Driving home from work on 421 on Friday I saw a guy in an Escalade get cut off by another guy in a Honda. On a scale of 1-10 in crappy driving I’d say the move was a 4, but the guy in the Escalade acted as if the other guy had stolen his man-purse. He tailgated him for a couple of miles and then pulled up next to him and made all kinds of interesting gestures. The guy in the Honda remained blissfully ignorant, or at least he did a great job ignoring the dude in the Escalade.

Eventually they both passed me and I got to see the license plate on the Escalade. It read “Am Saved.”