I swear you couldn't pay me enough to be either famous or a CongressCritter.  Who in their right mind would subject themselves to the kind of daily snark and general meanness that modern society inflicts on anyone more famous than your average coat hanger?  Case in point: Rep. Virginia Foxx's footwear was the subject of a little online snark during ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews' recent testimony on the Hill.  Check out the pic. 

Seriously? Foxx having her feet and footwear compared to those of a woman who's paid, in part, to be fashionable and good looking would be like me being compared to George Clooney. Heck, it'd be like me being compared to a hairy mole behind Clooney's knee (he'd still win). In all fairness to Rep. Foxx the lighting and hosiery didn't do her any favors either.