As dumb as it is to drive drunk, how much dumber is it to drive drunk on a motorcycle?  You'd think that no matter how drunk you were you'd at least have some basic survival instict triggering alarm bells in your head.  You know, something like: "Daggum I'm hammered. Maybe getting on the road and traveling at speeds that God never intended for human beings, and NOT being surrounded by a ton of metal and airbags ain't the best idea."  The good news is that drunks this stupid likely will do the most damage to themselves and the people dumb enough to ride with them, while the "smarter" drunks tend to take out their stupidity on the rest of us.