Author Archives: Jon Lowder

My Dream Machine

In the last year my Grandmother has lost a significant amount of her vision.  Basically she can see shadows and that’s about it, and since she’s 85 she has that many years of ingrained habits that rely on her being able to see.  I know how hard it is for me to adjust to major change at 39, I can only imagine how hard it is for her at 85.

My aunts have been very busy helping Grandmother, taking her to appointments, taking her grocery shopping and all the other daily chores we take for granted.  They’ve also enlisted the help of an agency (sorry, I’m not sure which one) that has provided some guidance in dealing with services for the blind.

One of the things the agency did was provide a special tape recorder (looks like it was made in the 60s) that has symbols on the keys so that a blind person can tell the "Play" button from the "Stop’" button.  To be honest the machine is a real clunker, and I honestly don’t think many of the tapes interest Grandmother.  I also think she misses reading the newspaper and I know she feels more isolated than she ever has, despite my aunts’ best efforts.

So I decided to do a little research and find out what kind of technology is out there that might help Grandmother, and while I’ve found some interesting stuff I don’t think any of it is quite right.  For instance I found a machine that will scan any printed matter and convert it to speech in a couple of different voices and languages that the user can select.  Very cool (and about $2,600), but after watching Grandmother struggle with the buttons on the tape recorder I wouldn’t want to subject her to having to figure out this machine. 

The scanner is just one example of some of the technology that’s available, but I don’t really think any of them will work.  Another example is all the computer stuff I found.  There’s a lot of software out there that lets blind people use a computer for work and play in traditional ways (software that converts screen text to audio) but that still requires someone to know how to use a computer in the first place. What I’m looking for is a machine, probably a computer that can be manipulated via voice by anyone.

That’s led me to imagining what kind of machine I would build for Grandmother if I were a sufficiently talented engineer.  Unfortunately I’m not an engineer by any description, but particularly not "sufficiently talented". I’m going to outline my dream machine below, and if anyone has a suggestion for how I might find or build a product like this please let me know.

My dream machine would:

  1. Work off of voice prompts.  No button pushing or reading necessary.
  2. Could be managed remotely for tech support.
  3. Would provide audio output of information (news stories, directory listings, audio sent by family and friends, etc.).
  4. Would be navigable by voice prompt, and if it doesn’t "understand" commands would provide audio feedback.
  5. Would also act as her phone.
  6. Would be "always on."

I guess what I’m imagining is HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey, of course without the thing going evil on my Grandmother.

You’ll notice that I didn’t mention any features like email, web surfing, etc.  That’s because I seriously doubt Grandmother would ever do those things, but I’d imagine any machine equipped to do what I ask would also have the standard computer stuff available as well.

Actually I think the biggest deal here is the user interface.  It needs to feel familiar to Grandmother, to be analagous to devices she’s accustomed to like a phone or a radio.  I know if we called it a computer she’d never use it, so it could be her fancy radio that she can talk to and it talks back.  Or the phone that has a radio attached.  Whatever, as long as it works and she doesn’t have to push anything.

So maybe she would email, but really it would be her saying "Do I have any messages?" and the machine replying, "You have three new messages."  She’d then say "Play the first one" the machine plays it and asks "Would you like to reply?" and then Grandmother says "Yes" and so on.  To her she’s talking, but to you and me she’s sending an audio email.

Well, I think you get my drift, and now you know why it’s my dream machine, not my reality machine.  What with the aging of our population I hope these voice applications come along sooner rather than later, because I think we’ll need them.  Here’s to hope.

One More Reason the World Hates Advertisers

According to this piece on Business 2.0 there’s a company in Seattle called Brain Fingerprinting Laboratories that claims "By hooking humans up to machines that measure cerebral activity,
the company believes it can determine whether specific information is
stored in a person’s memory. Now, Brain Fingerprinting believes it’s
found the ideal first business application: advertising. (Source Puget Sound Business Journal, full article here).

