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Ed draws an interesting connection between municipal broadband in small towns today and rural electrification in the last century.
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The Blackwater web of influence. No surprises.
Justin’s 12

So our youngest son, Justin, turned 12 this weekend. Hard to believe, but in one year all of our kids will be teenagers. If you’d asked me last year if I felt old enough to have three teenagers I’d have said "no way." Well, having just two has aged me exponentially and I have a feeling that having a third is going to push the turbo button on the energy sapping, gray hair producing process known as parenting teenagers.
Of course that means I’m really starting to relish the waning moments of true childhood. Justin and his buddies still do the silly, juvenile things that boys are known for. Well, okay, we males never truly outgrow doing silly, juvenile things but at least it’s still appropriate for him. That means it was annoying, yet acceptable, that he and his two friends decided to reenact much of Iron Man after we left the theater on Saturday. Luckily they only came close to knocking over an AARP member four or five times while we waited in line at Kernel Kustard. It also means that it was totally understandable that after several hours of hanging out with those kids I was ready to retreat to a cave with a case of beer, not to be heard from for at least 24 hours.
Unfortunately in the next couple of years we’ll be past the age of innocence and we’ll be hip deep in teen angst on three different levels. Think about it. In three years we’ll have an 18 year old son, a 17 year old daughter and a 15 year old son. Our garage will be full of Clearasil, my psyche will be bruised from all the accusations of being a total dork who just doesn’t "get it" and our bank account will hold only a whiff of the money it used to contain. Oh, and we’ll be on the precipice of having three kids with drivers licenses, not to mention the impending drama of sending kids off to college at which point I’m pretty sure I’ll be shuttling Celeste to daily therapy sessions (she hates it when I do these "picture the future" things). Good night, I need a beer just thinking about it.
So let’s just say that running around with a few pre-teen boys, no matter how out of control they may seem, is actually something I cherish. And to be honest I’m going to miss having the "boy" Justin around. He’s a unique, wonderful kid and I’m positive he’s going to be an amazing young man, but I’d like to keep the kid around a little longer if I can. I know it’s impossible, but one can wish.
Riding Mowers in the Piedmont
Since moving to the Piedmont Triad area of North Carolina I’ve noticed that something like 98% of homeowners use a riding lawn mower rather than a push mower. I suspect that over 50% of apartment dwellers also own riding lawn mowers in anticipation of someday having a yard where they can use it, but in the meantime they tool around looking for things to cut.
I’ve also noticed that I get lots of strange looks when I mow the lawn. We have about a 1/2 acre yard (lots of landscaping so it’s not as bad as it sounds) and the fact that I would push a mower rather than ride one makes the folks around here nervous. It’s bad enough that I’ve practiced every religion under the sun, but pushing when I could ride makes me look downright un-American here in "bologna and American cheese on white bread with Miracle Whip is an exotic meal"-ville. I like pushing my mower though, because I feel I get a nice little workout in the process of doing my yard work. I also have the luxury of having a 15 year old son who can push the mower if I’m ever not in the mood, and soon his 12 year old brother will be able to pinch hit as well. They’ve been lobbying for a riding mower, but I tell them that I’m saving the money for their college funds. Little do they know that the amount spent on one riding mower would probably by one text book for them.
Anyhow, I’ve become convinced that there’s something strange in the air here. Over in Greensboro they’ve got a couple of fools riding their mowers on Wendover, which for those of you unfamiliar with Greensboro is a major thoroughfare in the city. One moron lives two miles from his office and decided to ride his mower to save on gas. Asked why he rides it to work he said it’s fun and he’s saving on gas, but apparently it never occurred to him that he might come into contact with a decidedly bigger vehicle and he could probably get to work faster if he simply walked. As for the whole safety issue, ‘lo and behold today I read over at Fec’s that another dufus on a mower was hit by a car while trying to make a left hand turn off of Wendover. If you’re looking for the exception that proves Darwin’s theory of evolution you need only look at this last case since the driver of the car is the one that had to go to the hospital; mower boy escaped without a scratch.
Only in the Piedmont.
links for 2008-05-16
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I’m constantly in search of decent watch bands that don’t crack or break. On the other hand they need to be able to get wet and it looks like this one fits the bill.
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Wi-Fi SC memory card. You can configure it to upload pictures via a wi-fi hotspot, so no need to connect to computer. Downside is that it doesn’t work with just any old hotspot; you have to configure it for specifice wi-fi connections.
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Ways to make money with your video.
The Mirical Worker
Available today, hot off the presses is my first e-book. Actually it’s more like an e-booklet. Whatever, it’s the compilation of the comments that I’ve gotten on a short piece I did on telepreacher Ernest Angley over two years ago. I titled the book "The Mirical Worker" based on the spelling of "miracle" used in one of the earliest comments to the post. Following is the introduction and a link to download the PDF file if you’re interested.
