Monthly Archives: May 2005

Power Lunch with Four Third Graders

I had lunch yesterday with my youngest son and three of his friends in their school cafeteria.  One half hour of learning for yours truly, including:

  • Nine year old boys know what french kissing is and will be happy to describe it to you in graphic detail.  Of course their point of reference is some un-named movie where an alien disguised as a woman disembowels her "boybriend" with her tongue while engaging him with a french lip-lock.  Being an experienced father of three I decide not to point out the metaphoric properties of their version of a french kiss and just let it rest.
  • If you’re uncomfortable with a topic of conversation just wait five seconds since you’ll be on another subject anyway.
  • Nine year old boys now have girlfriends.  Some even have multiple girlfriends.  I was tempted to point out the inherent danger (hell hath no fury, yada, yada, yada) but decided they’d learn on their own soon enough.
  • Nine year old boys are still gross.  Cows don’t regurgitate as much as these guys.
  • I don’t know diddly squat about video games any more.
  • All business people should go back to an elementary school cafeteria for a refresher course in trading.  Markets define themselves on the fly…1/4 piece of pizza for 12 Doritos, 10 french fries for a cookie…no wait I’ve changed my mind I think 12 fries would be more fair, and so on until a win-win is achieved.  And no anymosity or b.s.ing.
  • Nine year olds are honest, brutally honest.  A certain girl is "stupid", a certain boy is a dork, I’m not particularly well groomed, you get the idea.
  • Burping, farting and such are still funny.
  • Adults need naps after power lunches with third graders.

Having “Hooker” in a Headline Will Help Drive Traffic

My hometown paper, the Winston-Salem Journal, probably saw a nice traffic spike yesterday (Saturday, May 14, 2005).  Since there’s a local furniture company named Hooker they were able to run this article with the headline "Hooker expects up to 7% drop in sales." 

Of course this caught the attention of my favorite sophomoric-humor-weblog, Fark.com, which linked to the story with its own, somewhat more suggestive headline: "Hooker expects up to seven percent drop in business due to wood shortage."

Links from Fark.com have been known to crash sites due to the traffic crush, so my hat’s off to the webguys at the Journal. (Hi Joe.)

More Politicians Blog

Doug Kenline just commented on a previous post to tell me about a little blog initiative he’s boilerplating here.  Has some links to lawmakers who are currently blogging, and a stated mission to get all legislators in all 50 states blogging.

One observation: if audio blogging (i.e. Podcasting) really takes off you won’t have any problem getting any of these guys or gals involved.  I think the only reason they aren’t all blogging already is that most of them either can’t type or have no idea now to use their computers beyond firing off memos using Word.

CNN: Canned Negligible Network

The story about the Tony Blair memo which was broken by the London Times days ago (I posted this about the story on Monday, May 9 and I found it through RawStory which referenced the letter from 88 members of Congress to the President that was dated May 5) but CNN is just getting around to posting it here on May 11 at 7:36 p.m (2336 GMT).

The story was broken by the London Times on May 1!  That’s a ten day lag, and CNN added no original reporting to their story.  When I think of all the possible explanations for this I can only come up with these (followed by reaction):

  • They didn’t feel the story was newsworthy — And the Runaway Bride was?
  • They needed time to fact-check — 10 days?  Who’s doing the checking, a tortoise?
  • They wanted to flesh out the story — Where’s the beef?

The headline for this story appeared as the first item in "More News" on CNN’s home page; the second headline was "Culkin: Jackson ‘never’ molested me."

Adios CNN.

***Update***
As of 12:50 a.m. on May 12 I can’t find any mention of this story on the New York Times site, USA Today’s site or the Washington Post site. Maybe I’m tired and not looking in the right places, but I can’t even find a sentence in their politics section. 

Is this really not a story?  Written proof that the Prime Minister of Great Britain and his team stated that the US and Britain had to "create" the conditions to justify a war. This isn’t a story?

Let’s look at it his way: President Bush’s best international buddy, his staunchest ally, is essentially admitting to conspiring with the President’s team to "create" conditions to sell the war to the American and British public (not to mention Parliament, Congress and the UN).  Then 88 (89?) members of congress sent a letter to the President asking him to explain his position.  In their letter they highlight these points from the leaked document reported by the London Times:

  • Prime Minister Tony Blair chaired a July 2002 meeting, at which he discussed military
    options, having already committed himself to supporting President Bush’s plans for
    invading Iraq.
  • British Foreign Secretary Jack Straw acknowledged that the case for war was “thin” as
    “Saddam was not threatening his neighbours and his WMD capability was less than that
    of Libya, North Korea, or Iran.”
  • A separate secret briefing for the meeting said that Britain and America had to “create”
    conditions to justify a war.
  • A British official “reported on his recent talks in Washington. There was a perceptible
    shift in attitude. Military action was now seen as inevitable. Bush wanted to remove Saddam, through military action, justified by the conjunction of terrorism and WMD. But
    the intelligence and facts were being fixed around the policy.”

Which leads the members of Congress to ask these very relevant questions:

  • Do you or anyone in your Administration dispute the accuracy of the leaked document?
  • Did you or anyone in your Administration obtain Britain’s commitment to invade prior to this time? Were arrangements being made, including the recruitment of allies, before you sought
    Congressional authorization go to war?
  • Was there an effort to create an ultimatum about weapons inspectors in order to help with
    the justification for the war as the minutes indicate?
  • At what point in time did you and Prime Minister Blair first agree it was necessary to
    invade Iraq?
  • Was there a coordinated effort with the U.S. intelligence community and/or British
    officials to “fix” the intelligence and facts around the policy as the leaked document
    states?

Granted all of these members of Congress have political motivations for asking these questions, but I ask again, "How is this not a story worthy of at least ‘National’ page or ‘Washington’ page coverage in the major media outlets?"

CNN isn’t the only "negligible" source in this case.

Open Invitation to All Winston-Salem, Forsyth County Elected Officials

If you’re an elected official from Forsyth County or Winston-Salem and
are interested in having your own blog I’ll be happy to host it for you
and even train you to use it.  Just shoot me an email.

I’m making this offer for a few reasons:

  1. Blogs are a great way to communicate with your constituents.  If you want feedback, this is a great way to get it.
  2. Blogs are easy to use once you know how.
  3. We in Forsyth are being left in the dust by the folks in Guilford County.  Frankly it’s embarassing, especially considering it’s Guilford County.  (I’m kidding!)
  4. I just finished reading a book that reminded me, among other things, of the importance of civic duty.  This is one of the best ways I can think of to get involved in the community and "give back" as they say.

Now I have no idea if there’s some law or rule against an elected official taking me up on an offer of this kind, but if there is I’d appreciate it if someone would let me know.  Barring that I hope to hear from some of you soon!