Celeste Attracts Customer Service Ding-Dongs Like Bees to Honey

Celeste and I moved our family to Winston-Salem from the Washington, D.C. suburbs in July of ’04.  After living here for about 15 months we’ve noticed that as a rule the clerks, waiters and other "customer-facing" people we deal with when we shop/dine out in Winston-Salem are a lot friendlier and more helpful than those we dealt with in D.C.  Of course there are always exceptions that prove the rule, and then there are the customer support people on a phone somewhere else in the world to which the rule doesn’t apply in the first place.  Unfortunately Celeste attracts these "exceptions" like bees to honey.

Example 1:  On September 9 Celeste stopped by the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Hanes Mall Blvd (actual address is 140 Hanes Square Circle, Winston Salem, NC 27103) to get two buckets of chicken for our son’s birthday party.  She placed her order around 4:30 and was told that there wasn’t enough chicken ready and she’d have to wait while they cooked it.  She said fine and plopped down at a seat in front of the counter to wait while sipping on a complimentary soda she was offered by one of the clerks.

Forty-five minutes passed and still no chicken.  By this time there had been a shift change and because the wait had been so long Celeste’s order had been knocked off the computer screen.  When she asked one of the new shift workers about the status of her order they couldn’t find it, of course.  So Celeste showed them her receipt and the young woman told her she’d get right on it, and then proceeded to fill a bunch of drive-through orders.

As another of the employees finally got working on the order Celeste talked to the manager and filled her in on the situation.  When Celeste asked if there was anything the manager could do (discount on the food, complimentary side item, or some other kind of gesture) the manager said (I’m paraphrasing), "So you don’t want your chicken?"  To which Celeste replied, "Yes I want my chicken that I’ve been waiting over 45 minutes for, but I was wondering if there was something you could do since I had to wait so long."  The manager said something like, "Maam if you’re getting your chicken then there’s nothing I can do.  I can refund your money if you don’t want your chicken, but that’s it."

Now there’s nothing in the law that says that this manager had to do anything for Celeste, but one of her company’s selling points is that the food is served relatively quickly.  I think any of us would understand a 20 minute delay in delivering two buckets of chicken, but by the time Celeste got the chicken it had been close to an hour.  That’s just unacceptable.  What’s even more unacceptable is that the manager didn’t even try to help Celeste, who was as much put off by the woman’s brusk manner as by the fact that she had to wait so long and watch plenty of other orders get delivered while she waited for hers.   So the least the woman could have done was say "I’m sorry" which she never did, and then maybe thrown in some side items as a good faith gesture.  As it is there’s no way we’re ever going back there and I can tell you that every friend and family member we have in town has heard, or will hear the story.

Example 2: Rooms-to-Go.  In July we purchased some living room furniture from Rooms-to-Go.  We like the furniture, it was delivered when promised and when we found a piece broken on our new coffee table they sent someone out to take care of it.  No problems so far.

Then Celeste paid the first monthly bill online.  Now let me preface this by saying that we got an 18-month, no interest, no minimum payment financing deal when we bought the furniture.  We do this all the time with purchases, and we just make sure we have everything paid off by the time it is due so the interest doesn’t kick in.  Celeste handles all our financial stuff, so she figures out how much we need to pay each month and then makes those payments religiously.

So, Celeste got on line and made the first installment via the Roooms-to-Go (actually GE Credit) website.  Unfortunately she put missed a digit in our account number when she typed it in and the account couldn’t be found by our bank when the creditor submitted the payment info (we didn’t know this until much later, read on for details).  That was on September 14.  On Friday, September 23 we got a letter saying that the creditor had the payment returned by the bank and they were charging us $29 and now our status had been changed to active and we had minimum payments and interest.

Yesterday (Monday, September 26) Celeste called the customer service number provided in the letter and spoke to a man in the customer service department.  He immediately created problems when Celeste told him the situation and his reply was, "Maam, I don’t know anything about website stuff."  Huh?

Then when Celeste got through to him that she had a confirmation number for the transaction he said, "I can’t do anything without a tracking number" and Celeste said, through clenched teeth, "Well, maybe my confirmation number is a tracking number, why don’t we try" and ‘lo and behold it worked.  At this point he started telling Celeste that it’s not their fault that the payment didn’t go through and that we need to talk to our bank, but unfortunately he wouldn’t tell Celeste what the problem with the transaction was.  She asked him several times if he could tell her what the information she had submitted was, but he wouldn’t tell her.

