I Know One of People’s Hottest Bachelor’s for 2006

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Archie_kaoThat guy to the left is Archie Kao who was in my fraternity (Sigma Chi at George Mason University) back in the day.  Archie was a great guy to know in school for many reasons including the fact that he was an absolute "chick magnet."  He and a bunch of the other guys in the fraternity helped us put on some of the best parties on campus in terms of the women in attendance, which didn’t hurt when rush season came around.  Archie was also president of the student government and a great guy in general.

Now he’s been selected as one of People Magazine’s hottest bachelors for 2006.  That selection helped him end up on the Today show earlier this week as part of a very, uh, interesting "dating game" bit with Al Roker.  Despite the decidedly "in touch with his feminine side" slant of the quotes attributed to Archie he has yet to catch the ration of s*** I’d expect from all our fraternity alums who participate in email exchanges, but I expect that to change.  Or maybe not: I think most of us who are married with children and rapidly entering middle age are probably just a little bit in awe of Archie’s continued success in the bachelorhood field.

If you know a fine lady who likes daytime activities (Archie: "I like daytime activities. On one date we played tennis, then went to
a museum. Another girl took me sea kayaking. It was amazing.") and has "Oprah-esque qualities" point her Archie’s way.  Help bring him over to the new fraternity of marital obligation and parental oblivion.


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1 thought on “I Know One of People’s Hottest Bachelor’s for 2006

  1. Bourbon's avatarBourbon

    I picked up on him talking about his puppies – raising a puppy being challenging. Funny how people who don’t have kids always talk about what a challenge taking care of dogs is, and how much they love their dogs. Then, when kids come along, it’s like “what dogs?”
    Also, I’m in IT and get IT trade rags like “Information Week”. Archie’s been in a couple of adds for IBM – in front of a row of servers … as if he would know what a Server is.
    I also get a kick our of the technical things he says on CSI.
    Not to knock Archie – I’m insanely jealous – hobnobbing with celebs, single in LA, probably a $4|+load more money than I have, younger, in shape and better looking.
    Love you Arch. Way proud of you – way to go! (Except for the “Opra-Esque” thing …) Then again, if OpraEsque means the chick has a few Billion tucked away, I’m with you!

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