A few weeks ago I started using Google Voice in a serious way.  I'd just gotten a Blackberry for work so I ended up with two mobile numbers for the first time in my life.  I figured that if I could link both numbers to a Google Voice number then I could still just have one mobile number to share with everyone and get all my calls even if I was only carrying one of my mobiles.

One of the utilities that Google Voice provides is a transcription of each voice mail.  The transcript is hardly ever 100% accurate, but it's almost always close enough that you get the gist of the message.  Still, there are some funny, uh, translations.  Here's the latest:

 Hi. It's John baptized before 2 o'clock get a chance give me a call at ***-**** Thanks