Eventually he told Celeste that he would waive the $29 fee but that’s all he could do.  We’d have to get the payment situation resolved with our bank, and he reiterated that it wasn’t their fault.  At this point Celeste couldn’t take any more and she ended the call.

We were sitting in my office while this whole thing was going on, and I heard it all.  I wasn’t happy that our payment status had been changed even though:

  1. We weren’t required to make any payment at all until next September.
  2. We’d made a payment, but due to some as yet unkown error, our payment hadn’t been accepted.

So I got on the phone and called them back.  I got through to another rep, a nice young woman named Tracy.  I explained the situation to her and asked her why our payment status had been changed.  She explained that their payment system had automatically changed our status when the payment was refused, and that she’d be happy to change it back to the "promotional" status.  Then she offered to help us figure out what went wrong.  She said, "I can’t give you any information but if you read me your bank account number then I can tell you if it matches what your wife entered."  I read the account number and she told me that Celeste had missed a number and which one it was.

We ended the call with me very thankful and bemused.  I was bemused because when it comes to customer service I always seem to get the competent, friendly folks and Celeste gets the ding-dongs.

Back to the original point.  Before we moved here I don’t think we would have noticed these issues, but we’ve become accustomed to the superior hospitality the people in Winston-Salem offer.  Now when we get these ding-dongs they stick out like a sore thumb, and I’m glad that we don’t have to deal with them too often.

Reading List September 23, 2005

  • Reed’s Law (A VC) – Some serious math jockeying as it relates to the calculating the value of networks.  Put on your beanie, cause you’ll need it to grasp this one.
  • Web 2.0 Doesn’t Does Exist, eBay + Skype, and Network Scale Economies (BubbleGeneration via A VC) – Okay, you’ll really need the beanie for this one.  It’s the basis for the A VC post I linked to above, and it’s basically about the math behind the network effect.  I think I get about 10% of it.
  • Blogonomics (BubbleGeneration) – We think of blogs as free, but they are not.  As the author points out it takes time and effort to find new blogs worth reading and that is a "cost."  That’s why most peoples daily reading ossifies.
  • Complaint Letter of the Year (Puree Soiree) – Only a Brit could write a complaint letter this good…or bad depending on how you look at it.

Wish I’d Thought of That: Version 8 Gazillion

This is a business I’ve seen mentioned on about a jillion blogs, websites, etc.  It’s SaveMyAss.com and it’s one of those things that makes you wonder, "Now why in the hell didn’t I think of that?"

Here’s the first sentence from their website: "
SaveMyAss is a personal assistant that keeps your girlfriend or wife happy
by sending her flowers on your behalf.
We make sure you never miss Valentines day, her birthday, or your anniversary (again),
and you will surprise her with "just because" flowers on a regular but semi-random basis."

Brilliant.

That Was Close

David Crawford was running in the Republican primary for the Southwest ward of Winston-Salem.  I say he was because he withdrew from the primary yesterday after the Winston-Salem Journal discovered that the address he gave the Forsyth County Board of Elections was his former business address, so he can’t meet the residency requirement.  From the story:

He acknowledged
yesterday that he has no permanent address and that he was not aware of
the rules that require a candidate for office to live in the ward that
he intends to represent.

"Even though I’m
living in Winston, on the streets basically, I have to have a physical
address," he said. "I don’t really have that."

Great googly-moogly!  Can you imagine what would have happened if this guy had won the primary?  The Southwest ward Republicans would have been represented by a guy who is either so dumb that he doesn’t even know the most basic rules that apply to his new "job" or he’s such a bad liar that he can’t come up with something better than (I’m paraphrasing here), "Well I live there, but like, I don’t really have a street address so I kind of just, you know, live on the street."

Later in the story we learn that "Crawford, a
self-employed computer technician and a senior vice president with
Sigla Furniture Co. in High Point, had been making his first run for
public office."

Now, this is a little confusing because according to the article Mr. Crawford is both self-employed and a senior VP at a local company.  Is the computer thing a side job or is he the former senior VP?  If he is indeed the senior VP  then obviously his statement that he’s living on the street is even more far-fetched.  Not many senior VPs are living on the streets, know what I mean?

