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Wall Street Whackos

Fec links to an article in NYT that you really have to read to believe.  In essence it says that the wizards of Wall Street have hit on a new securitization scheme: bundle life insurance policies so that people can sell the payout of their life insurance policies and then the banks collect them after they croak.  Seriously.

Check this out:

The bankers plan to buy “life settlements,” life insurance policies that ill and elderly people sell for cash — $400,000 for a $1 million policy, say, depending on the life expectancy of the insured person. Then they plan to “securitize” these policies, in Wall Street jargon, by packaging hundreds or thousands together into bonds. They will then resell those bonds to investors, like big pension funds, who will receive the payouts when people with the insurance die.

The earlier the policyholder dies, the bigger the return — though if people live longer than expected, investors could get poor returns or even lose money.

Either way, Wall Street would profit by pocketing sizable fees for creating the bonds, reselling them and subsequently trading them. But some who have studied life settlements warn that insurers might have to raise premiums in the short term if they end up having to pay out more death claims than they had anticipated.

This is seriously twisted.

Apparently Everything is Stupid

I'm not exactly sure when it happened, but at some point in recent memory a couple of children I happen to know very, very well came to the conclusion that everything in this world is, I quote, "stupid."  Seriously, you can't talk about anything around them without them saying something like, "Yeah dinner was good, but yesterday at lunch Billy Bob said <fill in the blank>, and, you know, it was soo stuuupid." 

Essentially the tactic seems to be:

  1. Identify something, anything, in the current conversation that can somehow be tangentially related to a conversation or observation that contained something easily identified as stupid.  Preferably that conversation or observation should involve a person who everyone just knows is stupid, but if that isn't an option then an episode of Family Guy is an acceptable substitute.  
  2. Relate said conversation or observation in a style that takes twice as long as it needs to and contains approximately 42 uses of the word "like" and about half as many uses of the words "you know."
  3. When parents or other adults don't reply with an appropriate level of laughter and instead look at you like, you know, you're stupid, simply think of another instance of recent stupidity and relate that one.
  4. When the adult points out why something may not be stupid then look at the adult with an expression that says "In the near future you're going to be the subject of a stupid story." 

This really kind of bothered me until I remembered that they are 16 (almost 17) and 15 (almost 16), and that every human at that age seems to be possessed of incredible certitude without an ounce of wisdom. 

links for 2009-09-04

  • "The Housing Authority of Winston-Salem hopes to overhaul 130 acres in the northeastern part of the city under a new public-housing plan being considered by Congress.

    The housing authority's board of commissioners decided yesterday to sign a contract with an architecture and planning company that will help the authority create a "master plan" for the overhaul"

  • Yes! Weekly's profile of Winston-Salem's mayor.

  • "I dont think there is any question that the Youtube model is better. Now that they have stopped hiding behind the Digital Millenium Copyright Act, Youtube has taken the very smart step of letting content “audition” for the right to sign a license for Youtube to send it traffic and sell advertising around it.

    Anyone can post content on Youtube. If that content generates enough interest (even if its interest that is artificially created by the content production company), Youtube will offer it a license that allows Youtube to sell advertising around the content and share that revenue with the content creator (Without a license,Youtube is not allowed to sell advertising around the content. By the DMCA, they are not allowed to even know it exists. Youtube acts only as a host). It really is win win."

links for 2009-09-03

  • Lex provides the conditions necessary to him for the death penalty to stand: "If it ever can be shown that the state has wrongfully executed an innocent person even though a fair exculpatory case existed before the execution, then we also should put to death the prosecutor and judge in the case. If a parole board ever commits the kind of dereliction of duty displayed in Willingham’s case with the result that an innocent person is executed, the board members who voted for execution should be put to death. If a governor can be shown to have denied clemency to an innocent prisoner even in the face of exculpatory evidence, as Texas Gov. Rick Perry appears to have done, the governor should be put to death.

    Then and only then, my friends, will we know that the accused is guilty beyond a reasonable doubt."

    (tags: society)

  • "Workers are more productive, but employee earnings are falling, according to a closely-watched report released Wednesday." File this under least surprising business news of the decade. Fear of loss of job/starvation is a powerful motivator.

  • "The next time you write that yearly check to renew those memberships within your industry’s organizations, think about their value in two parts: What are you willing to put into the membership, and what do you want in return?"

    (tags: association)

  • "On Saturday, millions watched as Ted Kennedy made his final trip to Arlington National Cemetery. With rather less attention, Arlington's soil opened again Monday to accept the remains of one of Kennedy's former aides, 40-year-old Bill Cahir."

    (tags: war)

  • "The chairman of the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. warned Tuesday that more banks could be put out of business in the next year because of commercial mortgage problems."

links for 2009-09-02

  • I had the opportunity to work with Ellen Naylor during my time with SCIP and found her to be one of the most insightful and fun people to work with in the SCIP member community. She makes some good points about the association business in her post, the most important of which is that association execs need to be attuned to the changes being wrought on their "business" by the evolution of social media.
    (tags: association)

links for 2009-08-31

  • This has to be a first in the annals of politics in the Triad. GSO City Council At-Large Candidate Ryan Shell was canvassing when he came across a guy running from, and who was eventually tazed by the police. Later he interviewed the guy and as they guy's walking away Ryan tells him to pull up his britches.
  • "The benefit of a consumer centric health care system is we all would start paying attention to what all of this costs and negotiating ourselves for better prices and/or shopping around. That never happens except in the cases where the procedures aren't covered. And Goldhill makes a compelling argument that uncovered procedures have shown the benefit of a competitive market at work:"

links for 2009-08-28

links for 2009-08-27

links for 2009-08-26