done
• Decider Boy
• Fool Me Once…
• Bushwhacked

And what tags would POTUS use?  Well, there’s:

• Boo!
• What mistakes?
• Ask Dick
• Toastmasters DC Chapter
• WMD! WMD!
• Osama who?
• I got Saddam Daddy!
• Heckuva Job Rummy!

Suggestions?