I Know Who the Next Victim of Wiretapping is Going to Be

Since the current administration, "The Bushites", seem to have no sense of humor I have a feeling that they won’t appreciate being satirized which leads me to believe that the person(s?) behind Fafblog are about to get ‘tapped.  Why? Well, when you pen a satirical piece and title it "Our Omnipotent President" you’re bound to attract attention from some ticked-off Bushites.

The piece is in Q&A form; here’s my favorites:

Q. Can the president spy on me without a warrant?
A. The president would never, ever spy on you, unless you’re talking to a terrorist.
Q. That sounds reasonable!
A.
Or an associate of a terrorist or a suspected associate of a terrorist
or a possible suspected relative of a member of an affiliate of a
terrorist or someone with a name that’s spelled like a terrorist’s or
someone who’s been mistakenly identified as a terrorist by an NSA
algorithm.
Q. That sounds like I should look into switching to smoke signals.
A. Well if you want, the president can stop the illegal wiretapping just for you.
Q. Really? Well thanks, that’d be great!
A. And then the terrorists can come and eat you.
Q. Wait! What?
A.
Cause without the wiretaps there’s nothin to stop the terrorists from
eatin you, yknow. The terrorists and their army of bees.
Q. Oh no! I’m allergic to terrorists AND bees!
A. Oh that’s too bad, cause now the president hasta stop the illegal wiretaps and let alllll those terrorist bees eat you.
Q. Quick! Put the wiretaps back, put the wiretaps back!
A. No no, you just said you wanna get eaten. Eaten by terrorist bees.
Q. I change my mind! Please let the president wiretap me, pleeeease.
A. I dunno…
Q. Please, I can change! I DO believe in terror, I DO believe in terror!
A. Oh, alright. But just this once!
Q. It’s a Nine-Elevenmas miracle!

Found via Boing Boing.


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