A Couple of Good Headlines

Fark has a couple of good headlines today:

"New York City to end fiscal year with $3.2 billion surplus. Plans to give it all to the Yankees in hopes of buying a decent team"

"Runaway bride offers apology. CNN yet to apologize for deeming this newsworthy"

"Hard-hitting investigative journalists discover recent phenomenon of lawmakers flying on corporate jets" – which links to this story on MSNBC.

There’s more so just go to their website to enjoy them.  (Mom, don’t go if you don’t want to see pictures of scantily clad women, etc.  The site IS run by a 20- or 30-something year old dude.)

One More Way I Screwed Up My Kids

I just read this little piece about a new study that shows that by throwing a ball slowly to your kid to hit you aren’t helping them at all.  It appears that kids’ brains aren’t wired for slow motion, so by throwing the ball faster you make it easier for them to hit.

"When
you throw something slowly to a child, you think you’re doing them a
favor by trying to be helpful," said Terri Lewis, professor of
psychology at McMaster University. "Slow balls actually appear
stationary to a child."

Add a little speed to the pitch, Lewis and her colleagues suggest, and the child is able to judge its speed more accurately.

"Our brain has very few neurons that deal specifically with slow
motion and many neurons that deal with faster motion," Lewis said.
"Even adults are worse at slow speeds than they are at faster speeds."

To my kids: sorry for setting your baseball careers back who-knows-how-long.

Oh, and I guess this helps explain the success of the old Eephus pitch and my amazingly low slow-pitch softball batting average.

Okay, I’m the Dumbest Person in the Room

I’m currently in D.C. working at the International Conference on Intelligence Analysis.  Because of my work with Society of Competitive Intelligence Professionals I’m used to working with some very smart people, but this crowd is, well, special.

Last night they had a poster session, which is basically a bunch of people standing at a table with a little three panel posterboard on it (imagine an elementary school science fair and you begin to get the picture) and then explaining their hypotheses to the attendees.  Oh, and it doubled as a networking reception.  Like I said, this is a special crowd.

Walking around this thing, listening to the assorted PhD.s talk about their newest algorithm that will allow intelligence analysts to more easily identify the meaning in some terrorist cell’s gazilion email messages caused me to really regret not paying more attention during my high school trig class.  I doubt it would have helped though; these people were way out of my league.  Which, when you think about it, is probably damning them with faint praise!

More on this event later.

Who Cares if Newspapers Die?

Lots is being written these days about the newspaper industry.  As I’ve mentioned before I’m very impressed with what the Greensboro News & Record is doing with blogs, posting "Letters to the Editor" online and allowing comments (talk about free entertainment), opening their "pages" to the masses, etc.  So when their editor posts something on his blog about the newspaper business I read it, and then start thinking about it.

So after lots of thinking, starting and then deleting lots of posts about it, and finally just deciding I don’t know what I think about it, here’s what I’ve finally come up with about the newspaper business:

  1. We have to stop thinking of it as the "newspaper" business.  In this day and age almost all newspapers are part of a larger media company, and as such the newspapers are really a piece of a media portfolio.
  2. "Newspaper" is not synonymous "journalism."  One component of newspapers is journalism, but a newspaper is really a delivery vehicle for some journalistic pieces, some editorial pieces and (increasingly less) advertising.
  3. Not all employees of newspaper (media) companies have the same goals. Journalists want one thing, ad reps another, and publishers something else.  What they have in common is that they want to stay in business, but they have a hard time agreeing on how to do that.
  4. Newspaper publishers, or at least their parent companies, need not worry about declining circulation in and of itself.  They simply need to take whatever strategic direction allows them to wield the same influence in the community that the newspapers have traditionally enjoyed.  In fact I’m sure they would love to trade the capital expense that is the printing press for a bank of ever cheaper servers.
  5. Journalists shouldn’t care one iota if the newspaper itself survives.  What they need to worry about is retaining their influence as the interpreter, the fact checker, the "trusted source."  They need to realize that they are just like every other professional out there: their name and reputation means everything.  They’ve been losing ground on the "trusted" front, but we still count on journalists to interpret the big stories for us, and we still need their investigative skills and inherent skepticism (at least the good ones).
  6. To make sure that they don’t lose any more ground in the respectability arena journalists must effectively distance themselves from the columnists and entertainers (Coulter, Will, Cohen) and educate the average consumer on the difference between journalists and the rest.
  7. Journalists also need to train themselves to utilize the new media that is out there to tell their stories better and more effectively.  They need to understand that while the written word is still their most powerful and effective medium, in the future it will be necessary to augment the written word with audio, video, graphics and probably as-yet-unconceived tool.
  8. The news media industry is going to start resembling the movie industry.  By that I mean that instead of the traditional corporate structure where there’s an HQ with publishers, editors, reporters, photographers and graphics people housed together and augmented with a stable of freelancers there will essentially be an HQ with managers.  Managers will then pull together their product using a pool of professionals on an as needed basis.
    And the pool of professionals will increasingly be working with raw materials supplied by the public, the "citizen journalists" that everyone talks about. (I’ll detail some of my imagined scenarios in a later post).
  9. Editors, writers, photographers, graphics folks (i.e. ‘the talent’) will need to be very entrepreneurial to survive.  (Dana Blankenhorn has been saying this for a while).  But those that do survive will thrive because they will no longer be beholden to one employer; they can hire themselves out to the highest bidder.  **Editors might actually be the managers that I mention in point 7.**
  10. The news media companies will enjoy ever higher profits.  While they’ve lost significant ad revenue to Google and Yahoo! they still have the opportunity to dominate local advertising.  I think they’ll figure it out and will do exactly that.

