I'm playing bachelor dad this weekend so I'm constructing my honey do list for the weekend.  I used to think lists were unnecessary, but that was before close to two decades of parenting sucked my brain dry.  So lists it is.  

This weekend's list includes chauffeuring kids to various events of varying consequence, supervising the cleaning of the house (now that the kids are teenagers I've moved from labor to management on this one) and, most importantly, purchasing Beano to be sprinkled liberally on our dogs' food.  I cannot describe the unholy stench that permeates our house, but rest assured that I'm hoping beyond all hope that the Beano works. If it doesn't I'm gonna invest in a couple of good corks.

Have a great weekend everyone.