Money Can’t Buy Love, or Apparently an Education in DC

Having grown up in the DC area I’m well familiar with the plight of the DC public schools.  It seems that every August there were stories about the school system not being able to open certain schools because repairs weren’t finished or about schools not being habitable at all.  This year the Washington Post did an investigative piece about the schools that does a nice job of explaining what’s wrong with the DC schools.  Here’s one telling statistic from the piece:

The District spends $12,979 per pupil each year, ranking it
third-highest among the 100 largest districts in the nation. But most
of that money does not get to the classroom. D.C. schools rank first in
the share of the budget spent on administration, last in spending on
teachers and instruction.

This has been an ongoing problem for DC.  They regularly spend more money per pupil on education than surrounding counties in suburban Maryland and Virginia but their schools lag far behind.  The argument is often made that DC has a larger challenge than the suburban counties because of the huge number of impoverished and minority students, but if you compare it to Prince Georges County, MD which borders it to the east you get a good idea of exactly how bad the DC school system is. The following numbers are pulled from the Standard & Poors SchoolMatters site:

  • PG County spent $8,260 per student in 2004 compared to $12,959 for DC
  • PG County had 136,095 students vs. 72,714 for DC
  • 45% of PG County students are economically disadvantaged vs. 65% for DC
  • 10% of PG County students are disabled vs. 16% for DC

So you can see that while DC is definitely more impoverished than PG County it’s not like PG is a "rich" county.  You also see that PG only spends 2/3 of what DC spends on education per student so I’d say this is not an "apples vs. oranges" comparison.  And how do the students perform in these systems?

  • Reading proficiency: PG 59%, DC 35%
  • Math proficiency: PG 53%, DC 44%

I’m no fan of "No Child Left Behind" but it does at least give us a basic benchmark for student achievement and you can see that DC is seriously failing its kids.  PG County is below the Maryland state average, spends lots less than DC and still thumps the District in student achievement.

As you read the Post investigative piece you find lots of anecdotal evidence as to why the DC schools are so bad and I encourage you to read it, but to me the most important take away is that it is not how much you spend on education but how you allocate your spending. 

When our own school system floated a school bond last year I argued that we need to think about spending more on teachers, i.e. reducing average class size, and less on new buildings.  I’d rather my kids have a class of 15 kids in a trailer than 30 in an educational Taj Mahal.

Unfortunately for the kids of DC they don’t even get trailers.  They get to "learn" from often unqualified teachers in buildings falling down around their ears while school administrators pad their own pockets and run the system into the ground.  As the New York Times said the schools in our nation’s capital are a disgrace (thanks to Sue Polinsky for linking to the op-ed) and it’s high time that someone did something about it.

Familianthropology

Cardcallmaker
I’m adding a new category to this old blog: familianthropology.  The category is dedicated to things I find that might help explain to my children the world their parents and grandparents grew up in.  This inaugural post features an old advertisement for the "Card Callmaker" (picture to the left, found via Boing Boing) circa 1973.  Although my family didn’t have one, and I seriously doubt Celeste’s did either, this ad shows two pieces of technology my kids have not encountered: rotary dial phones and punch cards.  To be more accurate the kids have seen a rotary phone but whenever Celeste and I have tried to explain the old punch card computers the kids have looked at us like we have trees growing out of our ears.  Hopefully this will help.

Speaking of rotary phones, I was watching TNT’s The Closer the other night and noticed that the Kyra Sedgwick character has a pink rotary phone in her room.  There’s a scene where she’s calling someone and it is absolutely torturous to watch her dial, waiting for the wheel to come back to zero before dialing the next number.  How did we ever tolerate such inconvenience?

Mrs. Tarmey at Bookmarks 2007

Danielle Tarmey was one of my daughter Erin’s 5th grade teachers the year we moved to Lewisville and she was one of our son Justin’s 5th grade teachers this last year.  She and her husband, Joseph Mills, co-authored A Guide to North Carolina Wineries and they will be appearing at the Bookmarks 2007 festival this Saturday (Sep. 8) at Historic Bethabara Park.  Unfortunately Justin will be out of town, but Erin’s soccer game is in that neck of the woods on Saturday so we should get the chance to swing by and check out the festival and say hi to Mrs. Tarmey.

CelJon

Celjon
What happens when you morph two 41 year old folks who’ve been married for 15 years?  The picture to the left is the morphed pictures of my wife, Celeste, and me, Jon.  The result is CelJon.  Here’s the link to the web page that shows the original pictures and the result. I’m pretty sure our kids are grateful that this isn’t how genetics work.

Want to do your own morph?  It’s free at www.morphthing.com.

Ernest Angley King of the Televangelist Toupee Crowd

Believe it or not one of the most popular posts on this blog, out of over 1,000 posts I’ve made, is this one I did on Ernest Angley back in April, 2006.  It gets a lot of traffic from people who search the term "Ernest Angley" on Google (six people just this morning) and as you can see from the comments on my post he still has his share of supporters.

Today the folks at Boing Boing pointed to a blog called Televangelists with Toupees and that site ranked good ol’ Ernest’s mop as the number one televangelist toupee. The site claims that Ernest once offered locks of his dead wife’s hair in exchange for a donation and it also has a Youtube video of one of Ernest’s 80s era promos, but I wanted to find a video that would give you an idea of what made him the finest in unintentional late night comedy in the days before cable.  Here it is: