The news really is the greatest source of entertainment.  Exhibit A is a pastor in North Carolina who's going to lead a Bible burning on Halloween:

Pastor Marc Grizzard told Asheville TV station WLOS that the King James version of the Bible is the only one his small western North Carolina church follows.

He said all other versions, such as the Living Bible, are "satanic" and "perversions" of God's word.

On Halloween night, Grizzard and the 14 members of the Amazing Grace Baptist Church also will burn music and books by Christian authors, such as Billy Graham and Rick Warren.

Redefines "fire and brimstone" doesn't it?