Results of a study on human sexuality have revealed that university educated women are less likely to experience an orgasm than women with only a high-school diploma.  One of the study’s co-authors then makes this silly statement:

"It may well be that highly educated women are different from
less-educated women in many respects. Maybe they have higher standards
. . . higher expectations and legitimately lower evaluations. They may
be living much busier, much more stressful lives," said William Fisher,
a professor of psychology and obstetrics and gynecology at the
University of Western Ontario who is a co-author of the paper.

Sorry pal, I don’t think it takes a degree to have high expectations when you get your freak on, and I find it hard to believe that someone without a university degree has a less stressful life than someone who does.  Something about that diploma getting you better jobs, more money and all that.

The study also has some "no-duh" findings like the fact that married women have a lower sex drive than single women and having children has a certain dampening effect on the old libido, but there are a couple of other surprises in there.  Go check out the article here.

You just know that you’re gonna hear something about this on Leno or Letterman.