So yes it was close.  We almost had another politician who was either a bad liar or incredibly dumb.  We’ve already got plenty of those around.

Reading List September 22, 2005

  • Transparency Please (A VC) – Fred Wilson doesn’t want John Roberts to be confirmed as Chief Justice because he didn’t answer questions about his personal opinions on matters that may come before the court.  Fred’s tired of all the obfuscation in DC, as am I.
  • Surreal In-Flight Programming (Rexblog) – Rex writes a post about how some of the passengers on the JetBlue flight that was having landing gear problems yesterday were watching the whole thing unfold on their TVs. (JetBlue has screens on the backs of all its seats and provides free satellite TV).
  • Who’s Grass is Greener? (Gotriad) – Which city has a better social scene, Winston-Salem or Greensboro?  A resident from each city debates that issue, and interestingly the Greensboro resident likes Winston-Salem better and vice versa for the Winston-Salem resident.

Reading List September 21, 2005

  • Maybe You Should Decide (Micropersuasion) – Steve wonders if he should float pitches on his blog so readers can help decide what he should publish/run.  BusinessWeek is wondering the same thing.
  • WSJ Steals Our Story, Again (paidContent) – Rafat Ali is ticked off that the Wall Street Journal picked up a story he broke and didn’t attribute him.  Go get ’em Rafat.
  • Google Defends Self on Blog (John Battelle’s SearchBlog) – Google is being sued by Authors Guild and defends its position on its blog.
  • Who Will Audit the Red Cross? (Moore’s Lore) – Dana Blankenhorn would like to know if how the Red Cross is doing in response to Katrina.  Stories about problems are beginning to surface and he rightly asks if their true and if anyone is keeping an eye on them.
  • Google Flattens the World (Moore’s Lore) – Dana doesn’t think Google’s recent moves are aimed at taking on Microsoft, rather they are aimed at taking on the entire computing-telecommunications complex.
  • Guilt the Gift that Keeps on Giving (Michael’s Corner) – Via Patrick Eakes I found this Greensboro-based blog and I’m now a subscriber.  Michael’s take on guilt as a parenting tool is really making me think. 
  • Continued Demise of the Old Media (The Third Rail) – John Trainer thinks the New York Times has screwed up: "’All the news that’s fit to print’ just doesn’t work any more.
    It wouldn’t have been so difficult for you to plug yourselves into the new mainstream – the Washington Post did it by creating blog links that referenced most every blogger who, in turn, referenced one of the Post’s stories. Too liberal, too conservative, that’s not the question. Just simple tit for tat. Engagement, not detachment. The public is now apparently demanding ‘All the news that fits, we print.’"
  • True Genius: Kevin Murphy Wins MacArthur "Genius" Award" (Freakonomics) – Kevin Murphy is a colleague of Steven Leavitt’s and Steven isn’t bashful in his praise of the man who was recently named a MacArthur Fellow.
  • Exploding TV (Jeff Jarvis) – Jeff talks about the Viacom deal to buy iFilm (same story broken by Rafat Ali, and not properly attributed by WSJ).  According to Jeff it’s a "media changing moment."
  • Surprising Partners: Adding Blogs to an Existing Non-Profit Community (Global PR Blog Week) – Another very informative article from the online conference for the PR community.  This one focuses on the online community building efforts of the March of Dimes.
  • Blogs and Press Releases (Global PR Blog Week) – Shel Holtz argues that blogs can’t and won’t replace the venerable press release.  He doesn’t think they should, either.
  • Porn Site Offers Soldiers Free Access in Return for Photos of Dead Iraqis (Online Journalism Review) – The title’s pretty self-explanatory, but the OJR makes it even more interesting by taking a hard look at the role that the porn site is playing.  The thinking here is much more involved than you would expect.

2005 MacArthur Fellows Average Age

I was reading through the list of MacArthur Fellows and noticed that a lot of them are in their 30s and with a shock realized that they were younger than me. I’ve always wondered how I would feel the first time I saw a doctor younger than me (hasn’t happened yet), but I have a feeling it will be one of those mid-life crisis moments I’m experiencing more and more these days.

Out of curiosity I added all the ages of the Fellows together and divided that number (1,095) by the number of Fellows (25) to discover that their average age is 43.8 years.  That means I have 4.8 years before I’m past the average age for exhibiting some form of creative genius.  There’s hope!

