When the headline reads:

Drunk, Naked Man Spends Night In Stranger's Vehicle

And the first paragraph reads:

Police in Wilkesboro said a man who got drunk at the Sagebrush restaurant on Thursday evening caused $600 in damage to a vehicle that he spent the night in at the Red Carpet Inn.

Do you really want to know the rest of the story?

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