Okay, enough for now.  That’s as far as my thinking has gone.

Budding Poet Laureate

My youngest son, Justin, is third grader and an avid reader.  Actually he is a devourer of books.  Until this year, though, he hasn’t had cause to do much writing.  Well, his teacher, Mrs. Brown, has changed that.

Below is the text from one of Justin’s recent assignments.  He was to write a story using some of the words from his weekly spelling list and this is what he created (spelling words underlined):

Once I did not know what to do.  I didn’t know where I was for that long while. There was a person with a long whip.  That wasn’t a very warm welcome. I would have weeped if it wasn’t for something that caught my eye.

I think this definitely qualifies Justin as the poet laureate of the Lowder clan, puts his hat in the ring for poet laureate of North Carolina and, my apologies to Billy the Blogging Poet, but I think his days as the "blogging poet laureate" may be numbered!

$4 a Pound for Poop? – It Gets Worse

From the same issue of Cool News of the Day referenced in the previous post, here’s another luxury category they’ve identified:


These days, at least in Geoffrey’s neighborhood, goatskin gardeners would be appalled by anything less than Smith & Hawken
brand "implements … even these have lost a little cache lately. The
real status tools are made by a Dutch concern called Sneeboer &
Sons, sneeboer.com. They are
stainless steel and hand forged, and you pay a premium for them that
you would for a Lexus." Of course, as Geoffrey points out: "I believe
my dirt will not notice whether it is being turned by a True Value fork
or a Sneeboer." Ha! Oh, but about that dirt — it’s not dirt, actually.
It’s soil. And for fertilizer, well, it "must have passed through some
creature’s large intestine — or have been composted from organic
material," available commercially as "MooDoo", "ZooDoo", and "The Real Poop."

If that’s too pedestrian, you can spring for some Peruvian Seabird Guano or Indonesian Bat Guano
— at $4 a pound. How long before Starbucks is selling this stuff? Then
there’s the matter of the seeds: "A few packages of Burpee’s best, burpee.com,
bought at the local fuel and feed, might have been all right for your
parents’ generation, but they just won’t do now," writes Geoffrey, who
went online to order heirloom tomato seeds called "Brandywine from
Johnny’s Selected Seeds, johnnyseeds.com, in Winslow, Maine.

Methinks armageddon is upon us.

$635 Pair of Jeans: People Really are Stupid

I read an article in Cool News of the Day today (which referenced a New York Times article in the April 21, 2005 issue) about some companies that have targeted the luxury jeans market.  Now if you thought that we children of the 80s were silly with our designer jeans, check this out:

 …Technically, "luxury jeans" is any pair priced at $75 or
more. In reality, the heart of the market seems to reside above the
$200 point, with some jeans, such as the Evisu brand, evisu.com,
from Japan, commanding $635. What’s intriguing is that the allure jeans
like Evisu seems to have perhaps less to do with the price or even how
they’re designed than with their relative obscurity. Listen to Collette
Leonard, who says she would buy a $500 pair of jeans in a blink: "It’s
just a pair of jeans, I realize that," she says, adding: "But … I’d
much rather go out and find something unique that you’re not going to
see on every girl in New York." Which means, obviously, that she’d
better not see those jeans on Jennifer Aniston, either.

The key, then, is to make sure that the jeans are instantly
recognizable as unrecognizable. Oddly, most jeanmakers go about this
the same way: "Everybody adds a story, a trick, a gimmick, a hook, a
twisted seam, a nontwisted seam, a selvage detail, chasing the next
thing out there that is that much better," says Thomas George of E
Street Denim, estreetdenim.com, a retailer.  "But the reality is that there’s nothing left to design in a jean." So, take your pick of Tsubi ($319) or True Religion ($359) or  Chip & Pepper
($275).

I don’t know where to begin, so I won’t.