Okay, I have to admit I’m a sucker for what my mom calls "dirty little boy" humor.  Still this should be funny to most, and thanks to Rob Jeppsen for emailing it to me:

PHARMACOLOGY

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names — a trade name
and a generic name. For example, the trade name Tylenol is acetaminophen.
Aleve is known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.

The Saskatchewan FDA has been reconsidering the generic name
for Viagra. After consideration by a team of government experts, it
recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also
considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix
and of course ibepokin.

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it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself\r\na stiff one.

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just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the\r\nnew concoction

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by the name of "Mount &Do".

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soon be
available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola
as a power
beverage, suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi’s proposed ad
campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives a new meaning to the names of cocktails,
highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the
new concoction by the name of "Mount &Do".

The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures
must be fully
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