If you live in an area that’s experiencing a drought you really should
consider hiring me to take a business trip to your area. I truly have
a gift for bringing wet weather with me. Today I’m bringing the
remnants of a hurricane with me to Atlanta. In November. In June I
brought a flash flood with me. To Vegas.

Put it this way: if I was an astronaut they’d find water if they sent
me to the moon or Mars.