I came across the ad you see to the left on Boing Boing.  Gotta love the copywriting: "Has his old man been hitting the coffee again?  Nervous father…boyish prank…flaring temper–and BANG! That’s a sequence that happens too often — when a parent is tense, on edge…"  Of course Sanka was the answer!

All I can say is real men don’t drink de-caf.  My emotionally disturbed children are proof of that.