I’m not asking the question, but since we have Fox News I don’t have to now do I?

I don’t know, maybe the fuss has something to do with that little get-together they have in Europe where they eat croutons and discuss how to treat soldiers and civilians in a time of war and other stuff.  You know, it’s called the Munich Meeting or the Bern Bash or something like that.  No, wait, I’ve got it.  It’s the Geneva Conventions.  Yeah, that’s it.

Wadda you mean it’s not an actual convention in Geneva?  You mean there aren’t any booth babes, or little giveaways or raffles for an iPod? I’m so confused.

Via Wonkette.com, found via Fark.com.