Download The Mirical Worker.pdf
Introduction
On April 10, 2006 I posted a short item about televangelist Ernest
Angley on my blog. Little did I know that of the 1,440 posts on my
blog (to date) that this would be consistently among the most
popular. I also had no way of knowing that the post would also draw
the most interesting and strange comments I’ve received on any post.
Since this post is buried in the archives of my blog and is generally
found only by people who are actively searching Google for things
about Angley I thought I’d re-produce the post and comments in a
handy little booklet.
On the following pages you will find the text of my original post
and the text of every comment that I’ve received on that post. I
have not edited or altered the comments in any way and simply copied
and pasted them from the blog. You’ll notice that Angley’s
supporters have a tendency to misspell and over-use upper case text.
In fact you’ll note that the title of this booklet comes from one of
the early commenters who misspelled “miracle”. With patience I
think you’ll find yourself entertained as you scroll through them.
For your information the original post can be found here:
http://www.jonlowder.com/2006/04/ernest_angley_s.html
I’ll be updating this booklet as more comments come in. Believe
me, more will be coming.
Enjoy!
“Republicans pretend to be conservative every day”
One of my favorite quotes of the last, well, 12 hours is this from Peggy Noonan in the Wall Street Journal:
"This was a real wakeup call for us," someone named Robert M. Duncan,
who is chairman of the Republican National Committee, told the New York
Times. This was after Mississippi. "We can’t let the Democrats take our
issues." And those issues would be? "We can’t let them pretend to be
conservatives," he continued. Why not? Republicans pretend to be
conservative every day.
I had lunch with Fec on Wednesday and he said the exact same thing. In fact he’s said the exact same thing every time we’ve had lunch, which explains his disenfranchisement -illusionment.
I’ve known a few true conservatives in my time and while the most strident of them often scare me, I find that I get along really well with them because they’re predictable. I know exactly where they stand and I know that they will consistently support their causes. Ironically I know I scare the bejeezus out of them because I often change my mind (they call me wishy-washy) and I can be swayed by effective argument. That’s a no-no to the strident on the left and the right.
For the record I usually fear the strident liberals more than the devout conservatives. Mainly it’s because I believe that the conservatives know, and admit, that they’d shoot me for the cause if necessary, but the liberals have no idea that when push comes to shove they’d not only shoot me but burn me in effigy to make sure everyone gets the point. They’d only realize it when they awake from their trance wearing a bloody shirt and reeking of gasoline, mumbling something about "loving everyone but sometimes sacrifice is necessary for the good of all man."
links for 2008-05-15
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Oh what I could do with this. Wireless video camera on a remote controlled plane. So cool.
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Holy crap, George Will has written a column that didn’t require me to consult a dictionary even once AND had me nodding in agreement (mostly).
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Fred Wilson posts some excerpts from the annual Churchill Club Dinner. Point that caught my attention: mobile phones are the future “PC”. Already in Europe they account for 8% of credit card transactions.
People My Age Shouldn’t Count on Retiring
Reading the business section this morning I was greeted with this headline: Consumer-Price Report Propels Dow Up. From the article:
The Labor Department’s report that consumer prices advanced 0.2
percent in April after rising 0.3 percent in March seemed to alleviate
investors’ worries that the recent surge in energy costs would force
prices throughout the economy to spike higher. The moderation in prices
comes despite the largest jump in food prices in 18 years.Wall Street has been concerned that higher food and energy costs are
cutting into consumers’ ability to spend. Any pullback is an unnerving
prospect for investors because consumer spending accounts for more than
two-thirds of U.S. economic activity.Marc Pado, the U.S. market strategist for Cantor Fitzgerald, said
that the tame consumer-prices reading, along with recent figures on
productivity, indicate that businesses are swallowing some of the
rising costs they face and not passing all of them to consumers.
I love people who take the long view. Right next to the "good news" article was the following headline: Price of Gas Exceeds $3.75. In that article energy analysts predict that we could see $4.00 gas within weeks. I wonder how the CPI might look next month or the month after?