Here’s the breakdown of the Fellows’ age by decade (20s, 30s, 40s, etc.):

  • 20s = 0
  • 30s = 11
  • 40s = 9
  • 50s = 1
  • 60s = 4

What with all the noise about the baby boomers they appear to be a bunch of slackers in the creative class (only 1 in the 50s?).  Of course it could be that as we age our creativity goes right down the toilet, and maybe if I wasn’t so lazy I’d look back at the averages from 10-20 years ago to see if the boomers were as creative in their 30s and 40s. But it’s nice for my so-called slacker generation to have something to lord over the Boomers so I’m not going to look any deeper.

Reading List September 20, 2005

  • Seth Godin’s Incomplete Guide to Blogs and the New Web (PDF file, via A VC) – Seth Godin has posted a PDF guide to blogging and it’s free.
  • Alacra Wiki (via A VC) – Alacra, an aggregator of premium business information, has a wiki.  Could be useful on the work front.
  • Wikis (A VC) – This is a good look at the value of wikis and provides links to some good wiki info.
  • Adding Your Voice to the Conversation: Why CEOs Should Blog (Global PR Blog Week 2.0 via Doc Searls) – This article provides a nice perspective on CEO blogging and also gives lots of useful links to corporate blog resources.
  • Corporate Blogging 2.0 (Blogwrite for CEOs) – Debbie Weil thinks that the 2,000 employee blogs emanating from Microsoft provide a window in the company’s true soul. Microsoft even has it’s own Deep Throat. Me thinks Debbie may be right.
  • Minipreneurs (Trendwatching.com via Jeff Jarvis) – This newsletter piece pulls together a bunch of disparate information to highlight the trend towards consumer selling via eBay and many other services.
  • Banned Books Week (Library Boy) – This post is about the American Library Association’s annual Banned Books Week. Among the top 10 most frequently challenged books in 2004 is Maya Angelou’s "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings" and John Steinbeck’s "Of Mice and Men."  Sheesh.
  • Spam Blogs (A VC) – Fred Wilson is finding more spam blogs now that Google has entered the blog search game.

Adventures in Daddydom

The last few weeks have been full of good dad stories and they are as widely varied as my respective childrens’ personalities.

First there was Michael’s (my oldest) birthday.  He turned 13…an official teenager.  Holy crap, how did we get here?  And how are we going to survive another 10 years of this?  He alternates between an amazing level of maturity and an infuriating level of childishness, seemingly on a minute-by-minute basis.  That means I never know whether to hug him or kick him in the ass.  Oh, well.

Next, there was Erin’s first soccer game of the season.  In the midst of a 10-0 defeat she twisted her knee and had to sit out half the game.  As an ex-soccer and ex-basketball player knee injuries are my worst nightmare, so I was more than a little worried about her.  That was until about an hour after the game when I found her jumping on the trampoline in the back yard.  Of course the pain returned instantly once chores were mentioned, but at least my nerves were spared.

The most entertaining moment came when Celeste took Justin, our youngest, to his appointment with the doctor last week.  It was a general check up that revealed two things: one, that he had the beginnings of a sinus infection that explained the ribbons of snot appearing on his clothes and two, that he had a pencil eraser stuck in his ear.  How long it was there we don’t know, but he reports that he’s hearing much better since the removal of the "obstruction." 

And finally to top it all off I’ve had the pleasure of taking a drawing class at Salem College with Michael the last two Mondays. Michael’s the only non-adult in the class and I was a little concerned that he’d be bored to tears, but I think he’s enjoying it.  If nothing else he has a new audience for his warped sense of humor. 

All I can say is that I’m loving every minute of the classes.  I think it’s the first thing I’ve done with any of the kids where we’re literally peers, and it has given me more great memories than I could have ever hoped for.  I’ve coached all three kids in various sports, but that’s just another patriarchal role.  The talking that Michael and I do during the drive to and from class is worth more than the tuition we paid, and working with him, comparing our drawings and sharing our frustrations is simply an amazing experience that every father should be blessed to have.  The class is scheduled for four more weeks and I’m already dreading their end, and trying to figure out what’s next.

I wish I could take credit for signing us up for the drawing class, but it was Celeste’s idea.  She doesn’t know it but when she signed us up she gave me a very early Father’s Day gift.  Now I hope I can find something equally amazing to do with Erin and Justin.

The adventures have only begun.