St. Simon’s Island, Charleston, SC
Repurposed Kool and the Gang LP
Every Vacation Should Include a Salvage
Last night we were cleaning up after dinner when Celeste’s Uncle Johnny got a call from his neighbor. The neighbor’s boat had sunk while tied to his dock and he was looking for some help. The three men and two teenage boys in the house made our way to the neighbor’s dock and found what looked like a lost cause to me.
The boat was on it’s side and all but the bow was under water. The tide was coming in and was pushing the boat under the floating dock. Lots of ideas were contributed (I, an English major was conspicuously silent), but Celeste’s cousin Ricky, an engineer, came up with a plan involving straps hooked to the dock’s pylons, Johnny’s boat, a couple of pieces of lumber and a lot of manpower.
Thankfully we were able to get the boat level and as the tide started to go out we were able to get the boat high enough in the water to start bailing out the boat and then get the bilge pump working. Four hours later we had it on a trailer in Johnny’s driveway and Ricky was working on the engine trying to get the saltwater out and WD-40 in. Keep in mind the last couple of hours of the project were done in the dark.
Pictured below is the boat on the trailer this morning.
Cooper River
Unintentional DIY
So apparently the dude who installed our washer and dryer thought that the setup pictured below would be adequate for venting the dryer. As a result our laundry room became a sauna. Literally, the wallpaper started coming off the wall.
The installer also didn’t seem to know the difference between hot and cold since he hooked the hot water hose to the cold input and vice versa.
While I made a trip to the hardware store for a new vent kit, Celeste called the store that sold us the appliances. The third person she talked to was the operations manager and he asked her what she’d like him to do. When she said she’d like a refund for the original vent kit we’d purchased from them ($19.95) he said he couldn’t do that since it was a delivery issue. Whaaaaat? The fourth person she talked to said that he’d be happy to refund the cost of the vent kit.
The new vent kit was successfully installed by yours truly and seems to be working properly. Celeste’s head came close to spinning off, but a couple of margaritas later she seems to be working properly too. Same with yours truly.
Adjectives and Context
It's always interesting to read about an event at which you were present and to really not agree with how the event is described. This is not to say that the person writing about the event is wrong, or that I'm wrong, rather it highlights the subjectivity inherent to reporting.
A case in point is a meeting I attended yesterday about which a reporter wrote "Contending for speaking time in a room full of raise (sic) voices…" To me that sentence implies that people were shouting, but I can tell you that from my point of view the participants of the meeting were speaking adamantly, but nobody was shouting. It might seem like I'm nitpicking, but I think the context is important. Meeting participants were disagreeing with each other and as I said I thought they were defending their positions stridently, but if what they were doing was raising their voices then my family shouts at each other incessantly.
Again, I want to emphasize that I don't think the reporter is wrong on this point, nor am I. Rather I'm saying that it's interesting to see how two people can see the exact same thing and come away with differing interpretations. Something to keep in mind when you read your daily paper, favorite blogs and other nefarious resources.
Oops there I went and dropped an adjective-bomb.