But of course the CPI itself is rather flawed according to this article by Kevin Phillips. It seems that our friends working in DC have been monkeying with the numbers for decades:
Nothing, however, can match the tortured evolution of the
third key number, the somewhat misnamed Consumer Price Index. Government
economists themselves admit that the revisions during the Clinton years worked
to reduce the current inflation figures by more than a percentage point, but the
overall distortion has been considerably more severe. Just the 1983
manipulation, which substituted "owner equivalent rent" for
home-ownership costs, served to understate or reduce inflation during the recent
housing boom by 3 to 4 percentage points. Moreover, since the 1990s, the CPI has
been subjected to three other adjustments, all downward and all dubious: product
substitution (if flank steak gets too expensive, people are assumed to shift to
hamburger, but nobody is assumed to move up to filet mignon), geometric
weighting (goods and services in which costs are rising most rapidly get a lower
weighting for a presumed reduction in consumption), and, most bizarrely, hedonic
adjustment, an unusual computation by which additional quality is attributed to
a product or service.The hedonic adjustment, in particular, is as hard to estimate
as it is to take seriously. (That it was launched during the tenure of the Oval
Office’s preeminent hedonist, William Jefferson Clinton, only adds to the
absurdity.) No small part of the condemnation must lie in the timing. If quality
improvements are to be counted, that count should have begun in the 1950s and
1960s, when such products and services as air-conditioning, air travel, and
automatic transmissions—and these are just the A’s!—improved consumer
satisfaction to a comparable or greater degree than have more recent
innovations. That the change was made only in the late Nineties shrieks of
politics and opportunism, not integrity of measurement. Most of the time,
hedonic adjustment is used to reduce the effective cost of goods, which in turn
reduces the stated rate of inflation. Reversing the theory, however, the
declining quality of goods or services should adjust effective prices and
thereby add to inflation, but that side of the equation generally goes missing.
"All in all," Williams points out, "if you were to peel back
changes that were made in the CPI going back to the Carter years, you’d see that
the CPI would now be 3.5 percent to 4 percent higher"—meaning that,
because of lost CPI increases, Social Security checks would be 70 percent
greater than they currently are. (Emphasis mine)
It should come as no surprise to anyone who looks at their annual Social Security report that by the time someone my age (42) gets to retirement age we might be able to squeak out four cups of coffee at Starbucks with our monthly checks. But that’s assuming we’ll be able to retire before the age of 80. Let’s not forget that when Social Security was created the average life expectancy was much lower so they really didn’t expect many people to draw on their Social Security for very long, if at all. Now many folks are living long enough that they could go to college and earn five degrees after they retired if they wanted to.
When you think about it the average wage earner has been getting hosed for years. How many times did people get just "cost of living" increases to their wages? Every year that happens and the employer uses the governments artificially low numbers to determine the increase the wage earners get screwed. And just as compound interest has an amazing effect on investments the loss of those wage increases actually grows when you calculate the lost opportunity to earn interest on those dollars if they were saved or invested. Of course that further diminishes the potential retirement income for workers.
So here’s what you should know:
- Fudging numbers always catches up to you, whether you’re a business, a country or even a despot. The separation between actual inflation and reported inflation has been on a widely diverging track for too long and at some point reality will have to set in. For instance if you used pre-1983 criteria to calculate inflation this year it would be 12% vs. the reported 4%. At some point people are going to demand that the numbers match their daily reality and when they do it’s going to be ugly.
- If you’re under 55, are an average middle class earner and play by the rules I wouldn’t count on being able to retire comfortably until you’re at or past 70. Inflation is going to eat your fixed income alive and with the problems in the financial institutions the growth opportunities for funds aren’t looking good for the near future.
- Don’t go totally "Chicken Little" here. Things don’t look good for people in my generation partly because of demographics. That evil, massive "Boomer generation" is already starting to retire and they are going to eat a disproportionate piece of the retirement pie. If they’d die at the same age their parents and grandparents did, and if their generation of leaders hadn’t monkeyed around with the numbers so much then we wouldn’t be in this position, but they won’t and they did so here we are. We still have time to fix things for our children, the so-called "Millenials" but we better start doing something fast or they’ll be hosed too.
- Another reason to not completely lose hope is that Americans have historically shown an ability to adapt. For instance one driver of our current difficulties is higher fuel costs which impact other costs like food and goods because it costs more to bring them to market. On the flip side higher fuel prices mean that there’s now an economic incentive for the development of alternate fuel sources. So energy companies will invest in developing alternative fuel which will result in short term development costs, but those will be partially offset by new jobs created and eventually will lead to lower energy prices as more supply is created. In other words we might someday look back and say "Remember when gas was just $3.50 a gallon" but not in a longing way because we’d switched to a hydrogen car years before, the same cars developed by the once struggling GM that now dominates the market in "alternative fuel" vehicles.
- Yes, I’m a "glass half full" kind of guy.
- You should never forget that old saying, "There’s lies, damn lies and statistics."
- If you want to see what goes into calculating the CPI the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ FAQ page for the CPI is here.
Tornado Hits Closer to Home
The tornadoes that hit our area last week missed us here in Lewisville by a few miles, but one of my youngest son’s band teachers wasn’t so fortunate. We were told by our two kids that go to Meadowlark Middle that they were told that Mr. Lanning’s house was destroyed and Mr. Lanning was knocked unconscious and thrown from his house and his wife was thrown from the house as well. On the fortunate side their children escaped unscathed.
Donations are being collected by the school for Mr. Lanning and his family and I suspect the same is going on at Reagan High School where Mr. Lanning also teaches. Once I find out more info on how to help the Lannings I’ll share it here.
links for 2008-05-14
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Ken Sawka writes about companies’ tendency to focus too much on internal info and not enough on external.
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Site dedicated to business strategy that features podcasts.