So the company plans on spinning off an ad agency based on it’s technology.  Now let me get this straight; after serving us misleading information, horrid jingles and banal copy that has sucked our brains dry now the advertisers want to read our withered and overwhelmed cerebra?  Good luck
 

New Wiki by/for Entrepreneurs

There’s a new Wiki for entrepreneurs that you can find here.  Most sources for entrepreneurs are crap: get-rich schemes, dumb-ass advice from some guy with an envelope-stuffing business, etc.  This one is notable for the people who are involved in the early stages, most of whom seem to have some deeper, richer information to share.

For a definition of wikis go here, or read this:
"online collaboration model and tool that allows any user to edit some content of webpages through a simple browser. mobileman.projects.supsi.ch/glossary.html

Chinese Propoganda

I’ve always been fascinated by propoganda materials like old World War I recruiting posters.  Via Boing Boing I found this site that has propoganda posters for the Chinese space program.  I definitely recommend reading the site for background on the evolution of the Chinese space program and how it has been promoted to the Chinese people.

Here’s a poster from the 80’s:
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And here is a poster intended to appeal to the Falun Gong adherents:
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Reading List October 13, 2005

Reading List October 12, 2005

  • Corante is Not Second Class Journalism (Moore’s Lore) – Should First Amendment protections be restricted to media companies?
  • Cramer Gest Prechterized (Moore’s Lore) – A loud Wall Street bull is starting to growl like a bear. which can’t be a good thing.
  • Online Search Company Taps Bloggers, Celebrities to Endorse Products (PR News) – The Rollyo story.
  • Who’s Connected? Companies that have their own website (bookofjoe) – Joe found some data in Financial Times that compares European countries by the percentage of companies with 10+ employees that have their own website.  France is at the back of the pack with just 26.3% of companies with their own website.  Joe then provides some background on why the French lag behind and compares them, unfavorably, with Argentina.  Of course I could have told Joe that the reason that France is lagging is because the French are so, well, French.
  • Banned Books Week – ‘Of Mice and Men’ Ranked #10 – (bookofjoe) – Here’s the money quote from this post: "She remarked that when she was a girl her mother was extremely unhappy with Winterson’s love of books and reading. Her main complaint? ‘You just can’t tell by looking at them what’s in them.’"
  • Sourcing, verification, bloggers and the Times (The Editor’s Blog – John Robinson) – John, the Editor of the Greensboro News & Record is asking some good questions of himself and other media folk.  If a major story came across his screen via a trusted blogger, but without sourcing would he go with the story?  Probably not.  But his paper did go with a major story based on a New York Times report that was also unsourced, even thought the Times has had credibility problems of late.  More credit to John that he’s willing to think about this.

We Don’t Look That Much Alike

A while back we (me, Celeste and our brood) were at my Aunt Lynn’s house for her birthday.  While we were there we went through a bunch of old pictures that she’d put together from my Grandmother Lowder’s collection.  One of my projects is to scan all of those photos so that we have digital copies of them all.

Well, I scanned a baby portrait of my dad and one of myself taken when we were each about one (I’m guessing).  Both were black and white so they have a similar tone.  Here they are (click on the picture if you want to see a larger version).  I’m the one on the right:
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I’ve always been told that we look a lot alike, but at least in our early years I don’t see it.  Maybe it’s the ears:)

Anyway, it should be a lot of fun going through all these old pictures…of course I better call mom and warn her I have some doosies of her with the old 60’s and 70’s hair!

Reading List October 10, 2005

One More Sign That the Apocalypse is Upon Us

In the realm of business ideas this one is just plain, well, nutty.  According to this article it seems that a couple of enterprising folks out in Arizona have launched a line of jewelry that is testicular in design.  Of course their website is ballsies.com.

I was going to put a picture of one of their products here, but if I was gonna do something like that I’d reserve it for a product modeled on the fairer sex.  Sorry gals.